An Ohio teen deals with the harsh reality that the Christmas holiday is entirely immersed in religion. The high school drop out lets teen news in on his Santa/Jesus comparisons and conclusions.
| TOLEDO, OH - Occam's razor states that the simplest of two competing theories is to be preferred. Andy Hercules, who recently took the non-existence of Santa Claus a little too personally, is using this logic while assuming that one of either Santa Claus or Jesus Christ is real. Andy hypothesizes, the simpler of the two exists, the other does not. THE CASE AGAINST SANTA - Immortal Improbable, but not the craziest thing either of these two claim to be. Keep in mind that Jesus died on a lower case t. - Works With Keebler Esque Elves Santa's ideal employees are the crafty midgets from parts unknown. The same business plan as Willy Wonka, but with the same loyalty as the ugly things from Harry Potter creates a highly unlikely but imaginative situation for Saint Nick. - Delivers Presents To Every Kid in The World In One Night No.
THE CASE AGAINST JESUS - Son of God If God truly did create us in his image I'm sure he hates using condoms too. This doesn't seem that unlikely. - Performed Miracles Wow, how often do we see miracles nowadays? I mean, Santa Claus delivering presents in a single night every year is definitely more of a miracle than Jesus ever performed except... - His Death Meant The Forgiveness of All Sin For All of Mankind For All Eternity and Granted Them Access To A Paradise After Death As Long As They Accepted Him As Their Savior Depending On The Specific Form Of Christianity You Believe In ... CONCLUSION "I still haven't figured it out yet." - Andy Hercules |
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