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YUMMY: teen "hecka ticked off" after mother packs him "oatmeal raisin granola bars" for lunch "BITCH KNOWS I ONLY FUCKS WIT CHOCOLATE CHIP"                   PUTT PUTT: teen has trouble on his first date w/ female "she beat me in mini golf" that's rough, what did you do? "i left her there" nice                   HEALTH: teens converse while smoking cigs "can cell phones really give you cancer?" "i hope not" *takes drag* "i'd hate to get cancer"                   GOSSIP: 7th graders talk rumors "i heard tina gave billy a handjob behind the bleachers after school" for real? "yea" wait what's a handjob?                   SCIENTIFIC: studies indicate that 3 out of every 4 teens smoke marijuana. Coincidentally, scientists also found that 1 in 4 teens are nerds                   HOT: teens love sexting! 9:14 - i wanna sex u up 9:15 - wat u gna do 2 me? 9:15 - ima stick my penis in ur *goes on wikipedia* 9:24 - labia                   BEEFIN: 7th grader claims to "have beef" w/ his mother after she forgot to pack Zebra Cakes in his lunchbox "bitch knows i need my z cakes"                   HOT: teens love sexting! 9:14 - i wanna sex u up 9:15 - wat u gna do 2 me? 9:15 - ima stick my penis in ur *goes on wikipedia* 9:24 - labia                   SWAGGER: teen gets ready for saturday night yeah this snapback yolo combo will for sure get me laid *chugs diet pepsi* TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?                   BUSTED: a shirtless teen was seen smoking a cigarette while riding a longboard. Police arrested him for being "too cool" in a school zone                   BETTER LUCK NEXT RHYME: teen loses a rap battle "spark the blunt with my bic, yea boy i'll suck your dick" "WAIT NO HOMO" "stfu juicy gay"                   HEALTH: teens converse while smoking cigs "can cell phones really give you cancer?" "i hope not" *takes drag* "i'd hate to get cancer"                   FUN: teens prepare for Halloween "okay. i'm mario, jeff's luigi, mark's wario, and steve.. ur waluigi" why am i waluigi? "BC NO ONE LIKES U"                   RAGER: dozens of teens flock to the local river after hearing reports that the water is "raging" "turn up!" *drowns in river*                   BETTER LUCK NEXT RHYME: teen loses a rap battle "spark the blunt with my bic, yea boy i'll suck your dick" "WAIT NO HOMO" "stfu juicy gay"                   TRIPPY: teens drop acid for the first time "grasshoppers are the dubstep of nature" "holy shit bro that's so deep" "i'm a young socrates"                   POPPIN: local teen overdoses on swagger "once he popped his fourth collar his neck couldn't take the pressure and just snapped" "RIP chad"                   WAKE & BAKE: teen wakes up early to prepare for his school's bake sale "this has absolutely nothing to do with weed" "sorry to disappoint"                   YOU GIVE BUD A BAD NAME: teen gets creative "i named my piece Bong Jovi" dude that's sick *rips bong so dang hard* "WE'RE HALFWAY THEREEE OH

DRUNK DRIVING TEENS: THIRSTY BEHIND THE WHEEL


Drinking and driving is a problem in the world, and underage teens are doing it the most. Studies show 69% of teens between 16-21 drink and drive.

It all started when Henry Ford, creator of hot wheels, just made a really big hot wheel and then that became what you know today as a car. Pretty soon after that people drank and smoked weed while driving their giant hot wheels (cars). Everyone did it, even you're grandmother (if she says she didn't shes a liar, those cookies secret ingredient aren't love). It wasn't until 1919-1933 when they enforced the prohibition that the percentage of people who drank and drove plummeted. 

these are some of the first "cars" ever invented

Today, the statistics of drunk driving is very low. It's all teens that do it, pretty much. 

teen news interviewed parents: 

"I was so surprised when I found out, damn Kevin got apple juice all over my dashboard." 
- Laurie T.

"I found oregano in my center consul?" 
- Steve F.

"Get these damn kids off my lawn" 
- Old Geezer

We also interviewed the teens:

"Its cool I have so much fun drunk, completely wasted on alcohol and driving" 
- John D.

"Yeah dude drinkin alcohol n smokin sticky icky, like whatever snoop dogg calls it, and driving is fun"  - Mike B.

"What are you cops?" 
- anonymous

*blows weed smoke in our face*
 - Tommy C.

So as you can see, drinking and driving is a very bad thing and is not cool, don't do drugs kids.