HOLIDAY DECORATING: CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS

Day 2 of the teen news 25 days of Christmas and the topic for December 2nd is Holiday Decorating. Your parents are very likely to deck the house out if they haven't already, and either in response or in preparation teen news breaks down the five lamest holiday decorations and of course the reasons why they suck.

5) Nativity Scenes this is as cool as they get  There's nothing lamer about Christmas than the birth of Christ.  Anything related to unexpected pregnancy is a total turn off to any babes you might bring over your house because even though condoms are 99% effective against the spread of sexually transmitted diseases they could not prevent the messiah. *gets drunk and breaks nativity scene* "jesus bro...i'm so sorry" 4) Trains                                    Nope, I don't know why trains are commonly associated with Christmas either, they're an outdated mode of transportation that are only used for pre-gaming in America. "son help me set up this train set" "dad are you like 12 years old" 3) Wreaths a robot Christmas wreath

25 Days of Christmas December 1st Advent Calendars December 2nd Holiday Decorating December 3rd WTF Happened To The Radio Part 1 December 4th Christmas Trees Are Just Plants December 5th Hanukkah In Review December 6th "Happy Holidays" December 7th Ebay Christmas Ornaments December 8th Dear Santa, December 9th Holiday Drinks December 10th Pumpkin Spice Latte VS. Peppermint Mocha Frappuccino December 11th Snow Blows December 12nd XXX-Mas December 13th Desolation of Smaug (Christmas) December 14th WTF Happened To The Radio Part 2 December 15th Wait, Christmas Is Religious AF December 16th Rudolph - The Ginger Reindeer December 17th What To Get Your Girlfriend For Christmas December 18th Chlamydia - The Real Grinch December 19th Why You Want To Be On The Naughty List December 20th Christmas Movies...That Will Get You Laid December 21st Looking Back At The End Of The World December 22nd Stocking Stuffers (NSFW) December 23rd Last Second Gifts December 24th Twas The Night Before Christmas December 25th Merry F****** Christmas

First of all, many wreaths are made out of left over Christmas tree parts from the Christmas tree factory located somewhere in China.  That alone makes it lame.  No one wants to look at shitty leftover Christmas tree parts that were made in china in preparation of an event in which we exchange gifts that were made in china. "nice wreath bro" "thanks man i genuinely appreciate that" 2) Plush Singing Decorations sing me a song gingerbread man, sing me a song tonight I don't think there is a credible argument as to why these things wouldn't be lame.  They're advertised as "soft and adorable" but in reality the Christmas song the plush demon sings will become the background music to your nightmares as December advances. "can i click the button to make it sing!?" "BRO I'LL KILL YOU BEFORE I LET THAT HAPPEN" 1) Lights frustration Other than those that politically identify as "white trash" Christmas lights are decorations that get put up in December and taken down in January.  The assembly of Christmas Lights lead to over 100,000 deaths every year in the state of Rhode Island alone.  The risk is simply not worth the reward, and death is the lamest thing of all. "son i could use some assistance out here" "DAD I DON'T WANNA FUCKING HELP YOU DECORATE"                                    Check in some time on December 3rd to hear about crappy Christmas music in WTF Happened To The Radio, Part 1.