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GERIATRIC: teens talk about the future "isn't it crazy that they'll play dubstep at our nursing homes?" "skrillex is our frank sinatra"                   420: "son, can you look up how many grams are in an ounce?" "oh, it's 28" "why do you know that?" "because i love... the metric system" "oh"                   BALLER: teens discuss their plans while shooting hoops "what are you doing tonight?" *shoots* "nothing but-" *swishes* "netflix"                   DRAMABOMB: authorities are investigating a gas that stimulates drama, experts say it's probably oxygen because teen girls are simply bitches                   FLIRT: teens interact sexually "is that an iPhone in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" "it's a Samsung Galaxy you stupid bitch"                   STUDY: teen crams for exam PREPARE THE LUBE MOTHER *jams textbook into anus* i guess you can say ill be pulling the answers...OUT OF MY ASS                   SCIENTIFIC: studies indicate that 3 out of every 4 teens smoke marijuana. Coincidentally, scientists also found that 1 in 4 teens are nerds                   PREP: teen frat star walks halls decked out in all Polo *sees black person wearing ecko* *hides* *whispers to himself* "help me mitt romney"                   LEGIT: teen gets real "i'm all about three things: pussy, weed, and kill streaks" *rips bong and plays black ops* "...the pussy can wait"                   OBAMA CARES: teens have no idea "the government is gonna shut down!?" "yea something about a tea party" "wow politics is so gay"                   QUEERS OF WAR: teens argue over Xbox Live "suck my dick!" "no you suck my dick, bitch!" *teens exchange numbers and suck each other's dicks*                   RAGE: teen plays Pokemon Gold *at pokecenter* *rapidly clicking A* *accidentally clicks A too much and the nurse starts talking again* NOOOO                   DUDE: teens make their Breaking Bad predictions "dude badgers gunna be the new heisenberg" *rips bong so fucking hard* "that wud be dopeeee"                   PREP: teen frat star walks halls decked out in all Polo *sees black person wearing ecko* *hides* *whispers to himself* "help me mitt romney"                   QUEERS OF WAR: teens argue over Xbox Live "suck my dick!" "no you suck my dick, bitch!" *teens exchange numbers and suck each other's dicks*                   FUN: teens prepare for Halloween "okay. i'm mario, jeff's luigi, mark's wario, and steve.. ur waluigi" why am i waluigi? "BC NO ONE LIKES U"                   FANDANGO: 16 year olds try to see an R rated movie "i left my ID in-" *fake moustache falls off* "damnit" *sees grown ups 2*                   TRIPPY: teens drop acid for the first time "grasshoppers are the dubstep of nature" "holy shit bro that's so deep" "i'm a young socrates"                   GROUNDED: teen punished for 2 weeks after parents discover internet history: hot girls boobs vaginas how can i tell if i'm gay? big dicks

FIVE WORST DRESSED KIDS ON CAMPUS

While the benefits of going to a big, state school are nearly endless, you sure do run into a lot of characters on campus. Here’s a list of the five most common college fashion faux pas of our time:



5) The White Gangster

 In spite of the fact it is 12:30 in the afternoon and he is completely unprepared, this Mac Miller knockoff shows up 20 minutes late to a 50 minute lecture with headphones on and bags under his eyes. He sits next to you in some bandwagon basketball jersey, snapback and sweats, asks you what he missed, and proceeds to bum around on his phone the rest of the class.

4) The Wannabe Redneck

He wears a trucker cap, tree print camo, Wrangler jeans and cowboy boots, despite that he has never done actual work on an actual farm. He just feels the need to show everyone on campus he drives some garden-variety pick-up truck (which has never seen anything but asphalt).

3) The Guy Who Forgot to Check the Weather


It’s snowing. He’s in a Green Day t-shirt he has probably been sleeping in the past three nights, a pair of basketball shorts that have never seen the gym and slip-on man sandals. The weirdest part of it all? He does not seem the least bit phased by the elements.

2) The Overly-Preppy Frat Bro


It’s perfectly fine to rock a button down and khakis to class once in a while. Whether you have a presentation, an interview or just feel like dressing up, everyone is entitled to a little Ralph Lauren during the week. But, when a casual shorts-and-Sperry’s combo turns into a pastel eyesore, everyone else’s douche radar is set off. Don’t be that guy who dresses like he single-handedly keeps Vineyard Vines in business.

1) The Walk of Shame

It’s unclear whether this girl is actually returning home from a rough night of questionable life choices, or is just desperate for attention (hint: the later in the week it is, the more likely it is the former). Either way, she’s wearing a too-tight, too-short, why-would-you-wear-that-to-class skirt or dress. The real culprits of this crime usually go for neon versions of the ensemble. Oversized sunglasses, huge hoop earrings and an excessive amount of body glitter are the telltale signs of a Walk of Shame, and isn’t a good look on anybody.