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CHRONIC: teen smokes weed for the first time "..dude" what "....dude" what?? "duuuuude" WHAT?? "i'm so ripped" we didn't even smoke yet "oh"                   EMPLOYMENT: teen girls fills out job application "should i put down that i was twerk team captain?" "fuck yea i should"                   POLNO: Frat teen asks bros if a "black polo and flops" is an alright outfit for his grandmas funeral "dude u gotta at least wear sperrys"                   DIESEL: teen gets pulled over "officer, i know i was speeding i was just really mad" *officer lowers shades* "so you were FAST and FURIOUS?"                   WOAH: teens get rowdy while driving "yo call that guy a fag and then drive off" "FAG!" "haha yes, we are so badass" *everyone high fives*                   MUGSHOT: arrested teen makes an odd request while being processed "can you please sepia filter this shot" "also can you hashtag it badass?"                   BOSS: teen gets his homework checked "ya i didn't do it" "you don't have an excuse?" "EXCUSE me but how bout you get the FUCK outta my face"                   YOU GIVE BUD A BAD NAME: teen gets creative "i named my piece Bong Jovi" dude that's sick *rips bong so dang hard* "WE'RE HALFWAY THEREEE OH                   CHAT: teens talk on AIM™ Sk8rBoy - did she blow u? Dude86 - yea, but she sucked dick at it Sk8rBoy - is that good or bad? Dude86 - lmao dude                   STONED: teen takes his first ever "bong hit" "make sure you drink the bong water, it gets you super baked" "really?" "yea dude trust me"                   IDIOT: Teen throws big party but forgets one key element "dude i forgot music" "just use ur laptop" "i only have greenday" "mother of god"                   <3: teens go out to a romantic dinner "can we have a bottle of your finest sizzurp" *mariachi dubstep band* "babe will you turn up with me?"                   SIZZURP: Teens shocked after idol Lil Wayne goes into a codeine coma. "#PrayForWeezy" "if he dies we should def get school off"                   OUCH: Teen 'eats shit' while attempting to longboard to class "ive been practicing all summer!" "fuck i ripped my favorite plaid shorts"                   IDIOT: Teen throws big party but forgets one key element "dude i forgot music" "just use ur laptop" "i only have greenday" "mother of god"                   CLASSIC: 7th grader settles down and watches Family Guy *peter farts on screen for 45 seconds* "seth macfarlane is nothing short of genius"                   STUDY: teen crams for exam PREPARE THE LUBE MOTHER *jams textbook into anus* i guess you can say ill be pulling the answers...OUT OF MY ASS                   POPPIN: local teen overdoses on swagger "once he popped his fourth collar his neck couldn't take the pressure and just snapped" "RIP chad"                   FANDANGO: 16 year olds try to see an R rated movie "i left my ID in-" *fake moustache falls off* "damnit" *sees grown ups 2*

BEST MUNCHIES: 5 TEEN SNACKS

As a teen you gotta eat, but sometimes your mom doesn't love you enough to make dinner.  Because you don't have enough time to make real food, you gotta eat snacks.  With that in mind teen news breaks down the top five teen snacks.


5. Fun-Dip

Holy shit fun dip. This is like blow for kids. Unfortunately the only good flavor is RazzApple and you look like you gave shrek a killer beej after its all over, but all in all TYWW (thank you willy wonka)

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4. Popcorn

No one really understands the science behind popcorn, most believe that it was a gift from aliens. Regardless this oddly textured snack is beloved by teens everywhere.

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 3. Bagel Bites

Where is the Nobel Peace prize for the stoner that thought of combining mini bagels with pizza? There has been long debate on which frozen pizza snack reigns supreme; Bagel Bites or Pizza Rolls, but anyone with half a brain knows BBs trumps those deadly packets of lava.

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2. SLURPEES

The ice gods have truly answered prayers with this creation. The slurpee has been cooling off teens since the time of Abraham Lincoln. If your town is too wealthy to have any 7-11s nearby you can enjoy a sub-tier ICEE at your local Cosco or whatever. Slurpees ride or die. TEEN TIP: Drink em really fast if you want to feel like you got punched in the head 23 times.

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1. Taco Bell

Not considered a snack by some, Taco Bell is the mecca for teens. If you go in with 5 american dollars you can basically get enough food to feed a family of five, or your two high friends. I love mexico, I love mexicans, and I love Taco Bell.

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