“yo this piece is tight af homie”
i kno right. wanna blaze?
“shit i aint got no bud"
damn me neither
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| don't act like this nug aint makin you horny |
Sources indicate the “water pipe” is constructed out of
high grade, polyethylene terephthalate plastic, and is shaped to perfection
with various groves and ridges designed to guarantee the smoothest hits of cannabis tobacco smoke
*takes one rip of bong*
*coughs up smoke and doesn't inhale at all*
“damn i’m high af”
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| the engineering intricacies that went into this bong's construction can boggle the mind |
Further investigation revealed the engineer who designed
the bong also used custom pieces to construct the slider and bowl. Using a top
of the line Bic pen and a titanium ratchet piece from his dad’s garage, the
slider and bowl fit perfectly into the bottle shaped base with just a little
bit of duct tape
*creates smoking device out of recyclable materials*
*becomes unusable after about a week*
“damn i bet if i sold these things i’d be hella rich”
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| the bong in action. just look at that fine craftsmanship |
Teen news sat down with the teenage engineering prodigy
(who preferred to remain anonymous because his mom is like, really strict)
teen news: so tell us about your recent invention
teen: well it all started when me and my boy ricky was smokin n shit. we didn’t have a piece and ricky was tryna smoke nug through his
nostril. i was like ricky, don’t be a clown. that’s when i… ummmmm
teen news: that’s when you constructed the bong?
teen: hell yeah son!! shit was wicked. yanno, i grabbed a
gatorade bottle, DRANK THAT SHIT, then just popped all the pieces together.
filled that shit up with water and yanno, IT FUCKIN RIPPED HOMIE
teen news: sounds fun
teen: damn straight. afterwards we drank the bong water.
shit tasted like fierce grape. DEE-LISH
teen news: you drank the bong water?
teen: of course man! shit gets you F A D E D
teen news: if you say so. well, thank you for your time.
we really appreciate it
teen: no problemo. hit me up if you want one of my
homemade bongs. only 50 bucks!
teen news: we’ll pass
teen: whatever hater
*rips bong*
*smells like burning plastic*
*coughs for 10 minutes*
