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BAKED: teens get so high on marijuana they "forgot the alamo" "the what??" "DUDE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THIS SHIT"                   CENSORED: 10th grade teen refuses to say "the n word" during a class reading of To Kill A Mockingbird "there were black kids in that class"                   CHILLIN: teens kick it! "i'm bored" wanna like, go outside? "out ..side?" *squints eyes and stares teen down* just fuckin witchu *rips bong*                   TURNT: 7th graders go H.A.M. for Billy's 13th BDay "dude i just chugged 3 Kool-Aid Jammerz" "i think im starting to feel it"                   OUCH: Teen 'eats shit' while attempting to longboard to class "ive been practicing all summer!" "fuck i ripped my favorite plaid shorts"                   WOW: teen forcibly removed from house by father after he claimed to "not like Justin Timberlake" "YOU WILL RESPECT JT'S TALENT IN THIS HOME"                   CENSORED: 10th grade teen refuses to say "the n word" during a class reading of To Kill A Mockingbird "there were black kids in that class"                   YOLO: HS teen takes it to the limit LET'S *turns hat sideways* FUCKING *puts speakers up to 80% full volume* DO THIS *drinks 2 light beers*                   TWITTER: teen faces crucial decision "i wanna rewrite my typo'd tweet but it already got three favs" "MY LIFE IS PAIN" *jumps off bridge*                   ROMANCE: teen learns the power of seduction "i have alcohol, weed, and an open house. wanna come over?" *gets laid to death*                   SENSUAL: teen sets up for a perfect date "candle lit dinner, bottle of red wine, and a copy of spy kids on blu ray" *gets 100 blowjobs*                   PISSED: teen gets fed up with teacher "can i use the bathroom?" "i don't know, CAN you?" *takes deep breath* *pisses all over teachers desk*                   CENSORED: 10th grade teen refuses to say "the n word" during a class reading of To Kill A Mockingbird "there were black kids in that class"                   HOUSE RULES: a teen argues with his father "WEAR YOUR SNAPBACK SON" "dad why" "there are swagless kids in africa" "UGH YOU'RE TOO RAD DAD"                   SENSUAL: teen sets up for a perfect date "candle lit dinner, bottle of red wine, and a copy of spy kids on blu ray" *gets 100 blowjobs*                   BETTER LUCK NEXT RHYME: teen loses a rap battle "spark the blunt with my bic, yea boy i'll suck your dick" "WAIT NO HOMO" "stfu juicy gay"                   SMOOTH: teen uses a classic pickup line "you like marijuana?" ummm, yeah! "marijuwanna suck my dick?" *gets laid so hard*                   CLASSIC: 7th grader settles down and watches Family Guy *peter farts on screen for 45 seconds* "seth macfarlane is nothing short of genius"                   CENSORED: 10th grade teen refuses to say "the n word" during a class reading of To Kill A Mockingbird "there were black kids in that class"

THE GODFATHER (TEEN REVIEW)

In a comedy of contradictions and teenage rebellion, 17-year-old film aficionado Jake Thompson takes on the iconic masterpiece, The Godfather, with a hilarious and unconventional perspective. Breaking free from the clutches of his stepfather's unwavering admiration, Jake delivers a comical review that boldly declares his hatred for the film purely on the basis of his stepdad's fandom.

The Godfather

From the very first scene of The Godfather, Jake knew he was in for a battle against his stepdad's unwavering love for the film. "I've never seen someone so obsessed with a movie," Jake chuckles. "Every family gathering turns into a Godfather-themed event. It's like they're auditioning for a mob movie, complete with terrible Italian accents and excessive hand gestures."

While acknowledging the film's critical acclaim and timeless status, Jake hilariously dismantles The Godfather, claiming it to be "just a bunch of guys in suits mumbling, eating pasta, and kissing each other's cheeks." He laments, "I couldn't make sense of half the dialogue. It's like they're speaking a secret language that only my stepdad understands."

With a mischievous grin, Jake mocks the film's slow-paced narrative, stating, "The Godfather taught me that if you want to be a successful gangster, you need to master the art of taking long pauses between sentences and stroking a cat. It's a recipe for world domination, I tell you!"

In a hilarious twist, Jake pokes fun at the film's extended running time, suggesting that it could have been titled "The Longfather" instead. "I've seen shorter movies about cooking an actual pasta dish," he quips. "I'd rather spend those three hours trying to understand quantum physics or watching paint dry."

As expected, Jake's review has caused uproarious laughter among those who can relate to the pressure of living in a household dominated by one film's cult following. His witty commentary provides a much-needed dose of humor, reminding us all not to take cinema, or family film preferences, too seriously.

While Jake's review may be filled with playful jabs and comedic exaggeration, it also highlights the universal experience of navigating familial influences and personal taste. It encourages viewers to approach films with an open mind and embrace their own unique perspectives.

As we laugh alongside Jake's hilarious rant against The Godfather, let's remember that comedy has a way of bringing people together, even in the face of differing opinions. It's through these lighthearted moments that we can celebrate the diversity of film appreciation and find joy in the shared experience of laughter.

So, whether you're a die-hard fan of The Godfather or simply looking for a good laugh, join us as we revel in Jake's humorous rebellion against his stepdad's film fandom. Get ready for a comical twist on a cinematic classic that proves, sometimes, it's just more fun to hate a movie because someone you know loves it!