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10. Pens
Fuck homework. It’s to write bitches numbers down. They
can’t erase that shit either. We talkin permanent ink here
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| these are the shittiest fucking type of pens |
9. Weed
Smoke it in the bathroom at school. You won’t get in
trouble, trust me. You’ll be way too cool to get arrested
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| kush so loud my neighbor's dog started barking |
8. Snapback
You know those hats that click in the back instead of
being fitted to your head? Apparently those are in right now, so wear them.
Leave the stickers on it too. Trust me, it’ll make you like super swaggy or
whatever
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| you too can be this cool |
7. Walkman
How else are you gunna listen to Smashmouth on the go?
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| sherk |
6. Health Insurance
Being properly insured is very important for any American
citizen
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| #pussymoneyweed |
5. Lighters
To light things on fire, mainly cigarettes. I guess
candles too but I mean that’s kinda gay tbh
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| these are the shittiest fucking type of lighter |
4. Condoms
You don’t want to have kids, trust me. You’ll be a shitty
father
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| used condom |
3. A Funny T-Shirt
A funny graphic tee is the perfect way to get bitches to
notice you. You know that shirt you got that has Stewie Griffin on it and it
says “I’ve been a bad boy”? Yeah, wear that shit. Bitches love babies
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| victory will be achieved!! |
2. Drugs
You know you need them
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| #faded |
1. Your Parent’s Money
To pay for the drugs you need
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| rack city, population: you |
