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HARDCORE: teens in egage in a drug deal at school "you got the moll?" yea *hands him 2 flintstones vitamins for $40* enjoy my nigga                   BRAWL: teen loses fight to local bully "i don't get it. i watched the whole 1st season of dragon ball z" "i should have destroyed him"                   VIDEO GAMES: teen gets upset while playing Halo "why's this homo called master chef he never even cooks" "it's chief" "he's not even indian"                   OUCH: Teen 'eats shit' while attempting to longboard to class "ive been practicing all summer!" "fuck i ripped my favorite plaid shorts"                   WONDERWALL: : teen learns guitar to pick up girls *strums a single G chord* "i'm gunna get so fucking laid"                   POT: teen claims to be experiencing marijuana withdrawal "the room...it's so cold" bro u smoked for the first time yesterday "U DONT KNO ME"                   SWAGGER: teen gets ready for saturday night yeah this snapback yolo combo will for sure get me laid *chugs diet pepsi* TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?                   FUN: college teens live it up "i thought tonight we'd go classy, so i bought the $18 vodka instead of the $12 one" "WE'LL DRINK LIKE KINGS"                   NOSTALGIA: HS freshmen have a "remember the 90's" night "this is gunna be so rad!!" *they sit around and watch Max Keeble's Big Move (2001)*                   <3: teens go out to a romantic dinner "can we have a bottle of your finest sizzurp" *mariachi dubstep band* "babe will you turn up with me?"                   :'(: Girl found passed out after what friends call a 'white girl rampage' "becky was wayyy out of control" "she had likee 11 mochafrapss!!"                   LIQUOR: teen girls celebrate wasted wednesday *shot #1* turn up! *shot #2* my bf is a totals dickk *shot #3* *pukes all over the floor*                   BALLING: Teen takes girlfriend out to dinner "ight babe were gonna split the 60 pc nugget" "a milkshake? idk babe maybe next time"                   DRAMABOMB: authorities are investigating a gas that stimulates drama, experts say it's probably oxygen because teen girls are simply bitches                   :'(: Girl found passed out after what friends call a 'white girl rampage' "becky was wayyy out of control" "she had likee 11 mochafrapss!!"                   You can support the site by clicking an ad if it is relevant to your interests!                   YOLO: HS teen takes it to the limit LET'S *turns hat sideways* FUCKING *puts speakers up to 80% full volume* DO THIS *drinks 2 light beers*                   POPPIN: local teen overdoses on swagger "once he popped his fourth collar his neck couldn't take the pressure and just snapped" "RIP chad"                   HIGH TIMES: teens smoke weed after school "dude... sinks are like showers but for your hands" *passes joint* ..bro that's fucking adorable

BREAKING BAD IS...THE BEST SHOW OF ALL TIME

The only thing teens love more than hyperbowls, are hyper bowls.  So fill your pieces up with some dank kush and remember that meth is only fun on television.
You teens love breaking bad so this article will be dedicated to honoring some of the characters that made the show so great.  But first, let's look at the poll results.

27 is most of y'all
Basically, 32% of teens have never seen breaking bad.  32% of teens are losers.  For the most part, anybody who has ever watched the show will not only recognize the great characters mentioned in this article but also recognizes how legendary it truly is.

Gus Fringyl - Chicken Lover & Meth Extraordinaire 
Oh boy did the characters have some issues with this mean dude.  He didn't stop them though.

Crazy 8 - Mean Guy
Remember when Walter blew him up with magic? Shit was tense.

Walter Jr. - The Son & Unsung Hero
Wow, what a twist when he did the dance he did.

Jesse Pinkyman - The Fun Loving Apprentice
The character development was very good I must say.

Walter White - Math Teacher Turned Drug Kingpin
We'll miss you Breaking Bad, but thanks for the memories.

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