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DEBATE: "dude, ass is so much better" "no way, tits are top notch!" "i enjoy personality" *awkward silence* "well that's mighty gay of you"                   ORATORY SKILLS: teen uses a classic tactic of rhetoric in a debate with his peer "you're gay" "no, YOU'RE gay" *teen stands in shock*                   HOUSE RULES: a teen argues with his father "WEAR YOUR SNAPBACK SON" "dad why" "there are swagless kids in africa" "UGH YOU'RE TOO RAD DAD"                   FAMILY DINNER: "mom what are we eating?" "we're having pasta" *mom puts on dubstep* "with a side of TURNIP" *everyone goes fucking nuts*                   LIFE CHANGING: teen has an epiphany while driving "what if... *slams on brakes* "WHAT IF THEY MADE DISPOSABLE SOCKS"                   FASHION: as camouflage becomes more fashionable, teens become harder and harder to spot "shit where did Tim go?" "lol i'm right here dude!"                   SCOOTIN: a local teen was officially "given back his virginity" after being spotted riding around on a Razor Scooter™ earlier today                   MUSIC: h/s senior receives detention after arguing with his teacher "i said lil b is better than elton john" "i guess mr. ross isn't based"                   BREAKING: teen girl makes post on public social media for all to see i am so fckinnn mad right now -why? -i don't want to talk about it                   JOB: teen gets interviewed "why should we hire you?" "i have 1000 followers on twitter" "how many do you follow?" "...1200" "GET OUTTA HERE"                   VIDEO GAMES: teen gets upset while playing Halo "why's this homo called master chef he never even cooks" "it's chief" "he's not even indian"                   BANGIN: teen goes on date w/ cute female "how'd it go?" let's just say i'm *lowers shades* not a virgin anymore *still totally a virgin*                   ATTITUDE: teen fired from pizza joint for talking back over the phone "how much will a large pizza feed?" "one if ur a fuckin fatass"                   BEEFIN: 7th grader claims to "have beef" w/ his mother after she forgot to pack Zebra Cakes in his lunchbox "bitch knows i need my z cakes"                   VIDEO GAMES: teen gets upset while playing Halo "why's this homo called master chef he never even cooks" "it's chief" "he's not even indian"                   ORATORY SKILLS: teen uses a classic tactic of rhetoric in a debate with his peer "you're gay" "no, YOU'RE gay" *teen stands in shock*                   CHAT: teens talk on AIM™ Sk8rBoy - did she blow u? Dude86 - yea, but she sucked dick at it Sk8rBoy - is that good or bad? Dude86 - lmao dude                   MODERN WARFARE: Teen decides to enlist for military after raising his kill/death ratio to 1.5 in Call of Duty "i'm ready for anything now"                   WONDERWALL: : teen learns guitar to pick up girls *strums a single G chord* "i'm gunna get so fucking laid"

HOT OR NOT: TEEN EDITION - MUFASA ON THE HOT SEAT

NAMPA, ID — In our latest "Hot or Not" segment, we venture into the coastal winds of Huntington Beach to probe the thoughts of Gen Z about a non-traditional heartthrob. This week's contender? None other than the lion king himself, Mufasa.


Kicking off the conversation, we meet Chloe, a 16-year-old beach volleyball enthusiast. She flicks a sandy blonde hair off her face and chuckles. "Mufasa? Well, isn't that a wild choice. But, yeah, he's got that deep, soothing voice, and his mane is totally rad. So, yeah, I'd say hot."

Next up is 17-year-old skater girl, Zoe. She quirks an eyebrow at the question but grins nonetheless. "Mufasa, huh? That's left-field. But he is kinda strong and powerful, isn't he? Also, who doesn't love a guy who's great with kids? So, yeah, definitely hot."

Finally, we chat with Mia, a 15-year-old budding photographer. She blushes at the question but nods. "Um, is it weird to say a lion's hot? 'Cause Mufasa is. He's brave, caring, and he's got a majestic look. Plus, he’s a king. If that's not hot, I don't know what is."

So there you have it, folks. Mufasa, the wise and noble lion, has managed to make the hearts of Huntington Beach teens flutter, proving once again that royalty is always hot. Stay tuned for next week's "Hot or Not" where another celebrity gets thrown into the fiery den of Gen Z opinions.