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TRUTH: cop teaches class on drug awareness "honestly guys... pot isn't bad for you" *class gives standing ovation* *cop starts breakdancing*                   BAKED: teens get so high on marijuana they "forgot the alamo" "the what??" "DUDE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THIS SHIT"                   LIQUOR: teen girls celebrate wasted wednesday *shot #1* turn up! *shot #2* my bf is a totals dickk *shot #3* *pukes all over the floor*                   TEEN TALK: "is the double condom method more effective?" "a condom inside a condom? that's like inception dude" "...more like CONTRACEPTION"                   SURVEY: 7 out of 10 teens agree that 3 out of 10 teens are "lame af" and "will not be sitting at our lunch table this year"                   REBEL: teen makes breakfast for dinner "this is not an appropriate time for that!" FUCK SOCIETY *dropkicks mom* I'M MAKING FLAP JACKS                   NOSTALGIA: HS freshmen have a "remember the 90's" night "this is gunna be so rad!!" *they sit around and watch Max Keeble's Big Move (2001)*                   OBAMA CARES: teens have no idea "the government is gonna shut down!?" "yea something about a tea party" "wow politics is so gay"                   BUDS: teens smoke marijuana "dude, could you imagine if weed was illegal?" "it is illegal" "WHAT??" *throws bong out window, flees country*                   NICE: teens prepare for finals "i took like 120 mg's of adderall" "i didn't even study. i just organized my itunes library for 6 hours"                   BAKED: teens get so high on marijuana they "forgot the alamo" "the what??" "DUDE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THIS SHIT"                   YUM: teen wins Nobel Peace Prize eating at Olive Garden "the breadsticks are unlimited, correct?" yes sir "perfect" *solves world hunger*                   BOSS: teen gets his homework checked "ya i didn't do it" "you don't have an excuse?" "EXCUSE me but how bout you get the FUCK outta my face"                   MEMORIAL DAY: teen remembers the players that died in a Call of Duty team deathmatch "R.I.P. EternalVirgin, bonglover69, and BROBROBRO1"                   BAKED: teens get so high on marijuana they "forgot the alamo" "the what??" "DUDE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THIS SHIT"                   SUPER SMASH BROTHAS: teen claims Nintendo is racist "there's no black people in super smash" well, there IS donkey ko- *gets ass beat hard*                   POPPIN: local teen overdoses on swagger "once he popped his fourth collar his neck couldn't take the pressure and just snapped" "RIP chad"                   GERIATRIC: teens talk about the future "isn't it crazy that they'll play dubstep at our nursing homes?" "skrillex is our frank sinatra"                   QUEERS OF WAR: teens argue over Xbox Live "suck my dick!" "no you suck my dick, bitch!" *teens exchange numbers and suck each other's dicks*

GIFS: SIX THINGS TO DO ON A SNOW DAY

You wake up for another dreadful day of school only too find out the Based God has answered your prayers and you have a mother fucking snow day. First things first you go back to bed and snuggle with your favorite stuffed animal for a few hours, but then what? I'm here to tell you how to maximize your efficiency of yolo on this newfound day of freedom.


1. Eat a Snow Cone Made Out of Your Piss


Nothing screams IDGAF more than consuming urine; well why not kick it up a notch and make a magical yellow snow cone with your own bodily waste. So grab a friend, cross streams, and make the most heterosexual snow cone of all time. 

2. Feed Your Cat some Drugs


Doing drugs alone is fun as hell but on a special occasion such as a snow day it's in good fate that you should share the love. Assuming you're a beta loser who has no friends to do drugs with, your cat is a perfect back up. Whip out the acid, put a tab on that kitties tongue and lets get trippy!

3. Learn how to Dance


Picture this, before the snow day you were just some nerd who no one respected. But on your day off you put your hips in motion and learned how to move. Now when the breakdancing battles breakout in the cafetria you can slide through with some swagtastic moves and impress all the bitches. 

4. Go Ice Skating


There ain't a thing in the world that impresses bitches more than a dude who knows how to skate, so why not go Kristi Yamaguchi on that pussy and invite a girl to the local lake with you for some ice skating. [protip, if by some chance of god the girl responds with yes and joins you to go ice skating, thats basically a blowjob in my book and you can tell all your bros you made it to 3rd base]

5. Turn the Club Up


It's a known fact that on snow days the law doesn't apply to teens, so I suggest you take advantage of this and get drunk in a club while you have the chance. Whether you're popping bottles of ciroc or chugging cans of diet pepsi, all that matters is you waste as much money as can because women love a gluttonous spender and theres no place better to meet a female friend than in a hot, dark and sweaty club. 

6.  Creep Around tha Hood With Your Homies


In the famous words of rapper Y.G. : 

"[Inappropriate]"


And I couldn't have articulated it better myself, snow days arent about spending time with your family or talking to your grandma about gay shit like the family history, snow days are about hanging out and bumming around with your ni**az. So spark a blunt, TURN UP the heat (lol get it cause it's cold and you'd wanna stay warm?!) , and enjoy your motherfuckin snow day.