UNDER THE PANTS HANDJOBS ARE THE BEST HANDJOBS

The results are in, under the pants handjobs narrowly beat over the pants handjobs.  Teens are questioning whether or not they actually would like a girl to touch their penis.  Why was this even close? Teen news investigates.


Honestly, I'm just going to assume that anyone who voted over the pants was either A) female B) someone who has never gotten a handjob or C) someone making an attempt to fuck with us.  This is a legitimate news corporation for teenagers so would you clowns STOP FUCKING AROUND.

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Better luck next time feminists, for now the pants still have to come off.