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PREP: teen frat star walks halls decked out in all Polo *sees black person wearing ecko* *hides* *whispers to himself* "help me mitt romney"                   BALLING: Teen takes girlfriend out to dinner "ight babe were gonna split the 60 pc nugget" "a milkshake? idk babe maybe next time"                   HIGH: teens smoke while their parents are out "WAIT get the dog outta here. he'll tell my mom" *stares at dog for 30 seconds* "you're right"                   OLD: teen is highly confused "dad what's that?" "its called a newspaper son" "does it get wifi?" "no, its just paper" "well that's retarded"                   BALLING: Teen takes girlfriend out to dinner "ight babe were gonna split the 60 pc nugget" "a milkshake? idk babe maybe next time"                   NO: teen in critical condition after asserting "digimon was way cooler than pokemon" "there's some things you just can't fucking say steve"                   STONED: teen in hospital after "the biggest bong hit of all time" he claims he "ripped that shit like Michael Phelps" and he's "still baked"                   FADEAD: teens try drugs for the first time "dude i smoked like eleven beers" one teen claims "i drank like 2 weeds and drove" one teen dead                   HARDCORE: teens in egage in a drug deal at school "you got the moll?" yea *hands him 2 flintstones vitamins for $40* enjoy my nigga                   HOT: teens love sexting! 9:14 - i wanna sex u up 9:15 - wat u gna do 2 me? 9:15 - ima stick my penis in ur *goes on wikipedia* 9:24 - labia                   VIOLENT: teen in critical condition after being assaulted during a game of Mario Party "i told that piece of shit not to steal my star"                   BONDING: teen doesn't want to go to school "dad, it's just real fcking gay" "honestly son, you have a point" *father rolls fat ass blunt*                   ATTITUDE: teen fired from pizza joint for talking back over the phone "how much will a large pizza feed?" "one if ur a fuckin fatass"                   YUM: teen wins Nobel Peace Prize eating at Olive Garden "the breadsticks are unlimited, correct?" yes sir "perfect" *solves world hunger*                   VIOLENT: teen in critical condition after being assaulted during a game of Mario Party "i told that piece of shit not to steal my star"                   BEEFIN: 7th grader claims to "have beef" w/ his mother after she forgot to pack Zebra Cakes in his lunchbox "bitch knows i need my z cakes"                   TEEN TALK: "is the double condom method more effective?" "a condom inside a condom? that's like inception dude" "...more like CONTRACEPTION"                   GERIATRIC: teens talk about the future "isn't it crazy that they'll play dubstep at our nursing homes?" "skrillex is our frank sinatra"                   FML: teen struggles to get by in a harsh world "my chips are so crunchy that i can't hear the tv when i eat them" "i fucking hate my life"

BRITTNEY SPEARS SWINGS BACK AFTER NBA STAR'S SECURITY MIX-UP, APOLOGETIC TEEN CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE

In an unexpected twist of events, pop icon Brittney Spears ended up swinging at a teen fan after she herself was accidentally hit by the security team of NBA #1 Draft Pick, Victor Wembenyana.



Here's how it all went down:

The NBA Charity Event: It started off as a regular charity event featuring the NBA's top draft pick, Victor Wembenyana. Known for his imposing stature and skill on the court, Victor also boasts a security detail to match.

The Accident: Amidst the crowd of fans, a member of Victor's security team accidentally bumped into pop princess Brittney Spears, who was also attending the event. The usually graceful Spears, taken by surprise, stumbled into a group of nearby fans.

The Surprise Counter: In a surprising reaction, Spears, regaining her balance, swung back instinctively at what she thought was her assailant. Unfortunately, the person on the receiving end was not a bulky security guard but a starstruck teen fan named Jimmy.

The Awestruck Victim: 17-year-old Jimmy, a huge fan of both Spears and Wembenyana, ended up on the receiving end of the popstar's impromptu counterattack. "I was just hoping for an autograph, not a left hook!" said a slightly dazed but still excited Jimmy.

The Apology: Spears, mortified upon realizing the mistake, quickly apologized to Jimmy and even offered him VIP backstage passes to her next concert. The 'Oops I Did It Again' singer took it to Twitter to publicly apologize, "Oops I really did it again. Sorry, Jimmy. #OnlyLoveForMyFans."

The Basketball Star's Reaction: Meanwhile, Victor Wembenyana, initially unaware of the commotion, later apologized for his security's oversight. He invited Jimmy to the next NBA game, offering him courtside seats as a gesture of goodwill.

The Aftermath: The event, intended to be a regular charity gathering, has since blown up on social media, with #BrittneySwingsBack and #JimmyTheTeen becoming trending topics. Jimmy is certainly not complaining about his newfound fame, with followers surging on his social media platforms.

The Celebrity Culture: This incident, while humorous in retrospect, also draws attention to the chaotic lives of celebrities and how quickly a peaceful event can turn into a social media frenzy. It reminds us that stars, just like us, can get caught off guard.

This unlikely collision of sports, music, and a bit of harmless violence has made an unforgettable night for Jimmy and provided some high-octane social media fodder. Stay tuned to see if any more unsuspecting teens get caught in the crossfire of celebrity events!