
LOVE IS A HIGHWAY: first date ends anticlimactically with a bit of a fender bender "i'm still confused how this is my fault...those aholes should have named it a drive-near theater"

NO FLEX ZONE: teen breaks up with girlfriend "its just not- *curls dumbbell* WORKING OUT for me" "that's funny" "i kno rite. but still we're still thru"

BOY LUNCH: guys at a local high school feel left out "can i get some boob action as a side?" "i really want to feel the repressed rage in this sandwich"

NEW SCHOOL COOL: college teens party with a millennial "you guys got any beer?" *sniffs a line of pure dogecoin* "GUYS GRANDPA WANTS TO CARBO-LOAD"
BACK TO THE FUTURE: teens confused by time capsule from the distant past "what the hell is a crazy bone" "AI gore? intense."
GREAIT MINDS THINK ALIKE: teens get a response on their career aspiration essay assignment "it looks like ALL of you responded 'As an artificial intelligence language model, I don't have personal ambitions or desires like humans do.'"
GOLDEN GIRLS: teen discovers the not-so-wonderful world of porn "bro haven't you ever wondered what your grandma looks like naked?" "..........no?"

THIS IS FORTY: teen finds the perfect birthday gift for his mother "i'm not going to call her a 'bitch' today"

SHARK WEEK: new clout chasing trend has teens braving the ocean covered in chum "can you imagine how many insta followers i'll get if it rips of my freaking arm"

COKED UP: teens just want to party "I NEED MORE" "dude put the contraband down, diabetes is no joke"

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