The teens have spoken once again declaring that crocs are alpha. Are they really or do teens these days not have an idea of what alpha and beta truly mean? This and more as teen news breaks down yet another one of these polls.
Let's use Urban Dictionary to break down this situation:
Alpha - "Usually used as a term for a badass male who attracts women without trying. His superiority and pure confidence allows him to achieve success. He does not WANT, because he is the WANTED. May also be used to describe a "manly" achievement or situation."
Beta - "A beta is a male who, instead of being alpha and manning up, completely bitches out. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women."
Crocs - "The main reason for escalator decapitations."
Other than being the first three letters in the infamous Greek alphabet these words were correlated in the latest teen news poll. One can clearly distinguish that getting decapitated on an escalator will EASILY lead to getting more bitches (because the afterlife has a sweet tits to dicks ratio) whereas surviving on an escalator or generally just using an escalator and not dying would result in a lack of the aforementioned bitches.
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