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GAMER: teens play Metroid Prime "did you know Samus is a chick?" *turns off gamecube* "no" *breaks disk in half* "no i did not"                   FAMILY DINNER: "mom what are we eating?" "we're having pasta" *mom puts on dubstep* "with a side of TURNIP" *everyone goes fucking nuts*                   CHECK UP: teen vists doctor "so are you sexually active?" no "any drugs or alcohol?" nope "i see. well my prognosis is you're a fuckin nerd"                   BALLER: teens discuss their plans while shooting hoops "what are you doing tonight?" *shoots* "nothing but-" *swishes* "netflix"                   DISSED: teen engages in a rap battle "dude ur raps are toilet/if i pooped in ur mouth you'd prolly enjoy it" *entire school krumps to death*                   WHIP GAME: teens hit the go kart track "mushrooms and racing was a great idea" "i feel like mario" "haha steve is just staring at the wheel"                   OBAMA CARES: teens have no idea "the government is gonna shut down!?" "yea something about a tea party" "wow politics is so gay"                   FUN: college teens live it up "i thought tonight we'd go classy, so i bought the $18 vodka instead of the $12 one" "WE'LL DRINK LIKE KINGS"                   UNDERCOVER: mysterious teen tries to disuade his peers "maybe we should wait until we're 21 to drink" *moustache falls off* "WTF DAD"                   WOAH: teens get rowdy while driving "yo call that guy a fag and then drive off" "FAG!" "haha yes, we are so badass" *everyone high fives*                   POPPIN: local teen overdoses on swagger "once he popped his fourth collar his neck couldn't take the pressure and just snapped" "RIP chad"                   WHY: teens can't understand their failures with women "i wore my best fedora!" did you show her ur beyblades? "no i forgot" rookie mistake                   BETTER LUCK NEXT RHYME: teen loses a rap battle "spark the blunt with my bic, yea boy i'll suck your dick" "WAIT NO HOMO" "stfu juicy gay"                   NICE: teens prepare for finals "i took like 120 mg's of adderall" "i didn't even study. i just organized my itunes library for 6 hours"                   POPPIN: local teen overdoses on swagger "once he popped his fourth collar his neck couldn't take the pressure and just snapped" "RIP chad"                   UNDERCOVER: mysterious teen tries to disuade his peers "maybe we should wait until we're 21 to drink" *moustache falls off* "WTF DAD"                   FUN: teen boys go to their first college party together "we're gunna pick up so many bitches" Reports indicate they "picked up no bitches"                   SCIENTIFIC: studies indicate that 3 out of every 4 teens smoke marijuana. Coincidentally, scientists also found that 1 in 4 teens are nerds                   <3: teens go out to a romantic dinner "can we have a bottle of your finest sizzurp" *mariachi dubstep band* "babe will you turn up with me?"

WTF HAPPENED TO THE RADIO (PART 2): WORST CHRISTMAS SONGS





Teens everywhere hate the music apocalypse that has spawned during the holiday season.  Specifically, a community outlaws certain songs and breaks down why.


BAKERSFIELD, CA - A coalition of teens has officially banned four songs from a local top 40 station because of the psychological effects they were having on members of the population.  "Something was happening, and we were determined to get to the roots of it and put an end to it." The leader of the high school's conspiracy club said at a press conference explaining the decision to ban Wonderful Christmastime, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Close, Frosty The Snowman, and You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch.

"In a double blind study we found that people who listened to Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney within the last week were more likely to have listened to more dad music in the same period." Professor Abraham Steinberg, a well known anti-dad music activist continued "If people, especially young people, start listening to bands like the Beatles then there may be an event similar to that which prompted the Dark Ages.  A cultural regression could easily cause the next degeneration of society."

You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch, was recently declared by the NAACP to be "racist" considering that "Mr. Grinch" was the only known member of his species in all of whoville.

evil? or just another example of white privilege

Frosty the Snowman was deemed inappropriate because of it's crystal clear reference to crack cocaine.  Samantha Rockwell, a cheerleader, responded "to me it's black and white, and let's just say I would definitely prefer the white."

MILF culture led to the banning of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus because teens were "dressing up as Santa Claus" and "banging each other's moms". When your bro is your little brother's pops, you might have to pop your bro for being a little bit of a dick.

why dont u come on down to the north pole


25 Days of Christmas
December 1st Advent Calendars
December 2nd Holiday Decorating
December 3rd WTF Happened To The Radio Part 1
December 4th Christmas Trees Are Just Plants
December 5th Hanukkah In Review
December 6th "Happy Holidays"
December 7th Ebay Christmas Ornaments
December 8th Dear Santa,
December 9th Holiday Drinks
December 10th Pumpkin Spice Latte VS. Peppermint Mocha Frappuccino
December 11th Snow Blows
December 12nd XXX-Mas
December 13th Desolation of Smaug (Christmas)
December 14th WTF Happened To The Radio Part 2
December 15th Wait, Christmas Is Religious AF
December 16th Rudolph - The Ginger Reindeer
December 17th What To Get Your Girlfriend For Christmas
December 18th Chlamydia - The Real Grinch
December 19th Why You Want To Be On The Naughty List
December 20th Christmas Movies...That Will Get You Laid
December 21st Looking Back At The End Of The World
December 22nd Stocking Stuffers (NSFW)
December 23rd Last Second Gifts
December 24th Twas The Night Before Christmas
December 25th Merry F****** Christmas