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BURLINGTON, VT - In a high school where sharing your deepest traumas and neuroses has become the new cool, the kids not in therapy are feeling decidedly uncool. Burlington High, long known for its superb cafeteria food and cutthroat chess club, has added a new feather to its cap: becoming the epicenter of the teen therapy trend.
EVERETT, WA - In a controversial decision that's got everyone talking, Elmont's Sacred Oaks High School has taken the term "inclusion" to an unprecedented level. The school announced last week that all classes will henceforth be dubbed "special needs" classes. In response, parents, students, and the wider community are collectively picking their jaws off the floor.
PEORIA, IL - In a surprising twist, nerds nationwide are paving the way in sexual education with an unconventional approach to teen pregnancy prevention. Here are 24 ways the geeks are winning:
CONCORD, NC - In a surprising twist of events, Lakewood High's soccer team has taken the phrase "home field advantage" to a whole new level. The Warriors, a team known more for their school spirit than their skill on the pitch, decided that they could put their lackluster field to better use, turning it into a thriving vegetable garden.
NAMPA, ID — In our latest "Hot or Not" segment, we venture into the coastal winds of Huntington Beach to probe the thoughts of Gen Z about a non-traditional heartthrob. This week's contender? None other than the lion king himself, Mufasa.
PASADENA, CA — In our latest segment of "Hot or Not," we roamed the streets of Pasadena to see how Gen Z feels about one of the most high-profile figures in American politics: none other than Nancy Pelosi, the Speaker of the House herself!
CITY OF LOST YOUTH, USA - Welcome to our newest and possibly recurring segment: "Hot or Not: Teen Edition". This week, local teen social media sensation, Billy "Boomerang" Buckets, took to the streets to gather the uncensored and often inexplicable opinions of his peers on a burning question: Is Jonah Hill hot... or not?
NOWHEREVILLE, USA - In a spectacle that would make even the most patient Little League coach cringe, the local high school in Nowhereville has seen an influx of teens trying their hands, quite literally, at America's favorite pastime - baseball. In a twist of events that could only be described as both comedic and cringe-worthy, these youngsters took to the field with bats held backwards.
BEANVILLE, USA - An uproar is brewing in the quiet town of Beanville, and it's enough to make any coffee enthusiast spill their precious liquid gold. Local teen barista, Beanie, has been serving decaf lattes instead of the regular caffeinated version at the Beanville Brew. In a twist of events as steamy as the frothy milk on top, she claims she did it for a perfectly sensible reason: to help the town "chill out."
SPLITVILLE, USA - Welcome to the "Mow-narchy!" In a development that could only be compared to choosing between a vegan and gluten-free diet, local teen Brad of Splitville has flabbergasted neighbors by committing the egregious sin of mowing only half his lawn.
