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MODERN WARFARE: Teen decides to enlist for military after raising his kill/death ratio to 1.5 in Call of Duty "i'm ready for anything now"                   VIDEO GAMES: teen gets upset while playing Halo "why's this homo called master chef he never even cooks" "it's chief" "he's not even indian"                   WOW: teen forcibly removed from house by father after he claimed to "not like Justin Timberlake" "YOU WILL RESPECT JT'S TALENT IN THIS HOME"                   ROMANCE: teens go on a date to see Monsters University *girl tries to make out with guy* "BITCH SWERVE I'M TRYNA RELIVE MY CHILDHOOD"                   STRUDEL'D: Teens get physical after toaster strudel incident "BRO DID YOU USE TWO PACKETS OF ICING" "yea?" "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE"                   TURNT: 7th graders go H.A.M. for Billy's 13th BDay "dude i just chugged 3 Kool-Aid Jammerz" "i think im starting to feel it"                   HEART BREAKING: young teen overdoses on marijuana earlier today. Witnesses claim his last words were "dude" and "duuuudddeeee"                   GAME: teen joins a sports team in hopes of getting girls "sup ladies, i'm the quarterman for our school's hoopball squad" *has infinity sex*                   NO HOMO: local 6th grader claims he would "suck dick for some lunchables" He further stated that he doesn't know what "suck dick" means                   STONED: teen in hospital after "the biggest bong hit of all time" he claims he "ripped that shit like Michael Phelps" and he's "still baked"                   STONED: teen takes his first ever "bong hit" "make sure you drink the bong water, it gets you super baked" "really?" "yea dude trust me"                   SURVEY: 7 out of 10 teens agree that 3 out of 10 teens are "lame af" and "will not be sitting at our lunch table this year"                   FML: a white teen was seen crying at starbucks this morning after they got her order wrong "here is your mocha frappe" "YOU'RE*"                   IRL: teen forgets he's not playing GTA V *goes sixty mph on the highway* *jumps out of car* *gets up and walks away*                   STONED: teen takes his first ever "bong hit" "make sure you drink the bong water, it gets you super baked" "really?" "yea dude trust me"                   FAMILY DINNER: "mom what are we eating?" "we're having pasta" *mom puts on dubstep* "with a side of TURNIP" *everyone goes fucking nuts*                   WORK: teen seeks job "it says here u defeated the elite 4 on ur 1st try" yes sir "congrats, u got the job. ur starting salary is $1,000,000"                   GERIATRIC: teens talk about the future "isn't it crazy that they'll play dubstep at our nursing homes?" "skrillex is our frank sinatra"                   VIDEO GAMES: teen gets upset while playing Halo "why's this homo called master chef he never even cooks" "it's chief" "he's not even indian"

DRUNK DRIVING TEENS: THIRSTY BEHIND THE WHEEL


Drinking and driving is a problem in the world, and underage teens are doing it the most. Studies show 69% of teens between 16-21 drink and drive.

It all started when Henry Ford, creator of hot wheels, just made a really big hot wheel and then that became what you know today as a car. Pretty soon after that people drank and smoked weed while driving their giant hot wheels (cars). Everyone did it, even you're grandmother (if she says she didn't shes a liar, those cookies secret ingredient aren't love). It wasn't until 1919-1933 when they enforced the prohibition that the percentage of people who drank and drove plummeted. 

these are some of the first "cars" ever invented

Today, the statistics of drunk driving is very low. It's all teens that do it, pretty much. 

teen news interviewed parents: 

"I was so surprised when I found out, damn Kevin got apple juice all over my dashboard." 
- Laurie T.

"I found oregano in my center consul?" 
- Steve F.

"Get these damn kids off my lawn" 
- Old Geezer

We also interviewed the teens:

"Its cool I have so much fun drunk, completely wasted on alcohol and driving" 
- John D.

"Yeah dude drinkin alcohol n smokin sticky icky, like whatever snoop dogg calls it, and driving is fun"  - Mike B.

"What are you cops?" 
- anonymous

*blows weed smoke in our face*
 - Tommy C.

So as you can see, drinking and driving is a very bad thing and is not cool, don't do drugs kids.