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SMACKED: teen nerd gets beat up by own father "sorry son, but you wore a naruto headband to dinner" "that shit just won't fly in my house"                   FLAMER: teen boy's house burns down due to his scented candle collection. Firefighters comment "it's the gayest tradegy i've seen in years"                   GTA: teen love gaming! "wait guys, don't you think this game is a little offensive to women?" *silence* "LOL JK" *kills another hooker*                   SURVEY: 7 out of 10 teens agree that 3 out of 10 teens are "lame af" and "will not be sitting at our lunch table this year"                   HEALTH: teens converse while smoking cigs "can cell phones really give you cancer?" "i hope not" *takes drag* "i'd hate to get cancer"                   LIFE CHANGING: teen has an epiphany while driving "what if... *slams on brakes* "WHAT IF THEY MADE DISPOSABLE SOCKS"                   ELECTED: teen wins over his high school in class elections "if elected... I WILL LEGALIZE MARIJUANA" *entire student body starts krumping*                   TURNT: 7th graders go H.A.M. for Billy's 13th BDay "dude i just chugged 3 Kool-Aid Jammerz" "i think im starting to feel it"                   OCTOBER: teens go on a haunted hayride *throws hay onto females* "HAY GIRL" *throws more hay* "i said...HAY GIRL" "hayyyy!" *gets laid*                   SENSUAL: teen sets up for a perfect date "candle lit dinner, bottle of red wine, and a copy of spy kids on blu ray" *gets 100 blowjobs*                   PHILOSOPHICAL: teen speaks his mind "two wrongs don't make a right, but one bong makes it alright" "yo, one must first turn down to turn up"                   WHITE GIRL: teen asked what 5 things she would bring to a deserted island 1. uggs 2. iPhone 3. iPhone charger 4. starbucks giftcard 5. my bf                   WAKE & BAKE: teen wakes up early to prepare for his school's bake sale "this has absolutely nothing to do with weed" "sorry to disappoint"                   PREP: teen frat star walks halls decked out in all Polo *sees black person wearing ecko* *hides* *whispers to himself* "help me mitt romney"                   PHILOSOPHICAL: teen speaks his mind "two wrongs don't make a right, but one bong makes it alright" "yo, one must first turn down to turn up"                   FML: a white teen was seen crying at starbucks this morning after they got her order wrong "here is your mocha frappe" "YOU'RE*"                   BETTER LUCK NEXT RHYME: teen loses a rap battle "spark the blunt with my bic, yea boy i'll suck your dick" "WAIT NO HOMO" "stfu juicy gay"                   VIDEO GAMES: teen gets upset while playing Halo "why's this homo called master chef he never even cooks" "it's chief" "he's not even indian"                   EARLY BIRD: teen gets woken up "why would you wake me up at such an UNGODLY HOUR??" dude it's 10:30 "JESUS CHRIST ITS PRACTICALLY YESTERDAY"

FIVE REASONS HAMLET AND STAR WARS ARE THE SAME STORY

On the surface it may seem that the tragedy you were forced to read in high school and the epic film could not be more opposite. One is a Shakespearean drama, while the other is a futuristic sci-fi film. One is set in Denmark during the Late Renaissance, while the other is infamously set “a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.” But, the two may have more in common than it seems. 



5) The Protagonist Seeks Revenge for his Father’s Murder

dad you cut my hand off. turnt down af

This is each story’s central plot.

Prince Hamlet’s father, King Hamlet, is murdered by his brother Claudius, who hopes to take over the empire.

Luke Skywalker’s father, Anakin Skywalker, is “murdered” and physically taken over by Darth Vader, who hopes to take over the empire.



This happens early on in both stories, and each protagonist spends the rest of time fighting his father.



4) Others Discourage the Protagonist from Seeking Revenge

wincest?


All though both Hamlet and Luke Skywalker believe vindication is the right thing to do in each case, their close friends and family have somewhat of an objective view and are against it.

Prince Hamlet’s mother serves this role through out Shakespeare’s story, while Princess Leia provides Luke Skywalker with this kind of reasoning.

In the end, both protagonists go with their instinct and take physical action against the antagonists Claudius and Darth Vader.



3) The Protagonist has a Mentor throughout the Story

Old ben you such'a OG


Both protagonists are relatively young and share the same naivety. They would not have
been able to be the heroes of their respective stories without the help of personified guiding forces. The two mentors also tell their mentees the story of their fathers’ deaths.

Prince Hamlet’s mentor is his father’s ghost, who appears in the kingdom’s garden at night and makes Hamlet question his morals and his actions, as well as directly instructing his son to avenge his death.

Luke Skywalker’s mentor is Obi Wan Kenobi, who takes on the alias of a hermit Ben Kenobi. He provides Luke with the information he needs to know in order to save the empire and avenge his father’s death.



2) The Protagonist Fights to Save his Empire

"whoa way bigger than my dick"


During a time when Hamlet’s empire, the Kingdom of Denmark, and Star War’s empire, the Galactic Empire, are falling apart, each protagonist takes it upon himself to come to the rescue.



As prince, Hamlet already has enough power to conquer almost any opposing body, but when his malicious uncle Claudius becomes king, (Hamlet) is left to fight on his own.



Luke Skywalker and his team use “the force” in order to compete against the Imperials’ “dark side,” and restore the Galatic Empire.



1) Comic Relief

Ayyy lmao


No tragedy, whether Shakespeare or otherwise, is complete without comic relief. Both Hamlet and Star Wars take comic relief in the form of two joint characters that, for all intents and purposes, share the same role.



Hamlet’s main source of comic relief is the courtiers Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. During intense scenes, such as when Prince Hamlet murders King Claudius, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern appear to make condescending remarks, and generally lighten the mood.



Star Wars’ main source of comic relief is the droids R2-D2 and C-3P0. They act as companions to each other, and to Luke Skywalker and Rebel Alliance. They almost always are in some sort of petty fight with one another, which distracts from the real fight between the Rebels and the Imperials.