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I HAVE THE BIGGEST DICK

Teen news asked, and you the people answered. Who has the biggest dick? Well, me of course

The competition was fierce, but it turns out America really knows the truth here. Who would’ve guessed I have a bigger dick than Barack Obama AND Lady Gaga? I mean, I figured my piece is bigger than the president’s because let’s be real, he’s only half black. But Gaga? I always thought she would out man me! Looks like my years of jelqing have really paid off. This truly is an honor, and I thank you all greatly for understanding how truly impressive my genitalia is. Also ladies, hmu

it kinda looks like dick, right?


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