24 WAYS TO AVOID TEEN PREGNANCY

PEORIA, IL - In a surprising twist, nerds nationwide are paving the way in sexual education with an unconventional approach to teen pregnancy prevention. Here are 24 ways the geeks are winning:

DECAF DISARRAY: JAVA JUNKIES JITTERY OVER CAF-FREE CATASTROPHE

BEANVILLE, USA - An uproar is brewing in the quiet town of Beanville, and it's enough to make any coffee enthusiast spill their precious liquid gold. Local teen barista, Beanie, has been serving decaf lattes instead of the regular caffeinated version at the Beanville Brew. In a twist of events as steamy as the frothy milk on top, she claims she did it for a perfectly sensible reason: to help the town "chill out."

18 REASONS SMOKING IS STILL COOL

While teens might think these reasons make smoking cool, it's important to remember the severe health risks and addiction associated with smoking. So, youngsters, don't let the smoke blur your judgment! But also, don't be a pussy.

TOP 5 WEBSITES FOR TEENS

Are you a teen? Have you ever been on the internet? If you answered yes to either of those questions this article will definitely interest you

KILLER KEYBOARDS: THE SILENT EPIDEMIC OF 'CAPS LOCK' ACCIDENTS

In a riveting and rather alarmist discovery, we're on the verge of a shocking epidemic that's sweeping the nation, and it's not a virus - it's the Caps Lock key.

MORE FREE BRAZZERS PASSWORDS: NEW & UPDATED LOG INS

 Teen News has ANOTHER treat for all you dirty teens that search the internet under the privacy of incognito mode. 100% Guaranteed to work, 100% OF THE TIME, 100% free passwords to the world's #1 porn site, brazzers.

FREE BRAZZERS PASSWORDS: NEW & UPDATED LOG INS

MIAMI GARDENS, FL - Teen News has a treat for all you dirty teens that search the internet under the privacy of incognito mode. 100% Guaranteed to work, 100% free passwords to the world's #1 porn site, brazzers.

5 WAYS TO GET LAID YOUR FIRST WEEKEND OF COLLEGE

DOWNEY, CA - Whatsup virgins, oh sorry you had sex before??? Quit lying to yourself, there's no way any sensible person would click on this article UNLESS they were trying to pop their v-card cherry (literally and figuratively). Don't worry there's nothing wrong with losing your virginity while in college, all that matters is you do it within the first week.  By the regulations written in the Standards of Highschool Issues and Terminology (SHIT) you can SAY your virginity was lost while in high school and seem way more alpha than you actually are.

GET MORE TWITTER FOLLOWERS: GROW YOUR AUDIENCE WITH REAL, ACTIVE AND ENGAGED USERS

Everyone wants more twitter followers and as a business, reaching your maximum level of success may depend on it.  I'm sure you've read plenty of articles that tell you basically to "follow people your interested in", "be friendly to your audience", and "post good content".  Really informative right? Not in my opinion, so I decided to try to share an interactions based approach to actually help you grow not only your following, but your retweets, favorites, and mentions as well.

6 REASONS SKATING IS SWEETER THAN EVER

In the past ten years skateboarding has transitioned from an underground activity/culture into a mainstream sport/phenomenon that is used to promote major brands like new balance, converse and nike. Skateboarding is also featured all over TV and social media on the regular basis. This may be taken for granted by many but for the longest time skateboarding had a similar following as Xtreme inline rollerblading. At a first glance the recent advancement of the sport’s popularity sounds like a great thing right? Well to most, except skateboarders are weird and don’t think like other athletes. Like many skaters I was originally opposed to the fact that my beloved skateboarding begun headed towards the path of “selling out”. Then one day I started to view the sport’s recent and growing mainstream appeal as a positive thing. If your one of those guys (or girls) who aren’t too happy with skateboarding’s growing popularity check out the top six reasons skateboardings recent mainstream-ism is a plus for anybody who skates.

1. Its safe to skate the hood

If your a street skateboarder that likes to film then you know damned well that some of the coolest spots to get footage at are found deep in the hood. The problem is when a group of white kids are in the middle of the hood with a few thousand dollars worth of camera equipment they usually get..... approached. Bad news is your still going to be approached (100%). Good news is your not going to get jumped or robbed anymore. More than likely they’ll ask you to show them a few tricks and they’ll ask to ride your board. Shit... One of them mite even know how to olley or pop shovit. Point is they are actually interested in your skateboarding now. Skateboarding is one of the few sports you cannot master in a short period of time and people give respect to those who do it. Especially in the hood. You can thank lil wayne for making your neighbor hood spots a little bit safer. Remember its the hood “DON’T GO THERE! Without your skateboard!

2. Skateparks are popping up everywhere.

Ten years ago in order to find a good skatepark you had to drive twenty miles at least. Nowadays every town has one, some towns are even leaving the old one and building a second more modernized park. In addition to smaller towns, most major cities have two, three or more skateparks. You can thank the mainstream popularity that builds local interest and awareness for the rise of these new parks.

3. Local Skate Shops are actually making $

Local shops are now making money in a business that isn’t set up for owners to get rich. This means shops will be hosting more contests, giving away more free shit and making prices cheaper than ever. Skate shops just like parks used to be few and far between, now there everywhere. Just don’t shop at a zummiez.

