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FUN: teen boys go to their first college party together "we're gunna pick up so many bitches" Reports indicate they "picked up no bitches"                   MIA: "mom i lost my swag!" "where did you last YOLO?" "i already checked my snapback collection!" "well i'm sure it'll TURN UP"                   LEGIT: teen gets real "i'm all about three things: pussy, weed, and kill streaks" *rips bong and plays black ops* "...the pussy can wait"                   UNEMPLOYED: teen gets turned down at local super market for putting "rolls hella dope blunts" on his resume "how is that not a good skill??"                   <3: teens go out to a romantic dinner "can we have a bottle of your finest sizzurp" *mariachi dubstep band* "babe will you turn up with me?"                   FUN: teens prepare for Halloween "okay. i'm mario, jeff's luigi, mark's wario, and steve.. ur waluigi" why am i waluigi? "BC NO ONE LIKES U"                   You can support the site by clicking an ad if it is relevant to your interests!                   HEALTH: teens converse while smoking cigs "can cell phones really give you cancer?" "i hope not" *takes drag* "i'd hate to get cancer"                   ROMANCE: teens go on a date to see Monsters University *girl tries to make out with guy* "BITCH SWERVE I'M TRYNA RELIVE MY CHILDHOOD"                   EASY LIVIN: teens are out of school and ready to let loose for the summer! "yo man i'm bored af" "me too"                   BUSTED: teens get pulled over on the highway "is there any marijuana in the vehicle?" "lol of course dude it's the HIGHway" "have fun kids"                   WAKE & BAKE: teen wakes up early to prepare for his school's bake sale "this has absolutely nothing to do with weed" "sorry to disappoint"                   KOOLS: teen buys cigs to impress girls "can i get a pack of boges?" "what kind?" *lowers shades* "the kind that gives you the most cancer"                   WONDERWALL: : teen learns guitar to pick up girls *strums a single G chord* "i'm gunna get so fucking laid"                   BUSTED: teens get pulled over on the highway "is there any marijuana in the vehicle?" "lol of course dude it's the HIGHway" "have fun kids"                   HARDCORE: teens in egage in a drug deal at school "you got the moll?" yea *hands him 2 flintstones vitamins for $40* enjoy my nigga                   JOB: teen gets interviewed "why should we hire you?" "i have 1000 followers on twitter" "how many do you follow?" "...1200" "GET OUTTA HERE"                   BETTER LUCK NEXT RHYME: teen loses a rap battle "spark the blunt with my bic, yea boy i'll suck your dick" "WAIT NO HOMO" "stfu juicy gay"                   WHITE GIRL: teen asked what 5 things she would bring to a deserted island 1. uggs 2. iPhone 3. iPhone charger 4. starbucks giftcard 5. my bf

NO COUCH TO CRY ON: 'NOT IN THERAPY' CLIQUE YEARNS FOR FREUD TO ROLL IN THEIR HOMEROOM

BURLINGTON, VT - In a high school where sharing your deepest traumas and neuroses has become the new cool, the kids not in therapy are feeling decidedly uncool. Burlington High, long known for its superb cafeteria food and cutthroat chess club, has added a new feather to its cap: becoming the epicenter of the teen therapy trend.

struggling teen

"SPECIAL NEEDS" SPECTACLE: LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL RENAMES ALL CLASSES IN BOLD INCLUSIONARY MOVE

EVERETT, WA - In a controversial decision that's got everyone talking, Elmont's Sacred Oaks High School has taken the term "inclusion" to an unprecedented level. The school announced last week that all classes will henceforth be dubbed "special needs" classes. In response, parents, students, and the wider community are collectively picking their jaws off the floor.

Special Needs

24 WAYS TO AVOID TEEN PREGNANCY

PEORIA, IL - In a surprising twist, nerds nationwide are paving the way in sexual education with an unconventional approach to teen pregnancy prevention. Here are 24 ways the geeks are winning:

Pregnant Teen

FIELD OF DREAMS - AND NIGHTMARES? TEEN SOCCER TEAM TURNS TURF INTO VEGETABLE GARDEN

 CONCORD, NC - In a surprising twist of events, Lakewood High's soccer team has taken the phrase "home field advantage" to a whole new level. The Warriors, a team known more for their school spirit than their skill on the pitch, decided that they could put their lackluster field to better use, turning it into a thriving vegetable garden.


HOT OR NOT: TEEN EDITION - MUFASA ON THE HOT SEAT

NAMPA, ID — In our latest "Hot or Not" segment, we venture into the coastal winds of Huntington Beach to probe the thoughts of Gen Z about a non-traditional heartthrob. This week's contender? None other than the lion king himself, Mufasa.


HOT OR NOT: TEEN EDITION - NANCY PELOSI ON THE HOT SEAT

PASADENA, CA — In our latest segment of "Hot or Not," we roamed the streets of Pasadena to see how Gen Z feels about one of the most high-profile figures in American politics: none other than Nancy Pelosi, the Speaker of the House herself!

Nancy Pelosi on the Hot Seat

HOT OR NOT: TEEN EDITION - JONAH HILL ON THE HOT SEAT

CITY OF LOST YOUTH, USA - Welcome to our newest and possibly recurring segment: "Hot or Not: Teen Edition". This week, local teen social media sensation, Billy "Boomerang" Buckets, took to the streets to gather the uncensored and often inexplicable opinions of his peers on a burning question: Is Jonah Hill hot... or not?

Jonah Hill on the hot seat

BATTER UP... OR DOWN? TEENS TRY BASEBALL WITH BACKWARDS BATS AND BOUNDLESS SPIRIT

NOWHEREVILLE, USA - In a spectacle that would make even the most patient Little League coach cringe, the local high school in Nowhereville has seen an influx of teens trying their hands, quite literally, at America's favorite pastime - baseball. In a twist of events that could only be described as both comedic and cringe-worthy, these youngsters took to the field with bats held backwards.

Teen Baseball Legend

DECAF DISARRAY: JAVA JUNKIES JITTERY OVER CAF-FREE CATASTROPHE

BEANVILLE, USA - An uproar is brewing in the quiet town of Beanville, and it's enough to make any coffee enthusiast spill their precious liquid gold. Local teen barista, Beanie, has been serving decaf lattes instead of the regular caffeinated version at the Beanville Brew. In a twist of events as steamy as the frothy milk on top, she claims she did it for a perfectly sensible reason: to help the town "chill out."

Teen Drinking Coffee

HALF-MOWED, FULLY BOWLED: LAWNCHAOS UNFURLS IN SPLITVILLE

SPLITVILLE, USA - Welcome to the "Mow-narchy!" In a development that could only be compared to choosing between a vegan and gluten-free diet, local teen Brad of Splitville has flabbergasted neighbors by committing the egregious sin of mowing only half his lawn.

teen mowing lawn