WARWICK, RI - Rhode Island teens were adamant about the injustice of a white cisgendered heterosexual non-poor rapper taking advantage of the struggles of others to achieve fame. However, that all changed late Wednesday night when Macklemore had an announcement.
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| "Mackle actually means gay in arabic and more means more in English." - Macklemore |
Macklemore also admitted to having sexual relations with his DJ as well as Ryan Seacrest, Paul Blart Mall Cop, and Zooboomafoo.
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| 90s sex icon |
Rhode Island might be the largest and most populated state in the union, but today they were a tight knit community no bigger than the tip of a thumbtack on a map of the United States.
