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DENVER, CO - In an incident that has left the community both baffled and amused, a local teen's first date at a traditional drive-in theater ended in an unexpected collision with the movie screen. The teen, who has blamed the venue's naming for the accident, has sparked a conversation about the driving skills of today's youth and the responsibilities of entertainment venues.
PHOENIX, AZ - In a shocking turn of events that has left the local gym community absolutely shook, a teen known only as Chad Flexington III has broken up with his girlfriend, Tiffany Toned, in what can only be described as the most lit breakup of the century. The incident occurred at Bicep Bliss Gym, where the couple was spotted working out together before things took a turn for the dramatic.
POUGHKEEPSIE - It's a day that will be remembered in the annals of Poughkeepsie. Local teen, Eddie "Skate Rat" Thompson, known for his exceptional ability to push his mother's patience to the breaking point, made a revolutionary birthday promise. For his mom's 40th birthday, he swore off his daily tradition of punctuating every sentence with the endearing moniker, "bitch."
SUNNYDALE BEACH - A new wave of thrill-seeking teens is hitting Sunnydale's shores, and it's making the town's old guard of surfers feel like they're swimming with guppies. The latest TikTok trend, dubbed #ChumDive, sees adrenaline-addled teens diving into the ocean covered head-to-toe in fish guts and blood, all in an effort to chase that elusive viral fame.
EVERETT, WA - In a controversial decision that's got everyone talking, Elmont's Sacred Oaks High School has taken the term "inclusion" to an unprecedented level. The school announced last week that all classes will henceforth be dubbed "special needs" classes. In response, parents, students, and the wider community are collectively picking their jaws off the floor.
MIDTOWN - Amid the hustle and bustle of Midtown, a teen named Joey has been caught in a crappy situation - he hasn't pooped in two weeks.
In an unexpected twist of events, pop icon Brittney Spears ended up swinging at a teen fan after she herself was accidentally hit by the security team of NBA #1 Draft Pick, Victor Wembenyana.
Summer is here, and along with it, the race to find that perfect sunscreen that blocks harmful UV rays yet somehow magically avoids those pesky tan lines. Well, look no further! 17-year-old prodigy, Frankie 'SunBlocker' Nguyen, claims he's invented a sunscreen so potent it offers an SPF of 5000, promises no tan lines, and as a bonus, confers immortality. Yes, you read that right.
A plot worthy of a Hollywood movie has unfolded in the underbelly of the teenage hacker community as a group of aspiring code wizards embarked on a mission they dubbed "Operation Free Amouranth". The objective? To hack into the OnlyFans account of the prominent creator, Amouranth.
In what can only be described as the fashion equivalent of the apocalypse, there has been an absolute uproar within the teenage community regarding the rampant use of neon colors in prom dresses this year.
In a riveting and rather alarmist discovery, we're on the verge of a shocking epidemic that's sweeping the nation, and it's not a virus - it's the Caps Lock key.
In a clash of cultures and a fusion of musical genres, 17-year-old musical prodigy Lily Sanchez is turning the polka music world upside down with her groundbreaking approach to the traditional genre. Armed with her trusty electric ukulele, Lily is reinventing polka by infusing it with a vibrant energy and modern melodies.
