5. Fun-Dip
Holy shit fun dip. This is like blow for kids. Unfortunately
the only good flavor is RazzApple and you look like you gave shrek a killer
beej after its all over, but all in all TYWW (thank you willy wonka)
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| it's dip that's fun |
4. Popcorn
No one really understands the science behind popcorn, most
believe that it was a gift from aliens. Regardless this oddly textured snack is
beloved by teens everywhere.
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| wowee |
Where is the Nobel Peace prize for the stoner that thought
of combining mini bagels with pizza? There has been long debate on which frozen
pizza snack reigns supreme; Bagel Bites or Pizza Rolls, but anyone with half a
brain knows BBs trumps those deadly packets of lava.
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| yum |
2. SLURPEES
The ice gods have truly answered prayers with this creation.
The slurpee has been cooling off teens since the time of Abraham Lincoln. If
your town is too wealthy to have any 7-11s nearby you can enjoy a sub-tier ICEE
at your local Cosco or whatever. Slurpees ride or die. TEEN TIP: Drink em
really fast if you want to feel like you got punched in the head 23 times.
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| Selena can't be wrong |
1. Taco Bell
Not considered a snack by some, Taco Bell is the mecca for
teens. If you go in with 5 american dollars you can basically get enough food
to feed a family of five, or your two high friends. I love mexico, I love
mexicans, and I love Taco Bell.
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| #same |
