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ICEBREAKER: teen screws up a classic pick-up line "so babe you ever weigh a polar bear" "what?" *breaks ice on girl's head* "wanna make out"                   CLASSIC: 7th grader settles down and watches Family Guy *peter farts on screen for 45 seconds* "seth macfarlane is nothing short of genius"                   RAP GAME: teen claims to have "2nd degree murdered" the track after rhyming "zimmerman" with "swimmer tan" however a florida jury disagreed                   YUNG LOVE: teen receives a text from his gf "i miss u" "i literally just left your house" "k" *throws phone at wall*                   CHAT: teens talk on AIM™ Sk8rBoy - did she blow u? Dude86 - yea, but she sucked dick at it Sk8rBoy - is that good or bad? Dude86 - lmao dude                   PHILOSOPHICAL: teen speaks his mind "two wrongs don't make a right, but one bong makes it alright" "yo, one must first turn down to turn up"                   REBEL: teen makes breakfast for dinner "this is not an appropriate time for that!" FUCK SOCIETY *dropkicks mom* I'M MAKING FLAP JACKS                   FUN: college teens live it up "i thought tonight we'd go classy, so i bought the $18 vodka instead of the $12 one" "WE'LL DRINK LIKE KINGS"                   LIFE CHANGING: teen has an epiphany while driving "what if... *slams on brakes* "WHAT IF THEY MADE DISPOSABLE SOCKS"                   FUN: college teens live it up "i thought tonight we'd go classy, so i bought the $18 vodka instead of the $12 one" "WE'LL DRINK LIKE KINGS"                   EASY LIVIN: teens are out of school and ready to let loose for the summer! "yo man i'm bored af" "me too"                   WOAH: teens get rowdy while driving "yo call that guy a fag and then drive off" "FAG!" "haha yes, we are so badass" *everyone high fives*                   iOSHEAVEN: Teens marvel in Apple's latest conquest "iOS 7 is better than being alive" "now i can die happy" "i feel steve jobs inside me"                   KILLER KUSH: teens get high "bro i think i'm dead" "ur just freaking out" "i'm srs" *turns into ghost* "damn, that kush was dank" *hi fives*                   EASY LIVIN: teens are out of school and ready to let loose for the summer! "yo man i'm bored af" "me too"                   MUSIC: h/s senior receives detention after arguing with his teacher "i said lil b is better than elton john" "i guess mr. ross isn't based"                   <3: teens go out to a romantic dinner "can we have a bottle of your finest sizzurp" *mariachi dubstep band* "babe will you turn up with me?"                   NEITHER: "which fedora should i wear?"                   YUNG LOVE: teen receives a text from his gf "i miss u" "i literally just left your house" "k" *throws phone at wall*

BEST MUNCHIES: 5 TEEN SNACKS

As a teen you gotta eat, but sometimes your mom doesn't love you enough to make dinner.  Because you don't have enough time to make real food, you gotta eat snacks.  With that in mind teen news breaks down the top five teen snacks.


5. Fun-Dip

Holy shit fun dip. This is like blow for kids. Unfortunately the only good flavor is RazzApple and you look like you gave shrek a killer beej after its all over, but all in all TYWW (thank you willy wonka)

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4. Popcorn

No one really understands the science behind popcorn, most believe that it was a gift from aliens. Regardless this oddly textured snack is beloved by teens everywhere.

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 3. Bagel Bites

Where is the Nobel Peace prize for the stoner that thought of combining mini bagels with pizza? There has been long debate on which frozen pizza snack reigns supreme; Bagel Bites or Pizza Rolls, but anyone with half a brain knows BBs trumps those deadly packets of lava.

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2. SLURPEES

The ice gods have truly answered prayers with this creation. The slurpee has been cooling off teens since the time of Abraham Lincoln. If your town is too wealthy to have any 7-11s nearby you can enjoy a sub-tier ICEE at your local Cosco or whatever. Slurpees ride or die. TEEN TIP: Drink em really fast if you want to feel like you got punched in the head 23 times.

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1. Taco Bell

Not considered a snack by some, Taco Bell is the mecca for teens. If you go in with 5 american dollars you can basically get enough food to feed a family of five, or your two high friends. I love mexico, I love mexicans, and I love Taco Bell.

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