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HOT OR NOT: TEEN EDITION - NANCY PELOSI ON THE HOT SEAT

PASADENA, CA — In our latest segment of "Hot or Not," we roamed the streets of Pasadena to see how Gen Z feels about one of the most high-profile figures in American politics: none other than Nancy Pelosi, the Speaker of the House herself!

Nancy Pelosi on the Hot Seat

First up was Sasha, a 17-year-old high school senior, who squinted at the photo we presented her with a quizzical expression. "Who's that? Some sort of teacher?" After being informed that the woman in question was indeed Nancy Pelosi, she blinked, before stating, "Well, she's got some cool fashion sense, I guess. But I mean... she's kinda old, right? Not really my type. But I respect the drip!"

Next, we caught up with 16-year-old skateboard enthusiast Tony, who let out a low whistle when shown Pelosi's picture. "Yo, isn't she like... super powerful and stuff? I mean, power is sexy, right? But I don't know about the pearls... those are a little too 'my grandma' for me." When we asked for his final verdict, Tony shrugged and said, "Not hot, but respect to her for the boss moves."

Last but certainly not least, we had an encounter with 15-year-old Bianca, who admitted she didn't know much about Pelosi's political career, but said, "I think it's pretty hot that she's in charge of so many dudes, you know? That's like, badass. But also, isn't she like 80? Can we rate someone that could be my great-grandma hot?" When pressed for a final verdict, Bianca laughed and said, "Okay, okay, yeah. I'll say she's hot. In a, like, go-getter granny kind of way."

So, there you have it folks. The teens have spoken and it seems the verdict on Nancy Pelosi is... lukewarm. The age difference might be a barrier for these Gen Zers, but they certainly seem to admire her power and leadership. Tune in next week for another round of "Hot or Not" — you never know who we'll feature next!