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YOLO: HS teen takes it to the limit LET'S *turns hat sideways* FUCKING *puts speakers up to 80% full volume* DO THIS *drinks 2 light beers*                   EMPLOYMENT: teen girls fills out job application "should i put down that i was twerk team captain?" "fuck yea i should"                   HEART BREAKING: young teen overdoses on marijuana earlier today. Witnesses claim his last words were "dude" and "duuuudddeeee"                   BADASS: teen smokes for first time "yeah i found this blunt in my moms ash tray" *lights cig* *coughs* "that good kush and alcohol son!"                   GAMER: teens play Metroid Prime "did you know Samus is a chick?" *turns off gamecube* "no" *breaks disk in half* "no i did not"                   GRADES: Student receives an "F" on powerpoint presentation for using too many laser sounds in transitions "that sound effect is gangster af"                   MAKING WUB: teen credits dubstep for his success with the ladies "you can't spell skrillex without killr sex"                   BAKED: teens get so high on marijuana they "forgot the alamo" "the what??" "DUDE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THIS SHIT"                   CIGS: teen takes up smoking to appear cooler to his peers "have you taken up smoking?" "yes, i have" "you appear cooler to me now"                   MIA: "mom i lost my swag!" "where did you last YOLO?" "i already checked my snapback collection!" "well i'm sure it'll TURN UP"                   SHY: teen refuses to get naked in front of her bf b/c she's "too fat" sources indicate bf "doesn't care" & "just wants to see some titties"                   CENSORED: 10th grade teen refuses to say "the n word" during a class reading of To Kill A Mockingbird "there were black kids in that class"                   OUCH: Teen 'eats shit' while attempting to longboard to class "ive been practicing all summer!" "fuck i ripped my favorite plaid shorts"                   WOAH: teen finds out the secret to girls "it's all about politeness" *pulls out seat* "you look lovely" *ripsticks directly into her vagina*                   SHY: teen refuses to get naked in front of her bf b/c she's "too fat" sources indicate bf "doesn't care" & "just wants to see some titties"                   TEEN TALK: "is the double condom method more effective?" "a condom inside a condom? that's like inception dude" "...more like CONTRACEPTION"                   BARGAIN: teen buys weed for the first time *hands dealer $20* *gets handed bag of chopped leaves* *smells bag* "woah this is some dank kush"                   TRIPPY: teens drop acid for the first time "grasshoppers are the dubstep of nature" "holy shit bro that's so deep" "i'm a young socrates"                   PHILOSOPHICAL: teen speaks his mind "two wrongs don't make a right, but one bong makes it alright" "yo, one must first turn down to turn up"

DRUNK DRIVING TEENS: THIRSTY BEHIND THE WHEEL


Drinking and driving is a problem in the world, and underage teens are doing it the most. Studies show 69% of teens between 16-21 drink and drive.

It all started when Henry Ford, creator of hot wheels, just made a really big hot wheel and then that became what you know today as a car. Pretty soon after that people drank and smoked weed while driving their giant hot wheels (cars). Everyone did it, even you're grandmother (if she says she didn't shes a liar, those cookies secret ingredient aren't love). It wasn't until 1919-1933 when they enforced the prohibition that the percentage of people who drank and drove plummeted. 

these are some of the first "cars" ever invented

Today, the statistics of drunk driving is very low. It's all teens that do it, pretty much. 

teen news interviewed parents: 

"I was so surprised when I found out, damn Kevin got apple juice all over my dashboard." 
- Laurie T.

"I found oregano in my center consul?" 
- Steve F.

"Get these damn kids off my lawn" 
- Old Geezer

We also interviewed the teens:

"Its cool I have so much fun drunk, completely wasted on alcohol and driving" 
- John D.

"Yeah dude drinkin alcohol n smokin sticky icky, like whatever snoop dogg calls it, and driving is fun"  - Mike B.

"What are you cops?" 
- anonymous

*blows weed smoke in our face*
 - Tommy C.

So as you can see, drinking and driving is a very bad thing and is not cool, don't do drugs kids.