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BETTER LUCK NEXT RHYME: teen loses a rap battle "spark the blunt with my bic, yea boy i'll suck your dick" "WAIT NO HOMO" "stfu juicy gay"                   HEART BREAKING: young teen overdoses on marijuana earlier today. Witnesses claim his last words were "dude" and "duuuudddeeee"                   OLD: teen is highly confused "dad what's that?" "its called a newspaper son" "does it get wifi?" "no, its just paper" "well that's retarded"                   ATTITUDE: teen fired from pizza joint for talking back over the phone "how much will a large pizza feed?" "one if ur a fuckin fatass"                   TWITTER: teen faces crucial decision "i wanna rewrite my typo'd tweet but it already got three favs" "MY LIFE IS PAIN" *jumps off bridge*                   CRIMINAL: teen sent to a youth correctional facility for inappropriate internet usage "he used 8 hashtags" ...so? "on facebook" LOCK HIM UP                   BRAWL: teen loses fight to local bully "i don't get it. i watched the whole 1st season of dragon ball z" "i should have destroyed him"                   STONED: teen in hospital after "the biggest bong hit of all time" he claims he "ripped that shit like Michael Phelps" and he's "still baked"                   GAMECUBE: teens gear up for Super Smash Brothers Melee "i'm green falco" "i'm normal falco" "i'm red falco" "i'm ice climbers" "...fag"                   SMOOTH: teen uses a classic pickup line "you like marijuana?" ummm, yeah! "marijuwanna suck my dick?" *gets laid so hard*                   BALLER: teens discuss their plans while shooting hoops "what are you doing tonight?" *shoots* "nothing but-" *swishes* "netflix"                   UNDERCOVER: mysterious teen tries to disuade his peers "maybe we should wait until we're 21 to drink" *moustache falls off* "WTF DAD"                   TEEN TALK: "is the double condom method more effective?" "a condom inside a condom? that's like inception dude" "...more like CONTRACEPTION"                   FUN: teens prepare for Halloween "okay. i'm mario, jeff's luigi, mark's wario, and steve.. ur waluigi" why am i waluigi? "BC NO ONE LIKES U"                   BALLER: teens discuss their plans while shooting hoops "what are you doing tonight?" *shoots* "nothing but-" *swishes* "netflix"                   iOSHEAVEN: Teens marvel in Apple's latest conquest "iOS 7 is better than being alive" "now i can die happy" "i feel steve jobs inside me"                   SCIENTIFIC: teen "experiments" with homosexuality *analyzes litmus paper* "just as i hypothesized.." *writes down data* "i'm gay"                   NO HOMO: local 6th grader claims he would "suck dick for some lunchables" He further stated that he doesn't know what "suck dick" means                   GRADES: Student receives an "F" on powerpoint presentation for using too many laser sounds in transitions "that sound effect is gangster af"

SIX SEXIEST TEEN MIRROR PICS

Are you tired of spending your Friday nights alone and on the computer? Jealous of all the jocks at school getting the girls you rightfully deserve? Well I'm here to show you how to step your game up and it's in the form of mirror pics. Nothing gets a chicks panties more wet than receiving a mirror pic, whether it's shirtless or in your most swagged out attire, sending a girl some mirror pics will for sure get you laid. If you follow in the footsteps of the examples I provide below, I can pretty much guarantee your sex-life will increase tenfold.


#1. Can someone say mutha-fuckin thuglife!!! Equipped with a cookie monster hat he probably bought at Spencers (chillest store of all time), and a blue bandana this teen clearly cares about one thing and one thing only...getting that booty. With two of his fingers pointed down making an "A" he's giving off a clear signal that he wants some of that anal action, and I know whomever the lucky girl is that received this picture, gave him just that. 

#2. DAAAAMN! Look at Mr. Rico Suave over here, wearing what seems to be a varsity jacket (alpha as fuck) he probably doesn't need to send mirror pics in general to get bitches, but maximizing his potential, he did it anyways. The rest of his outfit (dress shirt and tie) suggests that he cares for the finer things in life and will likely take you on a date to Outback Steakhouse before diving into your vagina. The sexiness of this mirror pic is completed by that seductive wink in his left eye, a bold move for an even bolder teen. 

#3. Holy shit...I think I just nutted my pants (and I'm not even gay!!..no really I'm not). Packing a sensual smile, this sexy teen ain't afraid to strip down to his boxers and bare it all for the sake of his mirror pics. The green and yellow boxer combination compliments his naturally ginger hair and I wouldn't be surprised if the recipient of this mirror pic was a babe in the same tier as Selena Gomez or Miley Cyrus. Two very, very lucky women if this is the fine piece of ass that they've been hitting (I'm almost jealous but in a totally straight way because I'm straight, not gay). 

#4. It's a girl, no it's a guy, no it's a super buff and attractive teen!!! Off the bat you can tell this picture was taken shortly after this kid hit them gym (do you see them biceps *nom nom nom*) and those washboard abs will for sure have any girls panties soaking wet in anticipation. Yet this teen steps it up a notch and has grown a pair boobs, basically sending the message "honey if u want some of my sexy, your titties gotta be at-least 3 times bigger these bad boys"... A very powerful but effective statement in coercing the booty indeed. 

#5. Bow chicka wow-wow-what do we have here? A mother-fuckin pussy destroyer! There's something to be said about men who are confident enough to wear lipstick...they get all the bitches, and this dude is no exception. Now some might say he looks a little, well...overweight. But I can assure you those extra chins he's got are solely from eating an insane amount of pussy and nothing else. This picture literally redefines what it means to be alpha. 


#6. I have a question for you, do you really, really want to become the king of scoring bitches? If your answer was yes then literally copy everything this teen is doing in his mirror pic. Lets start off with the hair, a mohawk to prove he's a rebel and doesn't give a fuck (bitches love a badass). Second, notice his facial expression, he ain't smiling, he's giving off the vibe that he is doing you a favor by sending you this sexy mirror pic. And finally that t-shirt...word's cannot describe how alpha that shirt is. This dude is literally COVERED in pussy and he's not afraid to show it. A mirror pic like this could turn even the most proud lesbian straight or the straightest man (like myself) gay. Bravo to you sexy mirror pic guy, bravo to you.