LITTLE ROCK, AK - During the past few weeks, thousands of HBO Go users have experienced server crashes while trying to watch their favorite shows such as "Game of Whatevers" and "True Something". The issue runs a lot deeper than just an inconvenience, however, psychologist Albert Einstein (no relation) has a theory.
"If a teen misses the initial live viewing of a television show, their entire life can be in ruins. First, their friends will probably spoil it for them on their twitter timelines, and the resulting psychological distress can result in suicidal thoughts and even spontaneous combustion." - Dr. Albert Einstein (DeVry University Psychology Professor)
HBO Go finally released a statement the other day claiming that "teens bitch just to bitch","maybe the fucking servers would work if everyone wasn't using their friend's fucking account", and "you do realize you have no right to bitch about a subscription service you don't subscribe to right?".
Can we really blame this tragedy on the teens? 17 year old, Mark Rodgers claims "Bro, shit should just work, ya know, when shit doesn't work, I'm pissed."
SPOILER: IF YOUR HBO GO DOESN'T WORK CLICK ON THIS LINK
