PEORIA, IL - In a surprising twist, nerds nationwide are paving the way in sexual education with an unconventional approach to teen pregnancy prevention. Here are 24 ways the geeks are winning:
1. The Star Wars Saga: With nine main movies, various spin-offs, animated series, and countless books, who has time for anything else?
2. Comic Con: Plan your year around the various comic conventions. No time for romantic entanglements when you're busy perfecting your cosplay.
3. Manga Marathon: Dive into the world of Manga. It's a universe of its own that keeps on expanding.
4. Role-playing Games: Whether it's Dungeons and Dragons or online RPGs, you'll find the camaraderie, and the sheer time commitment, a great distraction.
5. Debate Club: Argue the merits of the Oxford comma or the pronunciation of 'GIF'. It's a surprisingly time-consuming activity.
6. Science Fairs: No one gets pregnant while building a model of the solar system.
7. Magic: The Gathering: Once you start, you won't even remember there's another gender.
8. Coding Competitions: Trying to beat your personal best for developing an app can be quite engrossing.
9. Tolkien Language Classes: Learn Elvish or Dwarvish. It's unlikely you'll meet many potential partners who speak these.
10. Speed Cubing: Mastering the Rubik's Cube can take up every spare moment.
11. Board Game Nights: Set up regular sessions of Settlers of Catan or Twilight Imperium.
12. Anime Club: There's so much to watch, you won't have time for anything else.
13. Mathletes: Spend your time solving equations and proving theorems, not dealing with teen drama.
14. Online Streaming: With the plethora of platforms and shows available, you can always find a series to binge-watch.
15. Chess Club: The game of kings can be a full-time commitment if you let it.
16. Retro Video Games: Spend your time mastering classics like Donkey Kong or The Legend of Zelda.
17. Physics Olympiads: Make the laws of thermodynamics your focus, not the laws of attraction.
18. Sci-Fi Novels: There's a massive universe of science fiction literature to explore.
19. Arduino Projects: Get lost in the world of open-source electronics.
20. Book Clubs: Reading and discussing literature can be as engaging as any romance.
21. Music Practice: Perfecting that piano sonata or difficult guitar solo requires hours of dedication.
22. Robotics Club: Build your perfect companion. You'll find robots are a lot less trouble.
23. Hackathons: Stay up all night coding, not partying.
24. History Club: Study past civilizations and realize that every society had drama. Why add to it?
From Tolkien languages to hackathons, it's evident that teens engaged in geeky pursuits are less likely to become teen parents. Embrace your inner geek, avoid teen pregnancy, and may the Force be with you!
