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VIOLENT: teen in critical condition after being assaulted during a game of Mario Party "i told that piece of shit not to steal my star"                   SCOOTIN: a local teen was officially "given back his virginity" after being spotted riding around on a Razor Scooter™ earlier today                   RADICAL: "hip dad" interacts with teenage children "sup kids? you guys feeling YOLO today?" dad no "this dinner sure is MAJOR SWAG" DAD WHY                   SURVEY: 7 out of 10 teens agree that 3 out of 10 teens are "lame af" and "will not be sitting at our lunch table this year"                   OUCH: Teen 'eats shit' while attempting to longboard to class "ive been practicing all summer!" "fuck i ripped my favorite plaid shorts"                   EARLY BIRD: teen gets woken up "why would you wake me up at such an UNGODLY HOUR??" dude it's 10:30 "JESUS CHRIST ITS PRACTICALLY YESTERDAY"                   :'(: Girl found passed out after what friends call a 'white girl rampage' "becky was wayyy out of control" "she had likee 11 mochafrapss!!"                   420: "son, can you look up how many grams are in an ounce?" "oh, it's 28" "why do you know that?" "because i love... the metric system" "oh"                   COLLEGE: teen takes Adderall to help his grades "i'm gunna crush this test yo" *next day* "wait, you have to STUDY also??" *fails hard*                   BLAZED: pre-teens have their first sips of beer "when am i gonna get high?" "i've had like three. i.....i think i'm feelin it"                   MAIL: teen writes love letter to gf babe, ilu more then weed. well, u nd weed r prolly bout equal bc i luv weed alot but still love, steve                   TURNT: 7th graders go H.A.M. for Billy's 13th BDay "dude i just chugged 3 Kool-Aid Jammerz" "i think im starting to feel it"                   POT: teen claims to be experiencing marijuana withdrawal "the room...it's so cold" bro u smoked for the first time yesterday "U DONT KNO ME"                   SUPER SMASH BROTHAS: teen claims Nintendo is racist "there's no black people in super smash" well, there IS donkey ko- *gets ass beat hard*                   MAIL: teen writes love letter to gf babe, ilu more then weed. well, u nd weed r prolly bout equal bc i luv weed alot but still love, steve                   OH NO: nervous teen asks out girl "b-becky, do y-you w-wanna- *vomits everywhere* *slips on vomit* *penis lands directly in vagina* "swag"                   SOLAR SHOUTOUT: teens study for astronomy "earth is a planet, whats the sun?" "its our world's star" "WORLDSTAR?" "WORLDSTAR" *they go nuts*                   BALLING: Teen takes girlfriend out to dinner "ight babe were gonna split the 60 pc nugget" "a milkshake? idk babe maybe next time"                   MUSIC: h/s senior receives detention after arguing with his teacher "i said lil b is better than elton john" "i guess mr. ross isn't based"

SEVEN LAST SECOND HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

So you really didn't give a shit what you went as for Halloween until you saw your friends dressing up that night.  QUICK! Go into the closest bathroom and get ready to blow your friends away with a low maintenance costume that will hopefully do the trick and the treat.


7. Karate Kid VI

 WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet Paper



Literally all you do is wrap a piece of toilet paper around your head.  You don't even have to know karate.

6. Lil' White Robin Hood

WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet paper.


Literally just wrap a piece of toilet paper around your head and chin.  Technically it works better if you're a girl but it's 2013 so take your gender roles and shove them in your kitchen/garage depending on your gender.

5. Hang Man

WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet Paper


Yea, you can only make so many toilet paper themed costumes before you give up, on everything.

4. Father Asswipe

WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet Paper


Wrap a piece of toilet paper around your neck, tuck it into your shirt, and become Father Asswipe.  This Halloween costume is all but guaranteed to succeed in making you look like an asswipe who is decorated in something you use for ass wiping.

3. Rabbi Toiletpaperstein

WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet Paper


Is this costume offensive?  I hope not, but if it is I think you can say oy vey, oh well, and let me do something else with this toilet paper.

2.  Cute Sailor

WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet Paper


Would you rather be a fairy than scary?  This is the toilet paper costume for you!  Kill em with cuteness without breaking the bank.  PRO TIP: It's what girls do everyday.

1. The TP Bandit

WHAT YOU NEED: Toilet Paper


Who keeps coming over to your house or apartment and using all your toilet paper?  That's right it's the TP bandit the ultimate waster of toiletries in the wild wild west.  Impress your friends that are dressed up as Duck Dynasty characters with the most appropriately themed costume this Halloween.


All pictures used are of TNR3 @jimmy_talons so direct all hateful comments toward him on twitter.