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5. REDDIT DOT COM
WOAH. OKAY. NOW LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS
SITE. I’ve never been on it. But I mean, I heard it’s funny. Memes? Angry cats?
Gangam Style?? Sounds too good to be true honestly
“did you see the HILARIOUS reddit meme i just shared on
facebook?”
of course dude, i LAUGHED OUT LOUD
“SO FUNNY RIGHT? HAHAHA”
HAHAHAHAHA
“HAHAHAHA”HAHAHAHA”HAHAHAHA”HAHAHA
*both teens rip their faces off cuz it’s so fucking
funny*
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| ANGRY CAT: the most famous meme the world has ever known |
4. GOOGLE DOT COM
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| make sure you take safe search off or you're gunna get gay ass results like this |
Did you know Google was invented by a woman? Well it wasn’t,
but I mean, what if it was? That would be neat. Anyway, Google is the go to
place for 13 year olds tryna beat it. I mean, just Google search “boobs” and
guess what you get? You know the answer. Same goes for other fun words like “tits” and “butts”.
I’m pretty sure Google doesn't have any more uses than that though
13 year old’s google search history:
boobs
breasts
butts
lunchables
ariana grande naked
3. PEN ISLAND DOT COM
Now this website… Ummm, you like pens right? Well this
website has AWESOME PENS. Green pens, blue pens… ummm, did I say green pens?
Anyway go on it. It’s definitely worth your time
“have you ever been on penisland.com?”
yes. and it’s not even a real site
“…fag”
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| now that's a nice pen |
2. TEEN NEWS DOT US
FUCK YEAH
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| FUCK YEAH |
1. PORNHUB DOT COM
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| make sure click this bad boy right here when you're finished |
Now teennews.us would’ve been the top spot, but I mean… c’mon. This is porn, and you’re in the big leagues now. No more Google images for you. You want the
whole package: hardcore man inside woman inside man action. Pornhub has over 10
billion videos on its website, and its content makes up 96% of all data on the
internet. It’s the most visited website on a teenager’s laptop yet not a trace
of it is ever found in the search history. That’s how you know it’s good. Oh,
and get that Redtube crap outta here. That shit’s for 8th graders
"yo bro can i used your laptop?"
yeah sure
*2 minutes later*
"why'd you go through all my sister's pictures on facebook?"
because i jack off to them
"oh"
JK I USE PORNHUB
"haha"
but i mean i do warm up to your sister tho
