skip to main
|
skip to sidebar
Menu
Home
Breaking
Human Interest
Entertainment
Law & Politics
Culture
Sport
Weird
Us
CHECK UP: teen vists doctor "so are you sexually active?" no "any drugs or alcohol?" nope "i see. well my prognosis is you're a fuckin nerd" FISH ARE FRIENDS: a white girl posts a facebook status Becky: i'm FINna watch some shark week! Hannah: omg so creative! Becky: love uuuuuuu <3: teens go out to a romantic dinner "can we have a bottle of your finest sizzurp" *mariachi dubstep band* "babe will you turn up with me?" EARLY BIRD: teen gets woken up "why would you wake me up at such an UNGODLY HOUR??" dude it's 10:30 "JESUS CHRIST ITS PRACTICALLY YESTERDAY" GRADES: Student receives an "F" on powerpoint presentation for using too many laser sounds in transitions "that sound effect is gangster af" WORK: teen seeks job "it says here u defeated the elite 4 on ur 1st try" yes sir "congrats, u got the job. ur starting salary is $1,000,000" SMACKED: teen nerd gets beat up by own father "sorry son, but you wore a naruto headband to dinner" "that shit just won't fly in my house" NO: teen in critical condition after asserting "digimon was way cooler than pokemon" "there's some things you just can't fucking say steve" ORATORY SKILLS: teen uses a classic tactic of rhetoric in a debate with his peer "you're gay" "no, YOU'RE gay" *teen stands in shock* DUNKIN BRONUTS: teens get coffee "why iced coffee bro" "i like my coffee like i like my bros...chill AS FUCK" *chugs coffee while bro5ing* BUDS: teens smoke marijuana "dude, could you imagine if weed was illegal?" "it is illegal" "WHAT??" *throws bong out window, flees country* ICEBREAKER: teen screws up a classic pick-up line "so babe you ever weigh a polar bear" "what?" *breaks ice on girl's head* "wanna make out" CHIVALRY: teen cooks a romantic dinner for his girlfriend "are you enjoying your ham and cheese hot pocket babe?" "no. not at all." UNDERCOVER: mysterious teen tries to disuade his peers "maybe we should wait until we're 21 to drink" *moustache falls off* "WTF DAD" BUDS: teens smoke marijuana "dude, could you imagine if weed was illegal?" "it is illegal" "WHAT??" *throws bong out window, flees country* GAMECUBE: teens gear up for Super Smash Brothers Melee "i'm green falco" "i'm normal falco" "i'm red falco" "i'm ice climbers" "...fag" STYLE: teen wears new scarf to school "what's that bro? a cum rag?" "nah, it's a pussy eating bib" *walks into girl's locker room* EMPLOYMENT: teen girls fills out job application "should i put down that i was twerk team captain?" "fuck yea i should" TRIPPY: teens drop acid for the first time "grasshoppers are the dubstep of nature" "holy shit bro that's so deep" "i'm a young socrates"
JONAH HILL IS NOT A REAL PERSON
Astounding video evidence has revealed that Jonah Hill is not a real person. In an indisputable four part series, the team at
420 Conspiracies
, has convinced Teen News.
We'll simply embed all the videos and let you, the teens, decide.
Newer Post
Older Post
Home
Copyright 2013 Teen News. All Rights Reserved. Powered by
Blogger
.
search
FREE BRAZZERS PASSWORDS: NEW & UPDATED LOG INS
JADEN SMITH: TEN MOST ANNOYING TWEETS
SEVEN REASONS AMERICA IS AWESOME
MACKLEMORE GAY! COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET
SIX SEXIEST TEEN MIRROR PICS
twitter
Fuck Every Word
Doubt Every Word
Pride and Prophecy
Contact
Cookie Policy
Privacy Policy
Terms and Conditions