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DAFT: teens attempt to stay up all night to get lucky "if we stay awake long enough we get laid, right?" "yea that's what the song says"                   DATING: teen breaks up with girlfriend "it's just not- *curls dumbbell* WORKING OUT for me" that's funny "i kno rite. but still we're thru"                   FASHION: as camouflage becomes more fashionable, teens become harder and harder to spot "shit where did Tim go?" "lol i'm right here dude!"                   BUSTED: a shirtless teen was seen smoking a cigarette while riding a longboard. Police arrested him for being "too cool" in a school zone                   SIZZURP: Teens shocked after idol Lil Wayne goes into a codeine coma. "#PrayForWeezy" "if he dies we should def get school off"                   PRUDE: teen admits he has never kissed a girl "dude how? you're 18" "cause i only kiss women...like YOUR MOM" "YOU GOT ME AGAIN BRO!" *bro5*                   MUGSHOT: arrested teen makes an odd request while being processed "can you please sepia filter this shot" "also can you hashtag it badass?"                   FLAMER: teen boy's house burns down due to his scented candle collection. Firefighters comment "it's the gayest tradegy i've seen in years"                   FAMILY DINNER: "mom what are we eating?" "we're having pasta" *mom puts on dubstep* "with a side of TURNIP" *everyone goes fucking nuts*                   WOW: teen forcibly removed from house by father after he claimed to "not like Justin Timberlake" "YOU WILL RESPECT JT'S TALENT IN THIS HOME"                   BAD HAIR DAY: Teen girl decides to leave school after realizing her hair is "disgusting" an eyewitness stated "i'd still fuck her"                   420: teens smoke after school "dude, do you ever think like, what if you were a chick? like what if- "WHAT IF YOU PASSED THE FUCKING BLUNT?"                   KRUNK: high school freshmen plan a house party "we've got 16 beers. you think that'll be enough?" "yeah def" "dude this is gunna be EPIC"                   420: "son, can you look up how many grams are in an ounce?" "oh, it's 28" "why do you know that?" "because i love... the metric system" "oh"                   BAD HAIR DAY: Teen girl decides to leave school after realizing her hair is "disgusting" an eyewitness stated "i'd still fuck her"                   OUCH: Teen sent to office after being wrongly accused of texting in class "jeez i was just staring at my dick" "no one texts me anyway"                   BONDING: teen doesn't want to go to school "dad, it's just real fcking gay" "honestly son, you have a point" *father rolls fat ass blunt*                   SCOOTIN: a local teen was officially "given back his virginity" after being spotted riding around on a Razor Scooterâ„¢ earlier today                   MAIL: teen writes love letter to gf babe, ilu more then weed. well, u nd weed r prolly bout equal bc i luv weed alot but still love, steve

BREAKING BAD IS...THE BEST SHOW OF ALL TIME

The only thing teens love more than hyperbowls, are hyper bowls.  So fill your pieces up with some dank kush and remember that meth is only fun on television.
You teens love breaking bad so this article will be dedicated to honoring some of the characters that made the show so great.  But first, let's look at the poll results.

27 is most of y'all
Basically, 32% of teens have never seen breaking bad.  32% of teens are losers.  For the most part, anybody who has ever watched the show will not only recognize the great characters mentioned in this article but also recognizes how legendary it truly is.

Gus Fringyl - Chicken Lover & Meth Extraordinaire 
Oh boy did the characters have some issues with this mean dude.  He didn't stop them though.

Crazy 8 - Mean Guy
Remember when Walter blew him up with magic? Shit was tense.

Walter Jr. - The Son & Unsung Hero
Wow, what a twist when he did the dance he did.

Jesse Pinkyman - The Fun Loving Apprentice
The character development was very good I must say.

Walter White - Math Teacher Turned Drug Kingpin
We'll miss you Breaking Bad, but thanks for the memories.

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