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BATTER UP... OR DOWN? TEENS TRY BASEBALL WITH BACKWARDS BATS AND BOUNDLESS SPIRIT

NOWHEREVILLE, USA - In a spectacle that would make even the most patient Little League coach cringe, the local high school in Nowhereville has seen an influx of teens trying their hands, quite literally, at America's favorite pastime - baseball. In a twist of events that could only be described as both comedic and cringe-worthy, these youngsters took to the field with bats held backwards.

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When the school's annual Sports Fair rolled around, a group of Gen Z-ers, known more for their digital dexterity than their sporting prowess, decided it was time to 'catch' onto the trend. Their enthusiasm was matched only by their absolute ignorance about the sport. Misunderstanding the phrase "go big or go home," these teens went home, quite literally, with big bruises and even bigger stories.

First up was Johnny "Two Thumbs" McGee, a teen who has earned his nickname for his lightning-fast texting skills, but who, as it turns out, couldn't hit a baseball if it was the size of a watermelon and not moving. Holding the bat as if he were about to play a game of croquet, Johnny swung... and missed. And missed again. And then once more for good measure.

Next was Sally 'Selfie' Sams, known for her impeccable Instagram aesthetic but apparently not for her sporting abilities. Not to be outdone, Sally approached the plate with an air of misplaced confidence, held the bat upside down, and proceeded to swing it like a golf club. The ball remained unimpressed.

When asked why they held the bat backwards, Johnny responded, "I dunno. I thought that's how it's done. Isn't the wider part supposed to hit the ball?". Sally, who had already managed to upload a picture of her 'baseball fail' to Instagram, added, "I just copied Johnny. He seemed to know what he was doing."

Amid the chaos, coach Larry "Longball" Larson could only shake his head. "I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I've seen a lot of things in my time, but this... this is something else."

Still, in a world where 'fail' videos are viral gold, these misguided attempts at baseball have not gone unnoticed. The teens' video of their experience - titled 'Gen Z tries Baseball' - has racked up over two million views and sparked spirited debates on the importance of physical education in schools.

As the dust settles on this bizarre display of baseball, one thing is certain - these teens may not have a future in Major League Baseball, but their digital popularity is batting a thousand. And for now, in their world, that seems to be a home run.