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RIPPED: teens claim to have smoked that celebrity kush "i'm emma stoned" "i'm baked shelton" "i can't think of one...but i'm high af"                   POOETRY: Teen fed up w/ eng class "do u love rap music? then class you'll love Edgar Allen Poe" "MORE LIKE EDGAR ALLEN POOP" "grow up steve"                   VIDEO GAMES: teen gets upset while playing Halo "why's this homo called master chef he never even cooks" "it's chief" "he's not even indian"                   IDIOT: Teen throws big party but forgets one key element "dude i forgot music" "just use ur laptop" "i only have greenday" "mother of god"                   NICE: teens prepare for finals "i took like 120 mg's of adderall" "i didn't even study. i just organized my itunes library for 6 hours"                   GAME: teen joins a sports team in hopes of getting girls "sup ladies, i'm the quarterman for our school's hoopball squad" *has infinity sex*                   LEGIT: teen gets real "i'm all about three things: pussy, weed, and kill streaks" *rips bong and plays black ops* "...the pussy can wait"                   WOAH: teens get rowdy while driving "yo call that guy a fag and then drive off" "FAG!" "haha yes, we are so badass" *everyone high fives*                   GAME: teen joins a sports team in hopes of getting girls "sup ladies, i'm the quarterman for our school's hoopball squad" *has infinity sex*                   OH NO: nervous teen asks out girl "b-becky, do y-you w-wanna- *vomits everywhere* *slips on vomit* *penis lands directly in vagina* "swag"                   HOT: teens love sexting! 9:14 - i wanna sex u up 9:15 - wat u gna do 2 me? 9:15 - ima stick my penis in ur *goes on wikipedia* 9:24 - labia                   WAKE & BAKE: teen wakes up early to prepare for his school's bake sale "this has absolutely nothing to do with weed" "sorry to disappoint"                   ORATORY SKILLS: teen uses a classic tactic of rhetoric in a debate with his peer "you're gay" "no, YOU'RE gay" *teen stands in shock*                   BRAWL: teen loses fight to local bully "i don't get it. i watched the whole 1st season of dragon ball z" "i should have destroyed him"                   HOT: teens love sexting! 9:14 - i wanna sex u up 9:15 - wat u gna do 2 me? 9:15 - ima stick my penis in ur *goes on wikipedia* 9:24 - labia                   FISH ARE FRIENDS: a white girl posts a facebook status Becky: i'm FINna watch some shark week! Hannah: omg so creative! Becky: love uuuuuuu                   BAD HAIR DAY: Teen girl decides to leave school after realizing her hair is "disgusting" an eyewitness stated "i'd still fuck her"                   WHITE GIRL: teen asked what 5 things she would bring to a deserted island 1. uggs 2. iPhone 3. iPhone charger 4. starbucks giftcard 5. my bf                   POLNO: Frat teen asks bros if a "black polo and flops" is an alright outfit for his grandmas funeral "dude u gotta at least wear sperrys"

BASED ON A TRUE STORY: WHO IS LIL B

Teens love to belong to something bigger than themselves.  It's teen nature.  Whether it be the latest fad or liking a song simply because it's been played on the radio 1,420 times.  With that goal in mind, a group of teens that felt excluded from their high school groups took a pilgrimage to become what many teens across the country already are; based.

*Lil B gets retweeted onto teen's timeline*
"what the fuck is this shit"


The alluring nature of this internet celebrity's twitter page naturally caused this group of teens to look more closely at the possible swag that could be associated with the based god.
"apparently he's a rapper"
*listens to Lil B song*
"what the fuck is this shit"

Quickly, the teens became enamored with the community behind it's leader.
*sees people saying TYBG for random things*
*sees pictures of strange looking people that say "Thank You Based God"*
"what the FUCK is this shit"

The next question that would logically be asked would be "how can i be based in real life and not just on social media?" Well, being based is now being referred to politically as a lifestyle choice and if you choose to make it public there are options such as wearing a pink bandanna and declaring yourself as a member of the "BITCH MOB TASK FORCE".
"dude i have no idea why anyone likes this stuff"
"it's pretty funny, i'm about to rep it ironically"
*teens go to mall and purchase pink bandannas*

even the cast of sons of anarchy rep bitch mob

With their journey almost complete, the group of teens need only complete one final task to fully assimilate into the "BITCH MOB TASK FORCE" and do right by Lil B The Based God.
*has sex*
"TYBG"