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BADASS: teen smokes for first time "yeah i found this blunt in my moms ash tray" *lights cig* *coughs* "that good kush and alcohol son!" WHIP GAME: teens hit the go kart track "mushrooms and racing was a great idea" "i feel like mario" "haha steve is just staring at the wheel" LIFE CHANGING: teen has an epiphany while driving "what if... *slams on brakes* "WHAT IF THEY MADE DISPOSABLE SOCKS" RAGE: teen plays Pokemon Gold *at pokecenter* *rapidly clicking A* *accidentally clicks A too much and the nurse starts talking again* NOOOO BREAKING: teen girl makes post on public social media for all to see i am so fckinnn mad right now -why? -i don't want to talk about it NO HOMO: local 6th grader claims he would "suck dick for some lunchables" He further stated that he doesn't know what "suck dick" means ORATORY SKILLS: teen uses a classic tactic of rhetoric in a debate with his peer "you're gay" "no, YOU'RE gay" *teen stands in shock* WAKE & BAKE: teen wakes up early to prepare for his school's bake sale "this has absolutely nothing to do with weed" "sorry to disappoint" CHILLIN: teens kick it! "i'm bored" wanna like, go outside? "out ..side?" *squints eyes and stares teen down* just fuckin witchu *rips bong* DRIVE THRU: teens smoke and go to Taco Bell "can i have a taco? HELLO??" dude you gotta lower the window "this is too complicated" *leaves* EMPLOYMENT: teen girls fills out job application "should i put down that i was twerk team captain?" "fuck yea i should" BUSTED: a shirtless teen was seen smoking a cigarette while riding a longboard. Police arrested him for being "too cool" in a school zone WHIP GAME: teens hit the go kart track "mushrooms and racing was a great idea" "i feel like mario" "haha steve is just staring at the wheel" 420: teens smoke after school "dude, do you ever think like, what if you were a chick? like what if- "WHAT IF YOU PASSED THE FUCKING BLUNT?" EMPLOYMENT: teen girls fills out job application "should i put down that i was twerk team captain?" "fuck yea i should" MUSIC: 8th grader brings his recorder to school "wtf are u doing" "serenading yung pussy" *plays harmonious tune* *swan dives into clitoris* BUSTED: teens get pulled over on the highway "is there any marijuana in the vehicle?" "lol of course dude it's the HIGHway" "have fun kids" ROMANCE: teen learns the power of seduction "i have alcohol, weed, and an open house. wanna come over?" *gets laid to death* FLIRT: teens interact sexually "is that an iPhone in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" "it's a Samsung Galaxy you stupid bitch"

Well, sorry feminists, but this article is simply a collection of sexy teen girls dressed up in Christmas apparel aimed at our male audience. Enjoy bros, enjoy.

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25 Days of Christmas
December 1st	Advent Calendars
December 2nd	Holiday Decorating
December 3rd	WTF Happened To The Radio Part 1
December 4th	Christmas Trees Are Just Plants
December 5th	Hanukkah In Review
December 6th	"Happy Holidays"
December 7th	Ebay Christmas Ornaments
December 8th	Dear Santa,
December 9th	Holiday Drinks
December 10th	Pumpkin Spice Latte VS. Peppermint Mocha Frappuccino
December 11th	Snow Blows
December 12nd	XXX-Mas
December 13th	Desolation of Smaug (Christmas)
December 14th	WTF Happened To The Radio Part 2
December 15th	Wait, Christmas Is Religious AF
December 16th	Rudolph - The Ginger Reindeer
December 17th	What To Get Your Girlfriend For Christmas
December 18th	Chlamydia - The Real Grinch
December 19th	Why You Want To Be On The Naughty List
December 20th	Christmas Movies...That Will Get You Laid
December 21st	Looking Back At The End Of The World
December 22nd	Stocking Stuffers (NSFW)
December 23rd	Last Second Gifts
December 24th	Twas The Night Before Christmas
December 25th	Merry F****** Christmas

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

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