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STRUDEL'D: Teens get physical after toaster strudel incident "BRO DID YOU USE TWO PACKETS OF ICING" "yea?" "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE"                   UNEMPLOYED: teen gets turned down at local super market for putting "rolls hella dope blunts" on his resume "how is that not a good skill??"                   FML: a white teen was seen crying at starbucks this morning after they got her order wrong "here is your mocha frappe" "YOU'RE*"                   TEEN CRISIS: "hello 911? yes. my internet went out in the middle of a jerk sesh" "what do you mean this isn't an emergency??" "put obama on"                   SMOOTH: teen uses a classic pickup line "you like marijuana?" ummm, yeah! "marijuwanna suck my dick?" *gets laid so hard*                   CLASSIC: 7th grader settles down and watches Family Guy *peter farts on screen for 45 seconds* "seth macfarlane is nothing short of genius"                   SCIENTIFIC: studies indicate that 3 out of every 4 teens smoke marijuana. Coincidentally, scientists also found that 1 in 4 teens are nerds                   OUCH: Teen 'eats shit' while attempting to longboard to class "ive been practicing all summer!" "fuck i ripped my favorite plaid shorts"                   CURRENT EVENTS: teens discuss politics "dude, did you hear about syria??" wtf is a syria? "lol idk" *rips bong so fucking hard*                   CHILLIN: teens kick it! "i'm bored" wanna like, go outside? "out ..side?" *squints eyes and stares teen down* just fuckin witchu *rips bong*                   JOURNALISM: Teen girl claimed she was "literally dying" after reading a text from her friend. Sources indicate she is in fact, not dying.                   BAKED: teens get so high on marijuana they "forgot the alamo" "the what??" "DUDE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THIS SHIT"                   SMACKED: teen nerd gets beat up by own father "sorry son, but you wore a naruto headband to dinner" "that shit just won't fly in my house"                   ROMANCE: teen learns the power of seduction "i have alcohol, weed, and an open house. wanna come over?" *gets laid to death*                   JOURNALISM: Teen girl claimed she was "literally dying" after reading a text from her friend. Sources indicate she is in fact, not dying.                   <3: teens go out to a romantic dinner "can we have a bottle of your finest sizzurp" *mariachi dubstep band* "babe will you turn up with me?"                   SO CLOSE: teen blows it at the last minute "ready for sex girl?" oh yea! *sound of velcro shoes coming off* *pussy becomes drier than paper*                   SIZZURP: Teens shocked after idol Lil Wayne goes into a codeine coma. "#PrayForWeezy" "if he dies we should def get school off"                   GERIATRIC: teens talk about the future "isn't it crazy that they'll play dubstep at our nursing homes?" "skrillex is our frank sinatra"

FUNNIEST MEMES: THE SEVEN BEST

Teens love the internet and the majority of the internet that isn't pornography is memes.  So with that in mind teen news breaks down the seven greatest memes for teens.

Before we start the countdown to the GREATEST MEME FOR TEENS let's go over some ground rules.  First of all, if you think memes are "stupid" you should probably stop reading right now because this article is going to give the utmost respect to memes like they god damn deserve.


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 The original willy wonka was so good.  You know what else is good? MEMES! He loves them, we love them, you should too.

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First world problems? More like first class humor! Holy shit it was almost impossible to get off the floor because i was rofling so hard.

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Ah yes, a really classic meme such as this one takes time and energy from a comedic genius to be truly successful.

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I could see this little black kids face a million times and his attitude would never stop being funny! Memes aren't just funny they're funny as fuck!

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Truer words have never been spoken.  Who's going to complain about the free marketing Dos Equis gets when these memes are so hilarious!!

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This is one of the toughest dilemmas in life.  Most memes are good but sometimes it's hard to tell if it's truly a REALLY GOOD MEME like this one.

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Ladies and gentlemen...the greatest meme of all time! What's funnier than bad luck brian not even being able to enjoy memes! Haha what a loser!

-TNR3