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REBEL: teen makes breakfast for dinner "this is not an appropriate time for that!" FUCK SOCIETY *dropkicks mom* I'M MAKING FLAP JACKS                   FISH ARE FRIENDS: a white girl posts a facebook status Becky: i'm FINna watch some shark week! Hannah: omg so creative! Becky: love uuuuuuu                   ROMANCE: teens go on a date to see Monsters University *girl tries to make out with guy* "BITCH SWERVE I'M TRYNA RELIVE MY CHILDHOOD"                   RAGER: dozens of teens flock to the local river after hearing reports that the water is "raging" "turn up!" *drowns in river*                   HIGH TIMES: teens smoke weed after school "dude... sinks are like showers but for your hands" *passes joint* ..bro that's fucking adorable                   TEEN TALK: "is the double condom method more effective?" "a condom inside a condom? that's like inception dude" "...more like CONTRACEPTION"                   WHIP GAME: teens hit the go kart track "mushrooms and racing was a great idea" "i feel like mario" "haha steve is just staring at the wheel"                   LIFE CHANGING: teen has an epiphany while driving "what if... *slams on brakes* "WHAT IF THEY MADE DISPOSABLE SOCKS"                   HIGH TIMES: teens smoke weed after school "dude... sinks are like showers but for your hands" *passes joint* ..bro that's fucking adorable                   FILIBUSTED: student government faces a shut down "our spring fling should be 70s themed" "80s OR NOTHING" presently no agreement is in sight                   EMPLOYMENT: teen girls fills out job application "should i put down that i was twerk team captain?" "fuck yea i should"                   RIPPED: teens claim to have smoked that celebrity kush "i'm emma stoned" "i'm baked shelton" "i can't think of one...but i'm high af"                   BRAWL: teen loses fight to local bully "i don't get it. i watched the whole 1st season of dragon ball z" "i should have destroyed him"                   CHIVALRY: teen cooks a romantic dinner for his girlfriend "are you enjoying your ham and cheese hot pocket babe?" "no. not at all."                   EMPLOYMENT: teen girls fills out job application "should i put down that i was twerk team captain?" "fuck yea i should"                   EASY LIVIN: teens are out of school and ready to let loose for the summer! "yo man i'm bored af" "me too"                   PREP: teen frat star walks halls decked out in all Polo *sees black person wearing ecko* *hides* *whispers to himself* "help me mitt romney"                   You can support the site by clicking an ad if it is relevant to your interests!                   DUDE: teens make their Breaking Bad predictions "dude badgers gunna be the new heisenberg" *rips bong so fucking hard* "that wud be dopeeee"

SIX SEXIEST TEEN MIRROR PICS

Are you tired of spending your Friday nights alone and on the computer? Jealous of all the jocks at school getting the girls you rightfully deserve? Well I'm here to show you how to step your game up and it's in the form of mirror pics. Nothing gets a chicks panties more wet than receiving a mirror pic, whether it's shirtless or in your most swagged out attire, sending a girl some mirror pics will for sure get you laid. If you follow in the footsteps of the examples I provide below, I can pretty much guarantee your sex-life will increase tenfold.


#1. Can someone say mutha-fuckin thuglife!!! Equipped with a cookie monster hat he probably bought at Spencers (chillest store of all time), and a blue bandana this teen clearly cares about one thing and one thing only...getting that booty. With two of his fingers pointed down making an "A" he's giving off a clear signal that he wants some of that anal action, and I know whomever the lucky girl is that received this picture, gave him just that. 

#2. DAAAAMN! Look at Mr. Rico Suave over here, wearing what seems to be a varsity jacket (alpha as fuck) he probably doesn't need to send mirror pics in general to get bitches, but maximizing his potential, he did it anyways. The rest of his outfit (dress shirt and tie) suggests that he cares for the finer things in life and will likely take you on a date to Outback Steakhouse before diving into your vagina. The sexiness of this mirror pic is completed by that seductive wink in his left eye, a bold move for an even bolder teen. 

#3. Holy shit...I think I just nutted my pants (and I'm not even gay!!..no really I'm not). Packing a sensual smile, this sexy teen ain't afraid to strip down to his boxers and bare it all for the sake of his mirror pics. The green and yellow boxer combination compliments his naturally ginger hair and I wouldn't be surprised if the recipient of this mirror pic was a babe in the same tier as Selena Gomez or Miley Cyrus. Two very, very lucky women if this is the fine piece of ass that they've been hitting (I'm almost jealous but in a totally straight way because I'm straight, not gay). 

#4. It's a girl, no it's a guy, no it's a super buff and attractive teen!!! Off the bat you can tell this picture was taken shortly after this kid hit them gym (do you see them biceps *nom nom nom*) and those washboard abs will for sure have any girls panties soaking wet in anticipation. Yet this teen steps it up a notch and has grown a pair boobs, basically sending the message "honey if u want some of my sexy, your titties gotta be at-least 3 times bigger these bad boys"... A very powerful but effective statement in coercing the booty indeed. 

#5. Bow chicka wow-wow-what do we have here? A mother-fuckin pussy destroyer! There's something to be said about men who are confident enough to wear lipstick...they get all the bitches, and this dude is no exception. Now some might say he looks a little, well...overweight. But I can assure you those extra chins he's got are solely from eating an insane amount of pussy and nothing else. This picture literally redefines what it means to be alpha. 


#6. I have a question for you, do you really, really want to become the king of scoring bitches? If your answer was yes then literally copy everything this teen is doing in his mirror pic. Lets start off with the hair, a mohawk to prove he's a rebel and doesn't give a fuck (bitches love a badass). Second, notice his facial expression, he ain't smiling, he's giving off the vibe that he is doing you a favor by sending you this sexy mirror pic. And finally that t-shirt...word's cannot describe how alpha that shirt is. This dude is literally COVERED in pussy and he's not afraid to show it. A mirror pic like this could turn even the most proud lesbian straight or the straightest man (like myself) gay. Bravo to you sexy mirror pic guy, bravo to you.