Hello #1. In the "gangster rap" era of teen culture we all pretend it's ass over titties but i wouldn't mind having this girl's titties near my ass. Yup.
Ever wanted to tell your friends you banged a cheerleader but aren't good enough looking to bang a cheerleader? Well, #2 is the exception to that rule. She may be the straw that broke the camel's back but she's got enough team spirit for my penis.
#3 is a two for one and no i'm not talking about foreheads. First off, I get to bang a bitch with a boyfriend which is basically the broest thing you can do except for banging a bitch without a boyfriend. Second off, I get to bang a MILF! That stands for mildlyattractivebitch i'd like to fuck if you didn't already know.
EDIT: #4 is a really bad joke
The only thing that kicks more ass than this girl is the sex we're about to have! Well I could still kick #5's ass cause she is a female, but on the flip side let's hope wearing a "black belt" doesn't mean you're only into "black guys" but I'm sure there's probably not a connection...maybe.
Well #6....I would have sex with you.
I typed in Drake on google and this definitely isn't Drake, so just imagine a picture of Drake in your head because I'm sure you have a great imagination that wasn't totally destroyed by video games and that's #7.
I'm just going to level with you on this one. This is a comedy article so I was looking for an ugly catholic schoolgirl to make a similar joke to the cheerleader one earlier. That failed, I typed in fat catholic schoolgirl but apparently the internet is only fond of fat cheerleaders. So with that in mind I typed in the ugliest thing I could think of (Sarah Jessica Parker) and proved that there is such a thing as destiny and I can proudly tell you I would have sex with #8 because she's famous.
