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FILIBUSTED: student government faces a shut down "our spring fling should be 70s themed" "80s OR NOTHING" presently no agreement is in sight                   WOAH: teen finds out the secret to girls "it's all about politeness" *pulls out seat* "you look lovely" *ripsticks directly into her vagina*                   BREAKING: local mother arrested for throwing out her son's Pokemon cards. Among the cards was a holographic Mewtwo. She faces up to 20 years                   420: teens smoke after school "dude, do you ever think like, what if you were a chick? like what if- "WHAT IF YOU PASSED THE FUCKING BLUNT?"                   FISH ARE FRIENDS: a white girl posts a facebook status Becky: i'm FINna watch some shark week! Hannah: omg so creative! Becky: love uuuuuuu                   CHECK UP: teen vists doctor "so are you sexually active?" no "any drugs or alcohol?" nope "i see. well my prognosis is you're a fuckin nerd"                   POLNO: Frat teen asks bros if a "black polo and flops" is an alright outfit for his grandmas funeral "dude u gotta at least wear sperrys"                   OCTOBER: teens go on a haunted hayride *throws hay onto females* "HAY GIRL" *throws more hay* "i said...HAY GIRL" "hayyyy!" *gets laid*                   EARLY BIRD: teen gets woken up "why would you wake me up at such an UNGODLY HOUR??" dude it's 10:30 "JESUS CHRIST ITS PRACTICALLY YESTERDAY"                   BAKED: teens get so high on marijuana they "forgot the alamo" "the what??" "DUDE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THIS SHIT"                   CANDIE: Teen sent to office after making a 'shank' by sucking on a Push-Pop™ over a period of time "7th grades tough gotta stay strapped"                   YOLO: HS teen takes it to the limit LET'S *turns hat sideways* FUCKING *puts speakers up to 80% full volume* DO THIS *drinks 2 light beers*                   KRUNK: high school freshmen plan a house party "we've got 16 beers. you think that'll be enough?" "yeah def" "dude this is gunna be EPIC"                   LIFE CHANGING: teen has an epiphany while driving "what if... *slams on brakes* "WHAT IF THEY MADE DISPOSABLE SOCKS"                   CANDIE: Teen sent to office after making a 'shank' by sucking on a Push-Pop™ over a period of time "7th grades tough gotta stay strapped"                   BONDING: teen doesn't want to go to school "dad, it's just real fcking gay" "honestly son, you have a point" *father rolls fat ass blunt*                   FUNDONT: Teen hospitalized after tragic fondue accident "i thought the bitches would want this warm cheesy dick" "they didnt"                   TRAGEDY: local teen legitimately "dies from boredom" "he forgot to bring his iphone with him in the bathroom" "sad day for teens everywhere"                   WOW: teen forcibly removed from house by father after he claimed to "not like Justin Timberlake" "YOU WILL RESPECT JT'S TALENT IN THIS HOME"

PHOTOS: EXOTIC TEEN COUPLES


When teens are in a relationship it is of the upmost importance to take pictures together…not to cherish the memories they shared but to upload them on social media sites and prove to all of their friends that they're getting the sex from another person. Below are 4 examples of this expression of young love.



  1. This is quite possibly the most alpha picture of all time, faded in the back they are about to share a kiss (a.k.a. 2nd base) and then on the right she’s bent over looking like Miley Cyrus ready to twerk (which is basically having sex but with clothes on to prevent pregnancy). So. Much. Trill. 


  2. 2. Here we see a classic example of an American teen wedding, these two are likely cousins and live in West Virginia…how wonderful.  Both are ripping cigarettes (which is badass as fuck) so it’s obvious this soon to be husband and wife couple give no shits (420 blaze it!!!).


    3.    Wow…literally the definition of yolo. Equipped with fake pig snouts, which is the latest in teen fashion (asap rocky wears them all the time, swag!) the pic was snapped right before this interracial couple shared a glorious makeout sesh. Which is a lot more then you basement dwelling virgins can say.


    4. Oh my god, it doesn’t get much more amazing than this, not only does the blonde haired girl look like it could possibly be a man but they both have mullets! Holy swag!!! These two probably look at all you virgin teens and laugh because of the amount of sex they partake in.