In a world filled with lugubrious poverty and crippling depression there exists a savior who has decided to bear the responsibility of enlightening us normal folk into a higher plane of conciousness. No this isn't Jesus I speak of. It's not Buddah nor Tom Cruise. The man I am talking about is Jaden Smith (son of will smith, he was a rapper or some shit). Jaden is the spoiled brat of our generation who thinks he's more intelligent then the average American peasant, so I compiled a list of his most "educational" tweets for us to learn and prosper from.
Like what in the actual fuck does he mean by this? This statement is literally so stupid I cant even think of anything to say that could be funny about it.
This is pretty ironic assuming the fact that he probably tweeted this from his phone...and then his sheep followers retweeted it over 4,000 times...from their phones.
Now this is just pure stupidity. Jonah Hill is the most useless and least funny fat person since Oprah Winfrey in the 90s. smh
WHOA SO EDGY JADEN. U DO IT FOR ALL THE REAL PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW YOU BRO. SO LEGIT
So deep, especially because back in the day water used to be SOOO nutritious. Now adays with all the pollution it's only plain H2O :(
...And so are children and HUMAN BEINGS across the globe. Leave it to the douche bag from Beverly Hills to forget that everyones daddy isn't a millionaire.
HEY JADEN DID YOU KNOW THAT IT WAS A BOOK TOO? OR HAVE YOU NEVER READ ONE BEFORE CAUSE YOUR JUST TOO SMART AND BUSY TO WASTE YOUR TIME READING SOMETHING?
Wow, implying weeping willows aren't the most emo plant in existence? Jeez Jaden, your too ignorant.
Oh yeah because as babies are shitting their pants they would TOTES be able to teach me geometry better than my sus professor with a phd...what phd does even stand for? poop-head-dude HAH
This Jaden...this is the ultimate tweet you have ever produced. Your statement here should give people inspiration to stay in school and not turn into pompous fools like you are
