LONGBOARDS ARE...GAY!

The people have spoken.  With a very telling 73% of the vote longboards have been declared gay.
*sees kid riding a longboard*
"TEEN NEWS SAID THAT'S GAY DUDE"
*kid stops longboarding immediately*

56 > 20

Even though skateboards were deemed "so 2005" it's infamous brother may very well be deemed "so 2013" in four to five years.  teen news recognizes that you have places to go and longboards can be efficient modes of transportation, but please...buy a fucking bike.
*snaps longboard in half*
"MOM GET ME MY SNAPBACK I'VE GOT MY SWAGGER BACK"

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-TNR3