LOS ANGELES, CA - Teens in a local high school have recently started a trend related to the presence of ebola on the news. "These dumbass kids wait until someone passes out at a party and then cover them with markings with a red sharpie". Gary Joseph, a step father of a local student, told teen news more in an exclusive interview. "My pussy of a step son wouldn't go to school today because he was afraid of being quarantined by his classmates." Apparently, the quarantine procedure at the high school includes, but is not limited to: people making small dick jokes, people calling the infected a "virgin", and of course forcing the "ebola" ridden teen to eat at the "ebola table".
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"Kids are so [expletive] stupid nowadays. I hated my step son before, and now I [expletive] hate him."
