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ROCK: 13 year old considers Creed to be "classic rock" "hey dad, let's spark a doobie and listen to creed" "son, just stop"                   MAIL: teen writes love letter to gf babe, ilu more then weed. well, u nd weed r prolly bout equal bc i luv weed alot but still love, steve                   WHITE GIRL: teen asked what 5 things she would bring to a deserted island 1. uggs 2. iPhone 3. iPhone charger 4. starbucks giftcard 5. my bf                   RIPPED: teens claim to have smoked that celebrity kush "i'm emma stoned" "i'm baked shelton" "i can't think of one...but i'm high af"                   ONLY 90s KIDS: teen tries new pickup lines "damn girl you give me goosebumps cause you are R.L. Fine af" "turn to page 69 if you wanna bang"                   GERIATRIC: teens talk about the future "isn't it crazy that they'll play dubstep at our nursing homes?" "skrillex is our frank sinatra"                   HOUSE RULES: a teen argues with his father "WEAR YOUR SNAPBACK SON" "dad why" "there are swagless kids in africa" "UGH YOU'RE TOO RAD DAD"                   DATING: teen breaks up with girlfriend "it's just not- *curls dumbbell* WORKING OUT for me" that's funny "i kno rite. but still we're thru"                   ART: teen shows off his photography skills "i took a picture of a tree man" "so??" "....then i made it black and white" "woah that's deep"                   YOLO: HS teen takes it to the limit LET'S *turns hat sideways* FUCKING *puts speakers up to 80% full volume* DO THIS *drinks 2 light beers*                   iOSHEAVEN: Teens marvel in Apple's latest conquest "iOS 7 is better than being alive" "now i can die happy" "i feel steve jobs inside me"                   SCHOOL: "ms. jones is def in the illuminati dude. she's always talkin about triangles" "she's a geometry teacher" "...the fuck's geometry?"                   PHILOSOPHICAL: teen speaks his mind "two wrongs don't make a right, but one bong makes it alright" "yo, one must first turn down to turn up"                   COMEDY: teens finish watching Breaking Bad "wow, more like breaking GOOD" "...i said, more like break-" "we heard you the first time dick"                   iOSHEAVEN: Teens marvel in Apple's latest conquest "iOS 7 is better than being alive" "now i can die happy" "i feel steve jobs inside me"                   WOAH: teens get rowdy while driving "yo call that guy a fag and then drive off" "FAG!" "haha yes, we are so badass" *everyone high fives*                   HEART BREAKING: young teen overdoses on marijuana earlier today. Witnesses claim his last words were "dude" and "duuuudddeeee"                   HIGH: teens smoke while their parents are out "WAIT get the dog outta here. he'll tell my mom" *stares at dog for 30 seconds* "you're right"                   LIFE CHANGING: teen has an epiphany while driving "what if... *slams on brakes* "WHAT IF THEY MADE DISPOSABLE SOCKS"

SEVEN LAST SECOND HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

So you really didn't give a shit what you went as for Halloween until you saw your friends dressing up that night.  QUICK! Go into the closest bathroom and get ready to blow your friends away with a low maintenance costume that will hopefully do the trick and the treat.


7. Karate Kid VI

 WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet Paper



Literally all you do is wrap a piece of toilet paper around your head.  You don't even have to know karate.

6. Lil' White Robin Hood

WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet paper.


Literally just wrap a piece of toilet paper around your head and chin.  Technically it works better if you're a girl but it's 2013 so take your gender roles and shove them in your kitchen/garage depending on your gender.

5. Hang Man

WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet Paper


Yea, you can only make so many toilet paper themed costumes before you give up, on everything.

4. Father Asswipe

WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet Paper


Wrap a piece of toilet paper around your neck, tuck it into your shirt, and become Father Asswipe.  This Halloween costume is all but guaranteed to succeed in making you look like an asswipe who is decorated in something you use for ass wiping.

3. Rabbi Toiletpaperstein

WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet Paper


Is this costume offensive?  I hope not, but if it is I think you can say oy vey, oh well, and let me do something else with this toilet paper.

2.  Cute Sailor

WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet Paper


Would you rather be a fairy than scary?  This is the toilet paper costume for you!  Kill em with cuteness without breaking the bank.  PRO TIP: It's what girls do everyday.

1. The TP Bandit

WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet Paper


Who keeps coming over to your house or apartment and using all your toilet paper?  That's right it's the TP bandit the ultimate waster of toiletries in the wild wild west.  Impress your friends that are dressed up as Duck Dynasty characters with the most appropriately themed costume this Halloween.


All pictures used are of TNR3 @jimmy_talons so direct all hateful comments toward him on twitter.