Thanks to the insanely brave efforts of John Cusack there is still a New Jersey, a United States, and yes even the world. However, the untold story of a now 19 year old who claims to have assisted Mr. Cusack from afar reveals his story a year after the fact.
ATLANTIC CITY, NJ - It often takes time for the greatest stories to get told. We all knew Ronald Reagan was responsible for fixing Jimmy Carter's mess and getting most of the hostages out of the Middle East during the 80s, but who knew Ben Affleck was responsible for a handful of them?
As the Mayan Calendar threatened to take away Christmas from the American people a previously unknown teen vowed to stop it by any means necessary. "I just told everybody it was bullshit and everybody seemed to agree." How does one find the courage reminiscent of the great Martin Luther King Jr. to stand up for what is right even against great trepidation? "I didn't do anything and what you're saying John Cusack did isn't real."
John Cusack isn't real? Nevermind, everyone from New Jersey literally sucks.
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