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WORK: teen seeks job "it says here u defeated the elite 4 on ur 1st try" yes sir "congrats, u got the job. ur starting salary is $1,000,000"                   LIFE CHANGING: teen has an epiphany while driving "what if... *slams on brakes* "WHAT IF THEY MADE DISPOSABLE SOCKS"                   FAMILY DINNER: "mom what are we eating?" "we're having pasta" *mom puts on dubstep* "with a side of TURNIP" *everyone goes fucking nuts*                   DRUGSTEP: christian parents worried about teenage son "have you been smoking dubstep?" "mom what??" "DON'T LIE TO ME WHERE'S THE SKRILLEX"                   JOURNALISM: Teen girl claimed she was "literally dying" after reading a text from her friend. Sources indicate she is in fact, not dying.                   MUSIC: h/s senior receives detention after arguing with his teacher "i said lil b is better than elton john" "i guess mr. ross isn't based"                   LANDLOCKED: Nebraska teens think about the beach "what do you think the ocean is like?" "it's probably hella gay" "i don't even like salt"                   OBAMA CARES: teens have no idea "the government is gonna shut down!?" "yea something about a tea party" "wow politics is so gay"                   GROUNDED: teen punished for 2 weeks after parents discover internet history: hot girls boobs vaginas how can i tell if i'm gay? big dicks                   CLASSIC: 7th grader settles down and watches Family Guy *peter farts on screen for 45 seconds* "seth macfarlane is nothing short of genius"                   IRL: teen forgets he's not playing GTA V *goes sixty mph on the highway* *jumps out of car* *gets up and walks away*                   SHY: teen refuses to get naked in front of her bf b/c she's "too fat" sources indicate bf "doesn't care" & "just wants to see some titties"                   CHILLIN: teens kick it! "i'm bored" wanna like, go outside? "out ..side?" *squints eyes and stares teen down* just fuckin witchu *rips bong*                   SCIENTIFIC: studies indicate that 3 out of every 4 teens smoke marijuana. Coincidentally, scientists also found that 1 in 4 teens are nerds                   IRL: teen forgets he's not playing GTA V *goes sixty mph on the highway* *jumps out of car* *gets up and walks away*                   LEGIT: teen gets real "i'm all about three things: pussy, weed, and kill streaks" *rips bong and plays black ops* "...the pussy can wait"                   RAGE: teen plays Pokemon Gold *at pokecenter* *rapidly clicking A* *accidentally clicks A too much and the nurse starts talking again* NOOOO                   BOSS: teen gets his homework checked "ya i didn't do it" "you don't have an excuse?" "EXCUSE me but how bout you get the FUCK outta my face"                   SMACKED: teen nerd gets beat up by own father "sorry son, but you wore a naruto headband to dinner" "that shit just won't fly in my house"

24 WAYS TO AVOID TEEN PREGNANCY

PEORIA, IL - In a surprising twist, nerds nationwide are paving the way in sexual education with an unconventional approach to teen pregnancy prevention. Here are 24 ways the geeks are winning:

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1. The Star Wars Saga: With nine main movies, various spin-offs, animated series, and countless books, who has time for anything else?

2. Comic Con: Plan your year around the various comic conventions. No time for romantic entanglements when you're busy perfecting your cosplay.

3. Manga Marathon: Dive into the world of Manga. It's a universe of its own that keeps on expanding.

4. Role-playing Games: Whether it's Dungeons and Dragons or online RPGs, you'll find the camaraderie, and the sheer time commitment, a great distraction.

5. Debate Club: Argue the merits of the Oxford comma or the pronunciation of 'GIF'. It's a surprisingly time-consuming activity.

6. Science Fairs: No one gets pregnant while building a model of the solar system.

7. Magic: The Gathering: Once you start, you won't even remember there's another gender.

8. Coding Competitions: Trying to beat your personal best for developing an app can be quite engrossing.

9. Tolkien Language Classes: Learn Elvish or Dwarvish. It's unlikely you'll meet many potential partners who speak these.

10. Speed Cubing: Mastering the Rubik's Cube can take up every spare moment.

11. Board Game Nights: Set up regular sessions of Settlers of Catan or Twilight Imperium.

12. Anime Club: There's so much to watch, you won't have time for anything else.

13. Mathletes: Spend your time solving equations and proving theorems, not dealing with teen drama.

14. Online Streaming: With the plethora of platforms and shows available, you can always find a series to binge-watch.

15. Chess Club: The game of kings can be a full-time commitment if you let it.

16. Retro Video Games: Spend your time mastering classics like Donkey Kong or The Legend of Zelda.

17. Physics Olympiads: Make the laws of thermodynamics your focus, not the laws of attraction.

18. Sci-Fi Novels: There's a massive universe of science fiction literature to explore.

19. Arduino Projects: Get lost in the world of open-source electronics.

20. Book Clubs: Reading and discussing literature can be as engaging as any romance.

21. Music Practice: Perfecting that piano sonata or difficult guitar solo requires hours of dedication.

22. Robotics Club: Build your perfect companion. You'll find robots are a lot less trouble.

23. Hackathons: Stay up all night coding, not partying.

24. History Club: Study past civilizations and realize that every society had drama. Why add to it?

From Tolkien languages to hackathons, it's evident that teens engaged in geeky pursuits are less likely to become teen parents. Embrace your inner geek, avoid teen pregnancy, and may the Force be with you!