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NEITHER: "which fedora should i wear?"                   MUGSHOT: arrested teen makes an odd request while being processed "can you please sepia filter this shot" "also can you hashtag it badass?"                   CENSORED: 10th grade teen refuses to say "the n word" during a class reading of To Kill A Mockingbird "there were black kids in that class"                   FADEAD: teens try drugs for the first time "dude i smoked like eleven beers" one teen claims "i drank like 2 weeds and drove" one teen dead                   FILIBUSTED: student government faces a shut down "our spring fling should be 70s themed" "80s OR NOTHING" presently no agreement is in sight                   ROCK: 13 year old considers Creed to be "classic rock" "hey dad, let's spark a doobie and listen to creed" "son, just stop"                   BROAH: teens "out bro" each other "sup bro?" "sup bromo sapien?" "sup tony bromo?" "sup BROSEIDON, KING OF THE BROCEAN, SLAYER OF MERM POON"                   CHIVALRY: teen cooks a romantic dinner for his girlfriend "are you enjoying your ham and cheese hot pocket babe?" "no. not at all."                   DIESEL: teen gets pulled over "officer, i know i was speeding i was just really mad" *officer lowers shades* "so you were FAST and FURIOUS?"                   SO CLOSE: teen blows it at the last minute "ready for sex girl?" oh yea! *sound of velcro shoes coming off* *pussy becomes drier than paper*                   NOSTALGIA: HS freshmen have a "remember the 90's" night "this is gunna be so rad!!" *they sit around and watch Max Keeble's Big Move (2001)*                   WORK: teen seeks job "it says here u defeated the elite 4 on ur 1st try" yes sir "congrats, u got the job. ur starting salary is $1,000,000"                   MIA: "mom i lost my swag!" "where did you last YOLO?" "i already checked my snapback collection!" "well i'm sure it'll TURN UP"                   POPPIN: local teen overdoses on swagger "once he popped his fourth collar his neck couldn't take the pressure and just snapped" "RIP chad"                   NOSTALGIA: HS freshmen have a "remember the 90's" night "this is gunna be so rad!!" *they sit around and watch Max Keeble's Big Move (2001)*                   FAMILY DINNER: "mom what are we eating?" "we're having pasta" *mom puts on dubstep* "with a side of TURNIP" *everyone goes fucking nuts*                   HEALTH: teens converse while smoking cigs "can cell phones really give you cancer?" "i hope not" *takes drag* "i'd hate to get cancer"                   OBAMA CARES: teens have no idea "the government is gonna shut down!?" "yea something about a tea party" "wow politics is so gay"                   CLASSIC: 7th grader settles down and watches Family Guy *peter farts on screen for 45 seconds* "seth macfarlane is nothing short of genius"

BASED ON A TRUE STORY: WHO IS LIL B

Teens love to belong to something bigger than themselves.  It's teen nature.  Whether it be the latest fad or liking a song simply because it's been played on the radio 1,420 times.  With that goal in mind, a group of teens that felt excluded from their high school groups took a pilgrimage to become what many teens across the country already are; based.

*Lil B gets retweeted onto teen's timeline*
"what the fuck is this shit"


The alluring nature of this internet celebrity's twitter page naturally caused this group of teens to look more closely at the possible swag that could be associated with the based god.
"apparently he's a rapper"
*listens to Lil B song*
"what the fuck is this shit"

Quickly, the teens became enamored with the community behind it's leader.
*sees people saying TYBG for random things*
*sees pictures of strange looking people that say "Thank You Based God"*
"what the FUCK is this shit"

The next question that would logically be asked would be "how can i be based in real life and not just on social media?" Well, being based is now being referred to politically as a lifestyle choice and if you choose to make it public there are options such as wearing a pink bandanna and declaring yourself as a member of the "BITCH MOB TASK FORCE".
"dude i have no idea why anyone likes this stuff"
"it's pretty funny, i'm about to rep it ironically"
*teens go to mall and purchase pink bandannas*

even the cast of sons of anarchy rep bitch mob

With their journey almost complete, the group of teens need only complete one final task to fully assimilate into the "BITCH MOB TASK FORCE" and do right by Lil B The Based God.
*has sex*
"TYBG"