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SIZZURP: Teens shocked after idol Lil Wayne goes into a codeine coma. "#PrayForWeezy" "if he dies we should def get school off"                   FADEAD: teens try drugs for the first time "dude i smoked like eleven beers" one teen claims "i drank like 2 weeds and drove" one teen dead                   TRUTH: cop teaches class on drug awareness "honestly guys... pot isn't bad for you" *class gives standing ovation* *cop starts breakdancing*                   GROUNDED: teen punished for 2 weeks after parents discover internet history: hot girls boobs vaginas how can i tell if i'm gay? big dicks                   IDIOT: Teen throws big party but forgets one key element "dude i forgot music" "just use ur laptop" "i only have greenday" "mother of god"                   iOSHEAVEN: Teens marvel in Apple's latest conquest "iOS 7 is better than being alive" "now i can die happy" "i feel steve jobs inside me"                   NEITHER: "which fedora should i wear?"                   GTA: teen love gaming! "wait guys, don't you think this game is a little offensive to women?" *silence* "LOL JK" *kills another hooker*                   POLNO: Frat teen asks bros if a "black polo and flops" is an alright outfit for his grandmas funeral "dude u gotta at least wear sperrys"                   ART: teen shows off his photography skills "i took a picture of a tree man" "so??" "....then i made it black and white" "woah that's deep"                   BANGIN: teen goes on date w/ cute female "how'd it go?" let's just say i'm *lowers shades* not a virgin anymore *still totally a virgin*                   WORK: teen seeks job "it says here u defeated the elite 4 on ur 1st try" yes sir "congrats, u got the job. ur starting salary is $1,000,000"                   OUCH: Teen sent to office after being wrongly accused of texting in class "jeez i was just staring at my dick" "no one texts me anyway"                   SO CLOSE: teen blows it at the last minute "ready for sex girl?" oh yea! *sound of velcro shoes coming off* *pussy becomes drier than paper*                   BANGIN: teen goes on date w/ cute female "how'd it go?" let's just say i'm *lowers shades* not a virgin anymore *still totally a virgin*                   SO CLOSE: teen blows it at the last minute "ready for sex girl?" oh yea! *sound of velcro shoes coming off* *pussy becomes drier than paper*                   FLIRT: teens interact sexually "is that an iPhone in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" "it's a Samsung Galaxy you stupid bitch"                   PRUDE: teen admits he has never kissed a girl "dude how? you're 18" "cause i only kiss women...like YOUR MOM" "YOU GOT ME AGAIN BRO!" *bro5*                   SURVEY: 7 out of 10 teens agree that 3 out of 10 teens are "lame af" and "will not be sitting at our lunch table this year"

ANTI-SANTA CLAUS: WHY YOU WANT TO BE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST



Teen angst is in full force when a 15 year old named Roger decided that he would rather be on the naughty list.  Why? And what did he do to get there?

DETROIT, MI - After 25 hours in an interrogation cell the local authorities finally allowed the press to talk to the convicted felon and supposed madman Roger who held the post office hostage in exchange for every Christmas list they received.
"He burned them all." A creepy looking mailman explained, "every last one."

Standing among a fiery pile of ashes containing the hopes of nearly every little kid in the city limits Roger was subdued by authorities only muttering "Naughty...Naughty...Naughty...".

"We only beat the shit out of him a little bit and not because he was black, I mean, he was black, but if he was white we still would've beat the shit out of him." - Officer Hardbone

As word spread, the Anti-Santa Claus was given national media attention which led to the disaster on FOX News. "Kids, the anti-santa claus is black."

hoe hoe hoe and a bottle of lean

"Woah there, hold up, what do you mean the anti-santa claus is black?" Reverend Al Sharpton, notorious race instigator spoke to a bunch of people that probably shouldn't be listening to him, "Even though the Anti-Santa Claus is referring to a very specific character whose nickname we specifically gave to that one person and it is represented in the media as such doesn't mean that the Anti-Santa Claus is black.  Even though he actually is black."

While the nation was fighting over his identity Roger was in his workshop (prison cell), and teen news finally got him to admit why he wanted to be on the naughty list. "well if you're bad santa gives you coal and...COAL WORLD" Apparently, this all happened because people actually listen to J. Cole.



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December 1st Advent Calendars
December 2nd Holiday Decorating
December 3rd WTF Happened To The Radio Part 1
December 4th Christmas Trees Are Just Plants
December 5th Hanukkah In Review
December 6th "Happy Holidays"
December 7th Ebay Christmas Ornaments
December 8th Dear Santa,
December 9th Holiday Drinks
December 10th Pumpkin Spice Latte VS. Peppermint Mocha Frappuccino
December 11th Snow Blows
December 12nd XXX-Mas
December 13th Desolation of Smaug (Christmas)
December 14th WTF Happened To The Radio Part 2
December 15th Wait, Christmas Is Religious AF
December 16th Rudolph - The Ginger Reindeer
December 17th What To Get Your Girlfriend For Christmas
December 18th Chlamydia - The Real Grinch
December 19th Why You Want To Be On The Naughty List
December 20th Christmas Movies...That Will Get You Laid
December 21st Looking Back At The End Of The World
December 22nd Stocking Stuffers (NSFW)
December 23rd Last Second Gifts
December 24th Twas The Night Before Christmas
December 25th Merry F****** Christmas