Let’s be real, high school fucking sucks. It’s filled with
rules, detention, and homework. Not to mention its so damn time consuming (taking up 5
whole days of your week!). Here are some things you could be doing all day
instead of going to that sus educational institution a.k.a. school.
5. SMOKE WEED ALL DAY
There’s nothing teens love to do more than smoke weed (because yolo) and if you drop out of school you can use all of your new found time to be stoned every minute of every day which is referred to as The Eternal 420
4. GET A TON OF PUSSY
When you’re in school it’s hard to get with girls unless your on the varsity football team and have a letterman jacket (so much swag). However if you drop out of high school you won’t have to deal with jocks getting all of the bitches so you can finally get a fair shot at the booty you deserve.
Teens absolutely love having exclusive things that they can hold over their friend’s heads. Dropping out of high school is a quick and easy way to gain such a thing. Just think about all the snapchats you could send to your loser friends of you doing alpha shit like going to six flags while they’re stuck in geometry class!
2. MASTURBATE
It’s pretty simple. Invest in a gallon of lube, 15 boxes of tissues and purchase a brazzers account. Being able to jerk it all day will not only give you infinite pleasure but it will make you last just a little bit longer when you finally lose your virginity...And who doesn’t want that?
1. GET FAMOUS
Honestly graduating high school gets you nowhere in life, it’s completely useless. If you follow in the footsteps of celebrities like Chief Keef and Bill Gates by dropping out the odds of you getting famous will be like 83.7% more likely. So it’s pretty much a no brainer: drop out of high school, get famous, make a ton of money, swim in a pool of vagina, and attain the highest level of swag humans can handle.