4. Girls Dig Skateboarders These Days

Back in the day skateboarders were looped into a similar category as nerds, hacky-sackers , losers and weirdoes. Well that was ten years ago. Nowadays if you skate , your the fucking man! I don’t know exactly what date it happened. But it seemed like George Bush was President. Then right when the black man took office the hoes were DTF if you could kickflip. If you don’t believe me next time you go to a party bring your skateboard. skateboard = guaranteed pussy(unless you have no swag ). As much as I hate to see the skateboard scene mix with male modeling we do owe Dylan Ryder, Brandon Szafranski (yes Brandon was in Kelis’ “Im Bossy” music video) , Neen, Ryan Sheckler, Nyjah Houston and other proffesional “skate models” for everytime one of us gets laid off the strength of being a skater.

5. Cops don’t hassle skaters as much

Before skateboarding was mainstream a cop would never believe your only skateboarding if you were caught behind a building on private property (a university, a corporate building a middle school etc.) More than likely you would get searched, accused of spraying graffiti on a nearby wall and questioned about local drug dealing before you were let go. Nowadays police realize that skaters are actually crazy enough to drive to another city, sneak behind a building just to grind one particular rail that was in latest zoo york video. The point is cops understand a little bit more about skaters than they used to and they no longer loop us in with suspicious people.

6. Opportunities to make $ in skateboarding

With the rise of skateboarding comes the rise of the skate market. As a market there are many many ways to make money within the sport. To name a few ideals you could start your own board company, create a clothing line that automatically starts out with an amazing target audience, give skateboard lessons for 15-20$ and hour and you could always come up with a ton of your own ways to make $ within skateboarding. Shit start a wax company or something. If you still feel sometype of way about skateboarding becoming mainstream fine, no problem. But just remember due to the skateboarding becoming popular and more of a regular sport you can get free stuff from skateshops, new skateparks are everywhere, you can get money, fuck bitches, skate the in the hood and the cops won’t ever bother you. Sounds like the American Dream. #skatelife

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FREE WORLD OF WARCRAFT PASSWORDS: NEW & UPDATED WoW LOG INS

Teen News has a treat for all you nerdy teens that lock yourselves in your room for hours on end. 100% Guaranteed to work, 100% free passwords to the world's #1 massively multiplayer online game, World of Warcraft.

FIVE EASY FATHER'S DAY GIFTS

Damn, wasn't it just Mother's Day like two minutes ago? Whatever, we at teen news know damn well you haven't bought anything yet, so we've personally partnered with Amazon's Jeff Bezos and his drones to deliver whatever useless shit your dad doesn't want this year.

SIX REASONS YOU SHOULD START SMOKING CIGS

In High School you will undoubtedly one day get the chance to attend one of the 'cool kids' parties (unless your a super beta nerd in which case you should just stop reading this post) and now is your time to shine! You're going to want to showoff and prove to them that you are indeed a social elite at heart, and there's no better way to impress a bunch of attractive jocks than by ripping a cig. Think about how badass and adult you will seem to them by smoking something your little high school lungs aren't even legally old enough to inhale! Well if thats not enough to convince you to start hitting the cancer stick than hopefully this list will, I present to you six reasons YOU should start smoking cigs.

FIVE EASIEST COLLEGE MAJORS THAT STILL PAY WELL

Every teen wants to head from high school to college and coast on by with an easy major while getting blackout drunk three or more times a week, but they still want to be absolutely loaded when they finally graduate. Here are five majors that teen news believes fit those criteria.

5 WORST THINGS ABOUT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL

Such bullshit that bears can just hibernate through the winter. I wish I was a bear. Bitchiz love bears. Here are the 5 worst aspects of going back to school.

BEST MUSIC VIDEOS: 1980s, 1990s, 2000s, 2010s

Since MTV’s original debut in 1981, the television network has been the first to bring the most powerful and artistic music videos to life.

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SEXIEST SFW PORN

You're sitting in geometry class and that totally milf teacher's magnificent cleavage is giving you the most exxxtreme boner of all time, so you quietly slip out of the room and head to the bathroom to jerk it. Upon pulling out your iphone you realize the school administration has blocked all "adult" content on their wifi and now you're in quite a sticky situation. How are you supposed to jack it without porn? You're a virgin so reminiscing on past sexual experences is out of the question, but what else is there too do? Don't worry my friend I have the answer, Safe-For-Work (SFW) Porn, it's totally hot and completely legal to look at whilst you're in school. So sit back, grab a box of tissues and enjoy this list of the 8 sexiest examples of SFW porn.

10 REASONS WHY OKCUPID IS THE BEST PLACE TO FIND A HUSBAND

Ladies it's 2014, and as the new year begins you probably have a big ol' list of resolutions that you can't possibly commit too. However if one of your "goals" for 2014 is to find a totally awesome and handsome hubby you're in luck because of one word...OkayCupid. It's can be simply descirbed as a dating site, but there's so much more too it than just that. You see there is an art of profile making in which your potential male suitors display their most alpha and sexy attributes, so here are 10 examples of just that.

GREATEST RAPPERS OF 2013

2013 was arguably the greatest year for hip-hop music since Souljaboy Tell 'Em released "Crank Dat", we now have "thugs" like gay$ap rocky wearing dresses and spoiled white girls like Miley Cyrus polluting our airwaves with her ready-to-twerk tunes. However as the year comes to an end it becomes more and more appearent as too whose REALLY running the rap game. So I present to you the 5 greatest rappers of 2013.

THIRSTIEST TEXTS OF 2013

It's safe too say 2013 was a great year for sluts all across the planet, from Miley Cyrus twerking half naked every chance she got, too Justin Beiber having sex with any willing prostitute in South America. But one aspect of this overly sexual year that can't be overlooked is the thirsty text message, which can be defined as someone who desperate for a sexual partner and has no shame in showing that via phone messaging. So us at Teen News compiled a list of the 5 thirstiest text messages of  2013 for you to laugh, cringe, and lose faith in humanity with....your welcome.