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YUM: teen wins Nobel Peace Prize eating at Olive Garden "the breadsticks are unlimited, correct?" yes sir "perfect" *solves world hunger*                   YUNG LOVE: teen receives a text from his gf "i miss u" "i literally just left your house" "k" *throws phone at wall*                   FUN: teens prepare for Halloween "okay. i'm mario, jeff's luigi, mark's wario, and steve.. ur waluigi" why am i waluigi? "BC NO ONE LIKES U"                   SCIENCE PROJECT: "as you can see, the air flows through the water bec-" THIS IS A BONG "it's called a water pipe" GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM                   BAKED: teens get so high on marijuana they "forgot the alamo" "the what??" "DUDE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THIS SHIT"                   GRADES: Student receives an "F" on powerpoint presentation for using too many laser sounds in transitions "that sound effect is gangster af"                   SHY: teen refuses to get naked in front of her bf b/c she's "too fat" sources indicate bf "doesn't care" & "just wants to see some titties"                   JOB: teen gets interviewed "why should we hire you?" "i have 1000 followers on twitter" "how many do you follow?" "...1200" "GET OUTTA HERE"                   CHILLIN: teens kick it! "i'm bored" wanna like, go outside? "out ..side?" *squints eyes and stares teen down* just fuckin witchu *rips bong*                   NICE: teens prepare for finals "i took like 120 mg's of adderall" "i didn't even study. i just organized my itunes library for 6 hours"                   SHY: teen refuses to get naked in front of her bf b/c she's "too fat" sources indicate bf "doesn't care" & "just wants to see some titties"                   CLASSIC: 7th grader settles down and watches Family Guy *peter farts on screen for 45 seconds* "seth macfarlane is nothing short of genius"                   BREAKING: local mother arrested for throwing out her son's Pokemon cards. Among the cards was a holographic Mewtwo. She faces up to 20 years                   ONLY 90s KIDS: teen tries new pickup lines "damn girl you give me goosebumps cause you are R.L. Fine af" "turn to page 69 if you wanna bang"                   SHY: teen refuses to get naked in front of her bf b/c she's "too fat" sources indicate bf "doesn't care" & "just wants to see some titties"                   BALLING: Teen takes girlfriend out to dinner "ight babe were gonna split the 60 pc nugget" "a milkshake? idk babe maybe next time"                   VIDEO GAMES: teen gets upset while playing Halo "why's this homo called master chef he never even cooks" "it's chief" "he's not even indian"                   VIDEO GAMES: teen gets upset while playing Halo "why's this homo called master chef he never even cooks" "it's chief" "he's not even indian"                   WOAH: teen makes friends at new school "sup guys, my name's chad and i think beer is cool" *gets invited to every party in a 20 mile radius*

HBO GO CRASH: QUICK FIX

After the recent HBO Go crashes, and the resulting social media outrage of teens everywhere, the entertainment provider has opened up a line of communication to their aggrieved audience.

LITTLE ROCK, AK - During the past few weeks, thousands of HBO Go users have experienced server crashes while trying to watch their favorite shows such as "Game of Whatevers" and "True Something".  The issue runs a lot deeper than just an inconvenience, however, psychologist Albert Einstein (no relation) has a theory.

"If a teen misses the initial live viewing of a television show, their entire life can be in ruins.  First, their friends will probably spoil it for them on their twitter timelines, and the resulting psychological distress can result in suicidal thoughts and even spontaneous combustion." - Dr. Albert Einstein (DeVry University Psychology Professor)

HBO Go finally released a statement the other day claiming that "teens bitch just to bitch","maybe the fucking servers would work if everyone wasn't using their friend's fucking account", and "you do realize you have no right to bitch about a subscription service you don't subscribe to right?".

Can we really blame this tragedy on the teens? 17 year old, Mark Rodgers claims "Bro, shit should just work, ya know, when shit doesn't work, I'm pissed."

SPOILER: IF YOUR HBO GO DOESN'T WORK CLICK ON THIS LINK