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WOAH: teen finds out the secret to girls "it's all about politeness" *pulls out seat* "you look lovely" *ripsticks directly into her vagina*                   MAIL: teen writes love letter to gf babe, ilu more then weed. well, u nd weed r prolly bout equal bc i luv weed alot but still love, steve                   QUEERS OF WAR: teens argue over Xbox Live "suck my dick!" "no you suck my dick, bitch!" *teens exchange numbers and suck each other's dicks*                   OBAMA CARES: teens have no idea "the government is gonna shut down!?" "yea something about a tea party" "wow politics is so gay"                   BREAKING: teen girl makes post on public social media for all to see i am so fckinnn mad right now -why? -i don't want to talk about it                   POOETRY: Teen fed up w/ eng class "do u love rap music? then class you'll love Edgar Allen Poe" "MORE LIKE EDGAR ALLEN POOP" "grow up steve"                   GAME: teen joins a sports team in hopes of getting girls "sup ladies, i'm the quarterman for our school's hoopball squad" *has infinity sex*                   TEXTING: teens talk girls "dude she just texted me hey" ..so? "WITH TWO Y'S" *high fives so hard they break the fucking sound barrier*                   HOUSE RULES: a teen argues with his father "WEAR YOUR SNAPBACK SON" "dad why" "there are swagless kids in africa" "UGH YOU'RE TOO RAD DAD"                   FAMILY DINNER: "mom what are we eating?" "we're having pasta" *mom puts on dubstep* "with a side of TURNIP" *everyone goes fucking nuts*                   GERIATRIC: teens talk about the future "isn't it crazy that they'll play dubstep at our nursing homes?" "skrillex is our frank sinatra"                   KOOLS: teen buys cigs to impress girls "can i get a pack of boges?" "what kind?" *lowers shades* "the kind that gives you the most cancer"                   MAIL: teen writes love letter to gf babe, ilu more then weed. well, u nd weed r prolly bout equal bc i luv weed alot but still love, steve                   FUNDONT: Teen hospitalized after tragic fondue accident "i thought the bitches would want this warm cheesy dick" "they didnt"                   GERIATRIC: teens talk about the future "isn't it crazy that they'll play dubstep at our nursing homes?" "skrillex is our frank sinatra"                   ICEBREAKER: teen screws up a classic pick-up line "so babe you ever weigh a polar bear" "what?" *breaks ice on girl's head* "wanna make out"                   WOAH: teens get rowdy while driving "yo call that guy a fag and then drive off" "FAG!" "haha yes, we are so badass" *everyone high fives*                   TRUTH: cop teaches class on drug awareness "honestly guys... pot isn't bad for you" *class gives standing ovation* *cop starts breakdancing*                   HIGH SCHOOL: teens talk music "you hear the new earl sweatpants album?" heck yes! GOLF GANG!! "damn, we're so #swag"

FACES OF ATHEISM: REDDIT SUCKS

Teens nowadays are so culturally enriched.  Browsing reddit and understanding the universe is basically as synonymous with teenage years as smoking marijuana and riding longboards.  Let's take a look at six faces of the future generation that proudly represent the one true religion; atheism.





The master shit talker himself calling anyone who doesn't automatically accept his point of view "mindless sheep".  He doesn't even give a damn what you respond because he's got his headphones in probably blasting ANTI-MINDLESS SHEEP music.  Screw your archaic doctrines and your archaic style. 


At least this guy had the courtesy to capitalize "feminists".  Honestly I wouldn't give a damn either if I could grow a fashionable beard like this.  


If you're playing at home, this is the third fedora in this post.  This renaissance man is a musician, writer, gamer, tech geek, animator, and comedian EVEN BEFORE he has the chance to attend the world renown DeVry University.  You're honestly an idiot if you don't listen to what this intellectual and fashionable beast has to say.


I agree, I wouldn't have it any other way than this genius expanding the human genetic pool.  I doubt you can name one poor trait about this philosopher bestowed upon us by God himself known as David Rord.  Oh wait, not God, by the way, is fashion sense hereditary? [4 Fedoras]


If this guy doesn't put a smile on your face I guess you're just not enlightened yet...maybe it's time you guy to your local thrift shop, buy a fedora, and fucking learn how to fucking enjoy life.


If there is a God I can't imagine what he'd rather be doing than thinking about this man "ToastyMcAwesomeness" touching himself at night.