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BREAKING: teen girl makes post on public social media for all to see i am so fckinnn mad right now -why? -i don't want to talk about it                   OBAMA CARES: teens have no idea "the government is gonna shut down!?" "yea something about a tea party" "wow politics is so gay"                   KRUNK: high school freshmen plan a house party "we've got 16 beers. you think that'll be enough?" "yeah def" "dude this is gunna be EPIC"                   WOAH: teen makes friends at new school "sup guys, my name's chad and i think beer is cool" *gets invited to every party in a 20 mile radius*                   FISH ARE FRIENDS: a white girl posts a facebook status Becky: i'm FINna watch some shark week! Hannah: omg so creative! Becky: love uuuuuuu                   FUN: college teens live it up "i thought tonight we'd go classy, so i bought the $18 vodka instead of the $12 one" "WE'LL DRINK LIKE KINGS"                   ROCK: 13 year old considers Creed to be "classic rock" "hey dad, let's spark a doobie and listen to creed" "son, just stop"                   BUDS: teens smoke marijuana "dude, could you imagine if weed was illegal?" "it is illegal" "WHAT??" *throws bong out window, flees country*                   DUNKIN BRONUTS: teens get coffee "why iced coffee bro" "i like my coffee like i like my bros...chill AS FUCK" *chugs coffee while bro5ing*                   WAKE & BAKE: teen wakes up early to prepare for his school's bake sale "this has absolutely nothing to do with weed" "sorry to disappoint"                   FANDANGO: 16 year olds try to see an R rated movie "i left my ID in-" *fake moustache falls off* "damnit" *sees grown ups 2*                   TRIPPY: teens drop acid for the first time "grasshoppers are the dubstep of nature" "holy shit bro that's so deep" "i'm a young socrates"                   FLAMER: teen boy's house burns down due to his scented candle collection. Firefighters comment "it's the gayest tradegy i've seen in years"                   PHILOSOPHICAL: teen speaks his mind "two wrongs don't make a right, but one bong makes it alright" "yo, one must first turn down to turn up"                   FANDANGO: 16 year olds try to see an R rated movie "i left my ID in-" *fake moustache falls off* "damnit" *sees grown ups 2*                   BALLER: teens discuss their plans while shooting hoops "what are you doing tonight?" *shoots* "nothing but-" *swishes* "netflix"                   KRUNK: high school freshmen plan a house party "we've got 16 beers. you think that'll be enough?" "yeah def" "dude this is gunna be EPIC"                   RIPPED: teens claim to have smoked that celebrity kush "i'm emma stoned" "i'm baked shelton" "i can't think of one...but i'm high af"                   IDIOT: Teen throws big party but forgets one key element "dude i forgot music" "just use ur laptop" "i only have greenday" "mother of god"

FACES OF ATHEISM: REDDIT SUCKS

Teens nowadays are so culturally enriched.  Browsing reddit and understanding the universe is basically as synonymous with teenage years as smoking marijuana and riding longboards.  Let's take a look at six faces of the future generation that proudly represent the one true religion; atheism.





The master shit talker himself calling anyone who doesn't automatically accept his point of view "mindless sheep".  He doesn't even give a damn what you respond because he's got his headphones in probably blasting ANTI-MINDLESS SHEEP music.  Screw your archaic doctrines and your archaic style. 


At least this guy had the courtesy to capitalize "feminists".  Honestly I wouldn't give a damn either if I could grow a fashionable beard like this.  


If you're playing at home, this is the third fedora in this post.  This renaissance man is a musician, writer, gamer, tech geek, animator, and comedian EVEN BEFORE he has the chance to attend the world renown DeVry University.  You're honestly an idiot if you don't listen to what this intellectual and fashionable beast has to say.


I agree, I wouldn't have it any other way than this genius expanding the human genetic pool.  I doubt you can name one poor trait about this philosopher bestowed upon us by God himself known as David Rord.  Oh wait, not God, by the way, is fashion sense hereditary? [4 Fedoras]


If this guy doesn't put a smile on your face I guess you're just not enlightened yet...maybe it's time you guy to your local thrift shop, buy a fedora, and fucking learn how to fucking enjoy life.


If there is a God I can't imagine what he'd rather be doing than thinking about this man "ToastyMcAwesomeness" touching himself at night.