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HEART BREAKING: young teen overdoses on marijuana earlier today. Witnesses claim his last words were "dude" and "duuuudddeeee"                   BONDING: teen doesn't want to go to school "dad, it's just real fcking gay" "honestly son, you have a point" *father rolls fat ass blunt*                   GTA: teen love gaming! "wait guys, don't you think this game is a little offensive to women?" *silence* "LOL JK" *kills another hooker*                   UNEMPLOYED: teen gets turned down at local super market for putting "rolls hella dope blunts" on his resume "how is that not a good skill??"                   FUNDONT: Teen hospitalized after tragic fondue accident "i thought the bitches would want this warm cheesy dick" "they didnt"                   NO: teen in critical condition after asserting "digimon was way cooler than pokemon" "there's some things you just can't fucking say steve"                   WHITE GIRL: teen asked what 5 things she would bring to a deserted island 1. uggs 2. iPhone 3. iPhone charger 4. starbucks giftcard 5. my bf                   POOETRY: Teen fed up w/ eng class "do u love rap music? then class you'll love Edgar Allen Poe" "MORE LIKE EDGAR ALLEN POOP" "grow up steve"                   SENSUAL: teen sets up for a perfect date "candle lit dinner, bottle of red wine, and a copy of spy kids on blu ray" *gets 100 blowjobs*                   SCIENCE PROJECT: "as you can see, the air flows through the water bec-" THIS IS A BONG "it's called a water pipe" GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM                   TRUTH: cop teaches class on drug awareness "honestly guys... pot isn't bad for you" *class gives standing ovation* *cop starts breakdancing*                   RIPPED: teens claim to have smoked that celebrity kush "i'm emma stoned" "i'm baked shelton" "i can't think of one...but i'm high af"                   HIGH: teens smoke while their parents are out "WAIT get the dog outta here. he'll tell my mom" *stares at dog for 30 seconds* "you're right"                   WOAH: teen finds out the secret to girls "it's all about politeness" *pulls out seat* "you look lovely" *ripsticks directly into her vagina*                   TRUTH: cop teaches class on drug awareness "honestly guys... pot isn't bad for you" *class gives standing ovation* *cop starts breakdancing*                   NICE: teens prepare for finals "i took like 120 mg's of adderall" "i didn't even study. i just organized my itunes library for 6 hours"                   BRAWL: teen loses fight to local bully "i don't get it. i watched the whole 1st season of dragon ball z" "i should have destroyed him"                   BLAZED: pre-teens have their first sips of beer "when am i gonna get high?" "i've had like three. i.....i think i'm feelin it"                   SURVEY: 7 out of 10 teens agree that 3 out of 10 teens are "lame af" and "will not be sitting at our lunch table this year"

TEEN UNVEILS COLLECTION OF PICKLE ART MASTERPIECES

In a world where creativity knows no bounds, 15-year-old prodigy Emma Thompson has embarked on a peculiar artistic journey, captivating audiences with her astonishing collection of pickle art masterpieces. Through her unique talent, Emma transforms ordinary cucumbers into jaw-dropping works of art that defy conventional artistic mediums.

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The idea for pickle art struck Emma during a routine grocery shopping trip with her parents. Intrigued by the curious shape and texture of a jar of pickles, she couldn't resist the urge to explore the artistic potential hidden within those briny cucumbers. Armed with a paintbrush and a vivid imagination, Emma ventured into uncharted artistic territory.

Her artistic process begins with meticulously selecting the perfect pickle canvas, examining its curves and imperfections. With utmost care, Emma applies layers of non-toxic, food-safe paint onto the pickle's surface, bringing her vibrant visions to life. The result is a mesmerizing fusion of flavors and colors that blurs the line between culinary delight and artistic expression.

Emma's pickle art has gained international attention, with art enthusiasts and curious onlookers flocking to witness her extraordinary creations. The collection features a diverse range of subjects, from intricate landscapes and abstract compositions to lifelike portraits of historical figures and beloved celebrities.

Art critics have been both bewildered and intrigued by Emma's work. Renowned critic Robert Anderson commented, "Emma's pickle art is a testament to the boundless nature of human creativity. It challenges our preconceived notions of traditional art mediums, provoking us to question the very essence of artistic expression."

The young artist's popularity has soared through social media platforms, where her pickle art has amassed a dedicated following. Fans eagerly anticipate each new creation, and the hashtag #PickleArtPhenomenon has become a viral sensation. Emma's art has even caught the attention of celebrities, with actors, musicians, and influencers expressing their admiration for her unique talent.

In an interview, Emma shared her motivation behind pickle art, stating, "I wanted to challenge the norms of traditional art and create something that would make people smile and question their perceptions. Pickles have this inexplicable charm, and I wanted to harness that in my art."

Emma's groundbreaking approach to art has inspired a new wave of creative expression among young artists. Pickle art workshops and exhibitions have popped up around the globe, encouraging individuals to explore unconventional mediums and unleash their artistic potential.

As Emma continues to push the boundaries of artistic innovation, she hopes to inspire others to think outside the jar and embrace the weird and wonderful possibilities that lie within everyday objects. Through her pickle art masterpieces, she reminds us all that creativity can be found in the most unexpected places and that art has the power to turn the ordinary into the extraordinary.

So, prepare to be pickled with awe and wonder as Emma Thompson takes you on a whimsical journey through the enchanting world of pickle art. Get ready to question your artistic perceptions and embrace the delightful strangeness that lies within a simple cucumber.