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BUDS: teens smoke marijuana "dude, could you imagine if weed was illegal?" "it is illegal" "WHAT??" *throws bong out window, flees country*                   DISSED: teen engages in a rap battle "dude ur raps are toilet/if i pooped in ur mouth you'd prolly enjoy it" *entire school krumps to death*                   GROUNDED: teen punished for 2 weeks after parents discover internet history: hot girls boobs vaginas how can i tell if i'm gay? big dicks                   SMACKED: teen nerd gets beat up by own father "sorry son, but you wore a naruto headband to dinner" "that shit just won't fly in my house"                   LANDLOCKED: Nebraska teens think about the beach "what do you think the ocean is like?" "it's probably hella gay" "i don't even like salt"                   POT: teen claims to be experiencing marijuana withdrawal "the room...it's so cold" bro u smoked for the first time yesterday "U DONT KNO ME"                   MUGSHOT: arrested teen makes an odd request while being processed "can you please sepia filter this shot" "also can you hashtag it badass?"                   BUDS: teens smoke marijuana "dude, could you imagine if weed was illegal?" "it is illegal" "WHAT??" *throws bong out window, flees country*                   STUDY: teen crams for exam PREPARE THE LUBE MOTHER *jams textbook into anus* i guess you can say ill be pulling the answers...OUT OF MY ASS                   BOSS: teen gets his homework checked "ya i didn't do it" "you don't have an excuse?" "EXCUSE me but how bout you get the FUCK outta my face"                   BUSTED: teens get pulled over on the highway "is there any marijuana in the vehicle?" "lol of course dude it's the HIGHway" "have fun kids"                   FLAMER: teen boy's house burns down due to his scented candle collection. Firefighters comment "it's the gayest tradegy i've seen in years"                   BARGAIN: teen buys weed for the first time *hands dealer $20* *gets handed bag of chopped leaves* *smells bag* "woah this is some dank kush"                   POPPIN: local teen overdoses on swagger "once he popped his fourth collar his neck couldn't take the pressure and just snapped" "RIP chad"                   BUSTED: teens get pulled over on the highway "is there any marijuana in the vehicle?" "lol of course dude it's the HIGHway" "have fun kids"                   YUMMY: teen "hecka ticked off" after mother packs him "oatmeal raisin granola bars" for lunch "BITCH KNOWS I ONLY FUCKS WIT CHOCOLATE CHIP"                   ROCK: 13 year old considers Creed to be "classic rock" "hey dad, let's spark a doobie and listen to creed" "son, just stop"                   YUMMY: teen "hecka ticked off" after mother packs him "oatmeal raisin granola bars" for lunch "BITCH KNOWS I ONLY FUCKS WIT CHOCOLATE CHIP"                   HOLLAWEEN: Teens discuss their halloween costumes "im dressin up as a mocha frappe gonna be watchin the bitches flock" "im going as molly"

TOP 5 WEBSITES FOR TEENS



Are you a teen? Have you ever been on the internet? If you answered yes to either of those questions this article will definitely interest you





5. REDDIT DOT COM

WOAH. OKAY. NOW LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS SITE. I’ve never been on it. But I mean, I heard it’s funny. Memes? Angry cats? Gangam Style?? Sounds too good to be true honestly

“did you see the HILARIOUS reddit meme i just shared on facebook?”
of course dude, i LAUGHED OUT LOUD
“SO FUNNY RIGHT? HAHAHA”
HAHAHAHAHA
“HAHAHAHA”HAHAHAHA”HAHAHAHA”HAHAHA
*both teens rip their faces off cuz it’s so fucking funny*

ANGRY CAT: the most famous
meme the world has ever known

4. GOOGLE DOT COM

make sure you take safe search
off or you're gunna get gay ass
results like this
Did you know Google was invented by a woman? Well it wasn’t, but I mean, what if it was? That would be neat. Anyway, Google is the go to place for 13 year olds tryna beat it. I mean, just Google search “boobs” and guess what you get? You know the answer. Same goes for other fun words like “tits” and “butts”. I’m pretty sure Google doesn't have any more uses than that though

13 year old’s google search history:
boobs
breasts
butts
lunchables
ariana grande naked


3. PEN ISLAND DOT COM

Now this website… Ummm, you like pens right? Well this website has AWESOME PENS. Green pens, blue pens… ummm, did I say green pens? Anyway go on it. It’s definitely worth your time

“have you ever been on penisland.com?”
yes. and it’s not even a real site
“…fag”

now that's a nice pen

2. TEEN NEWS DOT US

FUCK YEAH

“FUCK YEAH” – teen on teennews.us

FUCK YEAH


1. PORNHUB DOT COM


make sure click this bad boy right
here when you're finished
Now teennews.us would’ve been the top spot, but I mean… c’mon. This is porn, and you’re in the big leagues now. No more Google images for you. You want the whole package: hardcore man inside woman inside man action. Pornhub has over 10 billion videos on its website, and its content makes up 96% of all data on the internet. It’s the most visited website on a teenager’s laptop yet not a trace of it is ever found in the search history. That’s how you know it’s good. Oh, and get that Redtube crap outta here. That shit’s for 8th graders

"yo bro can i used your laptop?"
yeah sure
*2 minutes later*
"why'd you go through all my sister's pictures on facebook?"
because i jack off to them
"oh"
JK I USE PORNHUB
"haha"
but i mean i do warm up to your sister tho