Ashley: Merry Christmas! And call me ash. TN: So what was your initial feeling before going into the movie theater? Ash: Hungry. TN: About the movie. Ash: Well like I knew the Hobbits were little people and I figured Smaug was an evil hobbit that- TN: You thought Smaug was a hobbit? Did you see the Dragon in the previews? Ash: I forgot lol. TN: Ok, so walk us through some of the memorable parts of the movie. Ash: It started off with these dwarves and I thought they were really little until the hobbit man, not smaug the good hobbit, was walking next to them and I was like oh shit maybe everybody is little as fuck. But then there was this old dude who was like WAY WAY taller and I kinda laughed because of how small everyone was. TN: Continue... Ash: Anyway, I thought Orlando Bloom was in the movie so I was kinda waiting for that and then he was in the movie and he was WAY WAY hot. TN: How was Orlando Bloom's performance in the movie? How was the character Legolas implemented in the storyline before the Lord of the Rings trilogy takes place? Ash: He was SO hot. TN: But what was his character doing? Ash: Oh right right, his character was hot too. TN: I see, were there any other stand out performances? Ash: Well like the dwarf leader dude was actually like really hot too. I don't normally like short dudes, lol, but if he was taller he'd be so hot. And WAIT, Oh my god, right before I fell asleep there was this hot guy who looked kind of like Orlando Bloom who was taking these hobbits through this like city and he seemed like a good guy. TN: You...fell asleep? Ash: Yah, I was tired. TN: When? Ash: Apparently right before they got inside the mountain and were fighting Smaug or whatever. I woke up at the end and asked who the dragon was and some old dude said Smaug and I was like lol I thought Smaug was a hobbit. TN: Ash: What! TN: ...thanks for your time Ashley. |
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Teen News review of The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug - Might not keep you awake, but there are at least three hot guys and apparently there's a scene involving a huge dragon that may or may not be good. No rating so go see it and judge it for yourself instead of relying on this stupid website. | |
