STOCKING STUFFERS (NSFW): DEFINITELY NOT ABOUT DILDOS

A lot of people reading the title "Stocking Stuffers" might think this article is all about Dildos.  The added "Not Safe For Work" tag may also make you think that.  Also the "Definitely Not About Dildos" stipulation probably makes you think it actually might be about dildos, but...

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