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DEBATE: "dude, ass is so much better" "no way, tits are top notch!" "i enjoy personality" *awkward silence* "well that's mighty gay of you"                   CLASSIC: 7th grader settles down and watches Family Guy *peter farts on screen for 45 seconds* "seth macfarlane is nothing short of genius"                   ART: teen shows off his photography skills "i took a picture of a tree man" "so??" "....then i made it black and white" "woah that's deep"                   LEGIT: teen gets real "i'm all about three things: pussy, weed, and kill streaks" *rips bong and plays black ops* "...the pussy can wait"                   IRL: teen forgets he's not playing GTA V *goes sixty mph on the highway* *jumps out of car* *gets up and walks away*                   iOSHEAVEN: Teens marvel in Apple's latest conquest "iOS 7 is better than being alive" "now i can die happy" "i feel steve jobs inside me"                   SCIENTIFIC: studies indicate that 3 out of every 4 teens smoke marijuana. Coincidentally, scientists also found that 1 in 4 teens are nerds                   LIQUOR: teen girls celebrate wasted wednesday *shot #1* turn up! *shot #2* my bf is a totals dickk *shot #3* *pukes all over the floor*                   SHY: teen refuses to get naked in front of her bf b/c she's "too fat" sources indicate bf "doesn't care" & "just wants to see some titties"                   RAGE: teen plays Pokemon Gold *at pokecenter* *rapidly clicking A* *accidentally clicks A too much and the nurse starts talking again* NOOOO                   VIOLENT: teen in critical condition after being assaulted during a game of Mario Party "i told that piece of shit not to steal my star"                   NOSTALGIA: HS sophomores reminisce about simpler times "remember the 90's?" "not at all"                   PUBERTY: 16 y/o feels confident with his newly grown facial hair "one packet of cigarettes please" no "okay!" *moonwalks out of 7/11*                   WHY: teens can't understand their failures with women "i wore my best fedora!" did you show her ur beyblades? "no i forgot" rookie mistake                   VIOLENT: teen in critical condition after being assaulted during a game of Mario Party "i told that piece of shit not to steal my star"                   OUCH: Teen sent to office after being wrongly accused of texting in class "jeez i was just staring at my dick" "no one texts me anyway"                   OLD: teen is highly confused "dad what's that?" "its called a newspaper son" "does it get wifi?" "no, its just paper" "well that's retarded"                   STRUDEL'D: Teens get physical after toaster strudel incident "BRO DID YOU USE TWO PACKETS OF ICING" "yea?" "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE"                   CRIMINAL: teen sent to a youth correctional facility for inappropriate internet usage "he used 8 hashtags" ...so? "on facebook" LOCK HIM UP

18 REASONS SMOKING IS STILL COOL

While teens might think these reasons make smoking cool, it's important to remember the severe health risks and addiction associated with smoking. So, youngsters, don't let the smoke blur your judgment! But also, don't be a pussy.

teen smoking cigarette

1. The James Dean Effect: Being rebellious, independent, and, oh, don't forget the iconic white t-shirt with a cigarette pack rolled in the sleeve.


2. 'Smoker's Break' Rights: They believe it offers a legitimate excuse to escape from boring classes or family gatherings.


3. The Art of Exhaling: Perfecting smoke rings and the 'French Inhale' can be a teen's claim to fame in their social circle.


4. Cinematic Influence: The number of movies where the bad boy with the cigarette steals the girl's heart is countless.


5. Sign of Maturity: In teen logic, nothing screams "I'm an adult" like huffing and puffing carcinogenic sticks.


6. Instagrammable Moments: With the right filter, smoking can be viewed as aesthetic - ideal for that moody Instagram post.


7. Bonding Over Shared Lighters: It can act as an icebreaker, a start to budding friendships or teenage romances.


8. Smoker's Voice: The allure of the husky voice (ignoring the fact that it's due to damaged vocal cords).


9. It's Retro: Vintage is cool. Teens often love trends that give a nod to the past.


10. Weight Management: Misguided beliefs that smoking helps control weight can be appealing.


11. A Sense of Rebellion: It's an act of defiance against health warnings and nagging parents.


12. Dramatic Effect: There's no denying the cinematic quality of lighting a cigarette dramatically.


13. Cigarette Pack Art: Collecting different brands for the sake of artsy packs.


14. Adrenaline Rush: The thrill of doing something forbidden can be enticing.


15. Smoke Signals: Trying to impress their secret crush with their 'cool' demeanor.


16. The Smoker's Club: The shared camaraderie among fellow smokers is seen as an exclusive club.


17. Post-Cigarette Conversations: The deep conversations that ensue in the smoky aftermath.


18. FOMO: Fear of missing out on what their smoking peers might be experiencing.