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HIGH TIMES: teens smoke weed after school "dude... sinks are like showers but for your hands" *passes joint* ..bro that's fucking adorable                   SWAGGER: teen gets ready for saturday night yeah this snapback yolo combo will for sure get me laid *chugs diet pepsi* TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?                   TWITTER: teen faces crucial decision "i wanna rewrite my typo'd tweet but it already got three favs" "MY LIFE IS PAIN" *jumps off bridge*                   UNDERCOVER: mysterious teen tries to disuade his peers "maybe we should wait until we're 21 to drink" *moustache falls off* "WTF DAD"                   CLASSIC: 7th grader settles down and watches Family Guy *peter farts on screen for 45 seconds* "seth macfarlane is nothing short of genius"                   BLAZED: pre-teens have their first sips of beer "when am i gonna get high?" "i've had like three. i.....i think i'm feelin it"                   BLAZED: pre-teens have their first sips of beer "when am i gonna get high?" "i've had like three. i.....i think i'm feelin it"                   PRUDE: teen admits he has never kissed a girl "dude how? you're 18" "cause i only kiss women...like YOUR MOM" "YOU GOT ME AGAIN BRO!" *bro5*                   EMPLOYMENT: teen girls fills out job application "should i put down that i was twerk team captain?" "fuck yea i should"                   CANDIE: Teen sent to office after making a 'shank' by sucking on a Push-Pop™ over a period of time "7th grades tough gotta stay strapped"                   GRADES: teen girl prays she doesn't fail her history test "anything but an F, my parents will kill me!" boys reply "i guess she wants the D"                   GERIATRIC: teens talk about the future "isn't it crazy that they'll play dubstep at our nursing homes?" "skrillex is our frank sinatra"                   WHIP GAME: teens hit the go kart track "mushrooms and racing was a great idea" "i feel like mario" "haha steve is just staring at the wheel"                   UNDERCOVER: mysterious teen tries to disuade his peers "maybe we should wait until we're 21 to drink" *moustache falls off* "WTF DAD"                   GRADES: teen girl prays she doesn't fail her history test "anything but an F, my parents will kill me!" boys reply "i guess she wants the D"                   DRAMABOMB: authorities are investigating a gas that stimulates drama, experts say it's probably oxygen because teen girls are simply bitches                   NOSTALGIA: HS sophomores reminisce about simpler times "remember the 90's?" "not at all"                   MAIL: teen writes love letter to gf babe, ilu more then weed. well, u nd weed r prolly bout equal bc i luv weed alot but still love, steve                   BADASS: teen smokes for first time "yeah i found this blunt in my moms ash tray" *lights cig* *coughs* "that good kush and alcohol son!"

12 WORST FOOTBALL MASCOTS: COLLEGE AND NFL

Let's take a look at the worst mascots in the world of football.  We'll take a dive into both the world of college sports and professional sports to show you the twelve most sus mascots that you and your friends should love...ironically



12. Zippy - University of Akron 

A kangaroo in Ohio? Why not!? Oh and if you couldn't tell that it's supposed to be a kangaroo maybe you should apologize before it hops on out of Ohio like everyone from Akron does. *cough* LeBron *cough*

11. Goldy Gopher - University of Minnesota


HOLY SHIT. This has got to be the most sus mascot of all time. Everyone knows chipmunks love stuffing their mouths to the brim with nuts...so what does that say about your team? 

10. Keggy the Keg - Dartmouth College


I assume the same white girl that named her pet fish "fishy" and her pet cat "kitty" came up with the name of this try-hard mascot.

9. Rocky the Rocket - University of Toledo


Is that a power ranger? Oh wait no its just a mentally handicapped virgin who couldn't make it in the special olympics and is now spends his days as a useless mascot. 

8.  Otto the Orange - Syracuse University


The only vitamin C this stupid mascot can't get you is Cool.  It wasn't like Syracuse was your first choice as a university anyway so I'm sure you didn't expect a non-retarded mascot.

7. Archie the Autistic Tree - Stanford University


Representing Stanford University is Archie the autistic tree and his buddies from the forest of retarded plants...intimidating af. 


6. The Boltman - San Diego Chargers


A very 90s style mascot that doesn't at all look like someone who has recently drank radioactive
sunny- d.


5. "Lightning" the Pegasus- Middle State Tennessee University 
Pegasus...more like MEGA-SUS. But no in all seriousness what is that thing a fucking brony? Your mascot is a socially awkward nerd who masturbates to My Little Pony porn on the internet. Smh. 


4. The Fighting Okra - Delta State University


Never heard of Delta State? Don't tell this vegetable or he might put his fifty cent paper mache boxing gloves to terrible use.

3. Chief Opa-Locka-Lightning-Bear - The Washington Red Skins 


If you've ever seen that gay disney movie Pocahontas then you know Indians are fucking sus...and this dude is no exception


2. T.D. - Miami Dolphins


Finally, a retard that we don't have to force to wear a helmet.

1. Collin The Clown - McDonalds State Wolverines


Wow... and I thought America couldn't get anymore gay, fat and scary. This is just depressing.