Teen news examines the four best baked goods to bake while you are baked.
Cookies
“Dough not mess with me bro, I know what I’m doing” you say to your friend, adding a single chocolate chip in the center of each cookie.
“Wow! They taste great AND look like tits!”
Don’t forget to add a pinch of weed in there for flavor.
Muffins
“Do you know the muffin man?”
“You mean Todd?”
“The muffin man. Who lives on Drury lane?”
“Dude, that’s Todd. He got high as fuck and made like four thousand muffins with Cheetos and Pokemon cards in them.”
Brownies
What’s square and brown and all around town? Campaign signs for local congressional candidate Chris Lieberman, but you’re stoned so they just look like huge brownies.
“Dude, we should make some brownies and like, put weed in em!”
Call up your dealer, Pete “Dogshit” Williams and bake some pot into these chocolate treats for an experience that will have you saying “I’m thinking Arby’s”!
Cake
Wanna feel just like your favorite rapper? Adjust your snapback and preheat the oven to 450◦, you’ll give Jay-Z a run for his money with all the god damn cake you’re about to make.
Rihanna gave great advice in her song about cakes, “If you want it, put your name on it”—preferably with some ground up ganja. Put your name on every cake you bake so that no one eats it while you’re packing another bowl. Also, don’t forget to lick the bowl when you’re done (that gets you super high).
“You mean Todd?”
“The muffin man. Who lives on Drury lane?”
“Dude, that’s Todd. He got high as fuck and made like four thousand muffins with Cheetos and Pokemon cards in them.”
Brownies
What’s square and brown and all around town? Campaign signs for local congressional candidate Chris Lieberman, but you’re stoned so they just look like huge brownies.
“Dude, we should make some brownies and like, put weed in em!”
Call up your dealer, Pete “Dogshit” Williams and bake some pot into these chocolate treats for an experience that will have you saying “I’m thinking Arby’s”!
Cake
Wanna feel just like your favorite rapper? Adjust your snapback and preheat the oven to 450◦, you’ll give Jay-Z a run for his money with all the god damn cake you’re about to make.
Rihanna gave great advice in her song about cakes, “If you want it, put your name on it”—preferably with some ground up ganja. Put your name on every cake you bake so that no one eats it while you’re packing another bowl. Also, don’t forget to lick the bowl when you’re done (that gets you super high).
