Local teenage girl recently had charges pressed
against her for incessant social media abuse
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THE WHITE IPHONE: the white girl's weapon of choice |
The 16 year old white girl (sources indicate her name is “Becky”
or “Sarah” or “Something Really White”) was most recently caught using hashtags
that went over 50 characters, confusing and annoying plenty of teens on Twitter
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| brian really is a creeper though |
Not only has Rachel taken Twitter by storm, she has also
brought her antics to the Facebook scene, polluting many teenagers feed with
inane hashtags and public complaints about homework
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| facebook has hashtags. i guess nowhere is safe now |
Teen news was able to sit down with Melissa to learn more
about her harsh crimes against the social media public, though we were separated
by a glass wall due to her being in a juvenile detention center for pending
charges
teen news: so, alexandra, tell us a little about yourself
jessica: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, well i really like-
teen news: that’s enough about yourself. why don’t you
talk about your internet usage
cindy: i LOOOOVVEEEE twitter. have you evr seen the
common white girl account?? it’s like they know my freaking life!!
teen news: hmm, yes
amanda: and i mean, facebook is kinda lame but like
whatever. i barely go on it
*checks facebook*
teen news: do you understand why you’re being charged
with these crimes, brittany?
samantha: uhh, cuz the government is gay?? IDK CREEPER
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME SO MANY QUESTIONS
teen news: thank you for your time
