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SO CLOSE: teen blows it at the last minute "ready for sex girl?" oh yea! *sound of velcro shoes coming off* *pussy becomes drier than paper*                   ELECTED: teen wins over his high school in class elections "if elected... I WILL LEGALIZE MARIJUANA" *entire student body starts krumping*                   SCIENTIFIC: studies indicate that 3 out of every 4 teens smoke marijuana. Coincidentally, scientists also found that 1 in 4 teens are nerds                   STUDY: teen crams for exam PREPARE THE LUBE MOTHER *jams textbook into anus* i guess you can say ill be pulling the answers...OUT OF MY ASS                   RAGE: teen plays Pokemon Gold *at pokecenter* *rapidly clicking A* *accidentally clicks A too much and the nurse starts talking again* NOOOO                   BADASS: teen smokes for first time "yeah i found this blunt in my moms ash tray" *lights cig* *coughs* "that good kush and alcohol son!"                   SWAGGER: teen gets ready for saturday night yeah this snapback yolo combo will for sure get me laid *chugs diet pepsi* TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?                   TRAGIC: teen reportedly "never seen again" after entering a Hot Topic "we begged him not to enter that store" "he belongs to the mall now"                   RAGER: dozens of teens flock to the local river after hearing reports that the water is "raging" "turn up!" *drowns in river*                   WHY: teens can't understand their failures with women "i wore my best fedora!" did you show her ur beyblades? "no i forgot" rookie mistake                   OBAMA CARES: teens have no idea "the government is gonna shut down!?" "yea something about a tea party" "wow politics is so gay"                   BARGAIN: teen buys weed for the first time *hands dealer $20* *gets handed bag of chopped leaves* *smells bag* "woah this is some dank kush"                   HOUSE RULES: a teen argues with his father "WEAR YOUR SNAPBACK SON" "dad why" "there are swagless kids in africa" "UGH YOU'RE TOO RAD DAD"                   ATTITUDE: teen fired from pizza joint for talking back over the phone "how much will a large pizza feed?" "one if ur a fuckin fatass"                   OBAMA CARES: teens have no idea "the government is gonna shut down!?" "yea something about a tea party" "wow politics is so gay"                   CENSORED: 10th grade teen refuses to say "the n word" during a class reading of To Kill A Mockingbird "there were black kids in that class"                   YOLO: HS teen takes it to the limit LET'S *turns hat sideways* FUCKING *puts speakers up to 80% full volume* DO THIS *drinks 2 light beers*                   SO CLOSE: teen blows it at the last minute "ready for sex girl?" oh yea! *sound of velcro shoes coming off* *pussy becomes drier than paper*                   BRAWL: teen loses fight to local bully "i don't get it. i watched the whole 1st season of dragon ball z" "i should have destroyed him"

HOT OR NOT: TEEN EDITION - MUFASA ON THE HOT SEAT

NAMPA, ID — In our latest "Hot or Not" segment, we venture into the coastal winds of Huntington Beach to probe the thoughts of Gen Z about a non-traditional heartthrob. This week's contender? None other than the lion king himself, Mufasa.


Kicking off the conversation, we meet Chloe, a 16-year-old beach volleyball enthusiast. She flicks a sandy blonde hair off her face and chuckles. "Mufasa? Well, isn't that a wild choice. But, yeah, he's got that deep, soothing voice, and his mane is totally rad. So, yeah, I'd say hot."

Next up is 17-year-old skater girl, Zoe. She quirks an eyebrow at the question but grins nonetheless. "Mufasa, huh? That's left-field. But he is kinda strong and powerful, isn't he? Also, who doesn't love a guy who's great with kids? So, yeah, definitely hot."

Finally, we chat with Mia, a 15-year-old budding photographer. She blushes at the question but nods. "Um, is it weird to say a lion's hot? 'Cause Mufasa is. He's brave, caring, and he's got a majestic look. Plus, he’s a king. If that's not hot, I don't know what is."

So there you have it, folks. Mufasa, the wise and noble lion, has managed to make the hearts of Huntington Beach teens flutter, proving once again that royalty is always hot. Stay tuned for next week's "Hot or Not" where another celebrity gets thrown into the fiery den of Gen Z opinions.